| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #125 | 1,970 carat gold | 2 |
| #26 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 487 |
| #52 | 5-hour acrimony | 75 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 72 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #34 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 4 |
| #28 | Angelhair Culottes | 18 |
| #32 | Argarggagarg's fang | 24 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #6 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 4 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #6 | BRICKO egg | 3 |
| #28 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 18 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #41 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 124 |
| #76 | Belt of Howling Anger | 7 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #15 | Bonerdagon necklace | 242 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #67 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 7 |
| #64 | Boss Bat bling | 47 |
| #407 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| #7 | Brand of Violence | 2 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #49 | Carpathian longsword | 36 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #191 | Chroner | 362 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #21 | Clara's bell | 34 |
| #28 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 20 |
| #45 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 10 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #151 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 16 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #674 | Crimbuck | 1,395 |
| #34 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 5 |
| #43 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 3 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
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| #6 | Dinsey's glove | 3 |
| #6 | Dinsey's oculus | 2 |
| #4 | Dinsey's pants | 3 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #35 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 12 |
| #15 | Dragonscale breastplate | 2 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 2 |
| #34 | Drowsy Sword | 270 |
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| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #15 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 2 |
| #67 | Dust bunny | 58 |
| #55 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 25 |
| #16 | El Vibrato restraints | 34 |
| #14 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 25 |
| #44 | Ellsbury's skull | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #52 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 4 |
| #100 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 11 |
| #50 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 3 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #21 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 22 |
| #23 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 21 |
| #43 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 11 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #87 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #65 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 6 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #12 | Good 'n' Quiet | 41 |
| #18 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 37 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #22 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 28 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's right paw | 3 |
| #59 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 8 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #29 | Heimandatz's heart | 30 |
| #90 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 5 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #29 | Inndya trading card | 4 |
| #111 | Instant Karma | 102 |
| #39 | Iron Beta of Industry | 198 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #24 | Jocko Homo's head | 25 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #5 | Kudzu slaw | 243 |
| #55 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 18 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #52 | Lederhosen of the Night | 19 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #56 | Liam's mail | 18 |
| #91 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 3 |
| #44 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 274 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | Mansquito's blood | 269 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #14 | Master Thief's utility belt | 2 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #15 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 2 |
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| #9 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 2 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #61 | Microplushie: Bropane | 167 |
| #52 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 67 |
| #62 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 79 |
| #26 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 68 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 146 |
| #60 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 196 |
| #36 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 27 |
| #50 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 110 |
| #56 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 215 |
| #63 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 110 |
| #48 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 177 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #60 | Misty Cape | 39 |
| #173 | Misty Cloak | 9 |
| #128 | Misty Robe | 19 |
| #35 | Morbidda trading card | 4 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #51 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #46 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 41 |
| #21 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 6 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #22 | Newman's Own Trousers | 28 |
| #67 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 84 |
| #4 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 2 |
| #103 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 19 |
| #115 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #34 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 39 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #8 | Pigsticker of Violence | 2 |
| #108 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 10 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #25 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 18 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #35 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 4 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #60 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #44 | Red Roger's reliquary | 26 |
| #28 | Safari Jack's moustache | 22 |
| #52 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 22 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #41 | Serenity trading card | 3 |
| #67 | Shield of Icy Fate | 7 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Spookyraven signet | 58 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #38 | Star Spawn | 8 |
