| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #96 | BURT | 313 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #586 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #978 | Crimbuck | 681 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #451 | Jack-in-the-box | 13 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #298 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 53 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #111 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 58 |
| #145 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 14 |
| #166 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 6 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #99 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 52 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #538 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #800 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #478 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #188 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #97 | barrrnacle | 127 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #24 | bit of clingfilm | 77 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #535 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #498 | duct tape | 69 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #236 | empty agua de vida bottle | 880 |
| #293 | fistful of ashes | 2 |
| #6 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 628 |
| #247 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #5 | funky eyepatch | 776 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #5 | gold toothbrush | 1,038 |
| #106 | gold wedding ring | 96 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #424 | handful of confetti | 93 |
| #302 | heart of the volcano | 24 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #77 | home robotics kit | 36 |
| #142 | imitation crab crate | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #421 | ketchup hound | 9 |
| #205 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #374 | negative lump | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #336 | old sweatpants | 221 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #36 | pirate cream pie | 86 |
| #21 | plunge-leg | 124 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #215 | really dense meat stack | 28 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #135 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #291 | solid gold bowling ball | 65 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #119 | spectre scepter | 199 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #48 | stray chihuahua | 31 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #185 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #70 | unusual disco ball | 18 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #74 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #90 | wumpus hair | 24 |