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AdjectiveFool

Rank	Item	Quantity
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#572	Chroner	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#347	D roll	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#237	Inner Truth	2
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#1200	M-242	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#221	Microplushie: Bropane	62
#183	Microplushie: Dorkonide	24
#217	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	27
#171	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	16
#178	Microplushie: Gothochondria	59
#208	Microplushie: Hippylase	70
#253	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#219	Microplushie: Hobomosome	32
#199	Microplushie: Otakulone	81
#194	Microplushie: Raverdrine	48
#197	Microplushie: Sororitrate	58
#96	Mr. Haggis	36
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#81	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#78	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#83	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#81	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#87	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#755	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#332	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
#30	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	12
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#312	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#63	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	26
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#292	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	13
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#56	Thwaitgold spider statuette	22
#619	Thwaitgold termite statuette	9
#43	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	7
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#31	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	5
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#116	actual reality goggles	17
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#190	airblaster gun	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#284	alien drugs	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#109	alien protein powder	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#933	antique record album	1
#17	aquamariner's necklace	1
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1147	banana	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#137	blank diary	1
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#213	blue grass	1
#137	blue tulip	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#32	bottled day	6
#37	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#183	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#4836	box of sunshine	8
#94	brain preservation fluid	4
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#49	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#424	candied nuts	4
#257	candy cigarette	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#70	chakra sludge	17
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#52	complex mushroom wine	1
#85	compounded experience	1
#123	cookie cookie	5
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#35	corrupted bird DNA	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#64	damp old wallet	1
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#97	dog ointment	1
#24	doll-eye amulet	1
#114	dollar-sign bag	43
#25	dove DNA	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#163	ear poison	1
#1641	easter egg balloon	14
#388	eldritch effluvium	1
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#70	eldritch essence	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#743	extra-greasy slider	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#241	fat stacks of cash	52
#217	fat wallet	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#24	fishbone belt	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#10	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#11	fishbone corset	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#10	fishbone kneepads	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#59	flat cider	1
#127	freshwater fishbone	1
#234	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#505	friendly cheez blob	5
#63	fumble formula	1
#201	future drug: Coolscaline	1
#193	future drug: Muscularactum	1
#196	future drug: Smartinex	1
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#38	gelatinous meat mass	1
#589	ghost of a necklace	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#45	gill rings	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#157	gladiator tunica	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#87	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#187	gold crown	1
#176	gold tooth	1
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#89	government	1
#262	government cheese	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#31	green pill	2
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#102	haggis socks	36
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#239	hamlet sandwich	1
#923	handful of confetti	46
#36	handful of napalm	1
#647	happiness	1
#41	hare brush	1
#153	hawk	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#170	heavy crown	1
#129	heavy necklace chain	1
#892	hemp string	1
#134	hep waders	1
#150	huge gold coin	41
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#75	illegal firecracker	1
#446	imp unity ring	1
#185	impure gasoline	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#89	invisible potion	1
#47	jangly bracelet	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#125	java cookie	5
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#248	kiwi beak	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#283	legitimate business on the beach	1
#203	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#109	loaf of alien bread	1
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#767	macaroni duck	3
#156	madius	1
#143	massive gemstone	19
#53	megacopia	2
#189	minin' dynamite	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#158	negative lump	427
#232	non-aged vinegar	1
#16	nosy nose ringy ring	1
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#691	old coin purse	1
#593	old leather wallet	2
#98	old school calculator watch	36
#136	outlaw bandana	1
#51	overpowering mushroom wine	1
#188	pair of government shades	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#17	papier-mâchine gun	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#19	pearl diver's necklace	1
#15	pearl diver's ring	1
#309	perl necklace	2
#248	petit 4.1	4
#546	petit fortran	1
#302	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#254	pile of useless robot parts	1
#98	pixel coin	1
#134	plaid cowboy hat	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#157	portable table	1
#73	pteruges	1
#66	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#168	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#177	rattler rattle	1
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
#112	red tulip	1
#162	ring of Detect Boring Doors	1
#368	ring of adornment	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#100	ring of teleportation	1
#140	rocket fuel	1
#54	root beer	3
#280	rose	1
#3638	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#78	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#128	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#207	salt wages	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#95	seared dino steak	1
#20	sentient meat mass	1
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#245	shot of mescal	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#71	silver keg	1
#82	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#43	simple AI	1
#95	single atom	24
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#51	smooth mushroom wine	1
#1120	snake	1
#217	sneaky wrapping paper	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#79	solid baconstone necklace	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#72	solid shifting time weirdness	1
#34	space bar	1
#223	space beast fur	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#232	space junk	1
#26	space needle	1
#138	space port	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
#1135	sparkler	1
#97	spiritual eggnog	3
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#160	spooky lasso	1
#112	spooky pirate skeleton	13
#61	stealth bomber	1
#167	still-beating spleen	3
#179	stink-penny	1
#145	stolen necklace	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1004	stray chihuahua	2
#72	string of moist beads	1
#1108	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	37
#3306	stuffed Cheshire bitten	13
#6936	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#957	stuffed Meat	48
#3339	stuffed astral badger	13
#3589	stuffed baby gravy fairy	12
#92	stuffed caterpillar	2
#6848	stuffed cocoabo	3
#1169	stuffed crazy bastard sword	4
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#4961	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	7
#3406	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#2573	stuffed hand turkey	19
#2682	stuffed key	1
#391	stuffed martini	23
#3563	stuffed mind flayer	12
#1076	stuffed mink	40
#1048	stuffed monocle	43
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#4048	stuffed scary death orb	10
#2926	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	16
#4145	stuffed snowy owl	9
#4953	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	7
#4252	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#1062	stuffed teddy butler	42
#929	stuffed tin of caviar	50
#1548	stuffed treasure chest	18
#5319	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	6
#104	sugar shotgun	1
#111	super-absorbent tarp	1
#55	swirling mushroom wine	1
#164	tarnished bottlecap	1
#73	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#3990	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#3933	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#565	tiny plastic Beebee King	4
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#3939	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#515	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#6227	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#98	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	3
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#209	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	5
#656	tiny plastic Father McGruber	6
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3830	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#479	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3875	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#853	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#3910	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#786	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3911	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3895	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#135	tiny plastic MechaElf	2
#741	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#969	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#3906	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3927	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#482	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4022	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#102	tiny plastic animelf	3
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3317	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#846	tiny plastic batbugbear	4
#3964	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1134	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#847	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#953	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3924	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3955	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3908	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1343	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#861	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#395	tiny plastic cavebugbear	11
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#3178	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3937	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3877	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3921	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3989	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#8187	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3343	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#3903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3860	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6100	tiny plastic grue	2
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#6149	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#751	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6171	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#8102	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3838	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6201	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3937	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8137	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#3861	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3851	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#110	tommy gun	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
#968	untamable turtle	2
#182	unused soap	1
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#196	viral DNA	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#21	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#23	white earbuds	1
#126	white tulip	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 2,762 items total!

what items are this player missing?