| #26 | Stephen's lab coat | 24 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #51 | Sword of Dark Omens | 9 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #23 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 6 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #10 | The Author's inkwell | 116 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #50 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 10 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #15 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 2 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #66 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 21 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 3 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #601 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 15 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #324 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 24 |
| #362 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 25 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #43 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 42 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 2 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 3 |
| #5 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 3 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #20 | Woldo trading card | 8 |
| #9 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 50 |
| #29 | Yakisoba's hat | 19 |
| #330 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #32 | Yuleviathan necklace | 2 |
| #35 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 22 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #475 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #45 | adorable seal larva | 24 |
| #22 | aerated diving helmet | 26 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #31 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 8 |
| #177 | ancient stone head | 3 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #34 | angst burger | 306 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7 | asteroid belt | 16 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #40 | badass belt | 371 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #8 | bag of random words | 198 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #718 | bat guano | 4 |
| #53 | bauxite beret | 5 |
| #41 | bauxite bow-tie | 8 |
| #27 | bauxite boxers | 14 |
| #593 | beer bomb | 15 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #15 | belt of Ogrekind | 2 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #85 | blue money bag | 4 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #57 | blue tulip | 10 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #33 | bone aperitif | 12 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #40 | bone meal | 11 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #39 | bottle of goofballs | 369 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #93 | box of sunshine | 4,430 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #102 | brain preservation fluid | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #39 | brilliant oyster egg | 15 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #29 | browser cookie | 19 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #51 | burnt snowpants | 31 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #90 | can of V-11 | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #23 | can-you-dig-it? | 8 |
| #855 | candy cane | 42 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #53 | chisel | 3 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #77 | classy monkey | 3 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #796 | club necklace | 9 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #94 | commemorative war stein | 983 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pirate cutlass | 2 |
| #4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #112 | designer handbag | 21 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #247 | diamond necklace | 21 |
| #1060 | disassembled clover | 11 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #509 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #109 | divine can of silly string | 424 |
| #474 | divine champagne flute | 4 |
| #386 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #428 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #429 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| 🥈 | dreadful sweater | 2 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #48 | drywall axe | 180 |
| #64 | duonoculars | 6 |
| #47 | easter egg balloon | 172 |
| #218 | eggnog | 86 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #21 | electric Kool-Aid | 8 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #499 | enchanted bean | 2 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #27 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 38 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #22 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2,032 |
| #168 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #76 | facsimile dictionary | 100 |
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| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
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| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #183 | fancy seashell necklace | 106 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
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| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #720 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #63 | fleshy lump | 17 |
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| #36 | flour cookie | 10 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #726 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #502 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #364 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #36 | friendly cheez blob | 30 |
| #42 | frigid derringer | 71 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
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| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #50 | fuzzy earmuffs | 55 |
| #43 | fuzzy montera | 57 |
| #7 | garbage sticker | 2 |
| #98 | gearbox necklace | 8 |
| #41 | genie's bracers | 5 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #40 | genie's scimitar | 6 |
| #42 | genie's turbane | 5 |
| #28 | ghost of a necklace | 201 |
| #41 | giant pinky ring | 261 |
| #47 | giant spider leg | 7 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #12 | gilded BRICKO brick | 4 |
| #18 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #25 | gingerbread gavel | 4 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #33 | gingerbread mug | 4 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #79 | glistening oyster egg | 9 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #33 | gold wedding ring | 259 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #36 | golden gum | 564 |
| #29 | golden gun | 150 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #459 | green candy heart | 28 |
| #83 | green candygram | 9 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #55 | grue egg | 256 |
| #57 | grue egg omelette | 58 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #135 | gummi turtle | 7 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #31 | hacked gibson | 20 |
| #250 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #72 | handful of confetti | 290 |
| #321 | handful of honey | 6 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #50 | haunted bindle | 38 |
| #335 | heart necklace | 19 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #456 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #216 | helmet turtle | 359 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #50 | huge Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #8 | industrial frosting | 3 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #31 | invisible potion | 21 |
| #84 | irradiated turtle | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | killing feather | 52 |
| #116 | knobby helmet turtle | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #364 | lavender candy heart | 58 |
| #55 | lavender candygram | 14 |
| #15 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #79 | lucky rabbit's foot | 59 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #57 | macaroni duck | 18 |
| 🥉 | mafia organizer badge | 63 |
| #28 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 247 |
| #20 | magical pony: Pearjack | 244 |
| #27 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 255 |
| #29 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 260 |
| #31 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 239 |
| #23 | magical pony: Uniquity | 260 |
| #171 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #28 | meteorb | 2 |
| #20 | meteorite guard | 5 |
| #18 | meteortarboard | 7 |
| #26 | meteorthopedic shoes | 23 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #7 | monstrous monocle | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #67 | musk turtle | 10 |
| #84 | neoprene skullcap | 3 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #15 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 2 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #54 | obsidian dagger | 118 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #418 | orange candy heart | 61 |
| #124 | orange candygram | 7 |
| #37 | orcish nailing lube | 119 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #36 | ornate picture frame | 87 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | paraffin pieces | 4 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #121 | pearlescent oyster egg | 6 |
| #1771 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #31 | perfect paloma | 11 |
| #5 | personal massager | 7,124 |
| #196 | personalized birthday cake | 8 |
| #124 | petrified wood | 85 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #32 | pig-iron bracers | 4 |
| #42 | pig-iron helm | 4 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #38 | piggy tattoo | 22 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #652 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #760 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
| #121 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #360 | pork elf goodies sack | 19 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #28 | pretty flower | 32,431 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #24 | psychic's amulet | 147 |
| #19 | psychic's circlet | 177 |
| #19 | psychic's crystal ball | 184 |
| #20 | psychic's pslacks | 175 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #69 | quantum of familiar | 4 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #24 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,042 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #82 | red money bag | 16 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #13 | red rocket | 39 |
| #47 | red tulip | 10 |
| #412 | red-and-green sweater | 5 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #20 | replica bat-oomerang | 83 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #26 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 40 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1287 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #629 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #89 | rose | 100 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #174 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 30 |
| #176 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 29 |
| #198 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 27 |
| #443 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #34 | sandwich of the gods | 38 |
| #731 | sawblade fragment | 58 |
| #97 | sawblade shield | 37 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #56 | screwing pooch | 20 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #58 | shiny ring | 290 |
| #33 | shooting morning star | 2 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #19 | silver cow skull | 34 |
| #34 | silver face paint | 8 |
| 🥉 | slime knuckles | 2 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #52 | smoldering bagel punch | 30 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #212 | solid gold bowling ball | 90 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #14 | space port | 13 |
| #148 | spade necklace | 32 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #47 | spark plug earring | 14 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #44 | spectre scepter | 308 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| 🥉 | stained glass shield | 2 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass spectacles | 4 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #30 | stainless steel scarf | 40 |
| #5 | stainless steel shillelagh | 67 |
| #38 | stainless steel skullcap | 22 |
| #25 | stainless steel slacks | 30 |
| #59 | stainless steel solitaire | 19 |
| #90 | stainless steel suspenders | 26 |
| #52 | standards and practices guide | 39 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #23 | still-beating spleen | 16 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #114 | stray chihuahua | 20 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1055 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 45 |
| #231 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 135 |
| #231 | stuffed angry cow | 142 |
| #175 | stuffed astral badger | 176 |
| #147 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 197 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #240 | stuffed cocoabo | 136 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #216 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 153 |
| #198 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 164 |
| #163 | stuffed hand turkey | 181 |
| #501 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #179 | stuffed mind flayer | 171 |
| #198 | stuffed scary death orb | 166 |
| #177 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 179 |
| #185 | stuffed snowy owl | 166 |
| #159 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 189 |
| #196 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 152 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #160 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 183 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #340 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #12 | suspicious-looking fedora | 8 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #16 | the Archwizard's briefs | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #14 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 2 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #71 | tie-dyed fannypack | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 6 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 365 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #14 | tiny top hat and cane | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #22 | transmission from planet Xi | 15 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #92 | turtlemail bits | 46 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #46 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #203 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #41 | untamable turtle | 21 |
| #40 | unusual disco ball | 24 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #4 | velour viscometer | 2 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #241 | wad of cotton | 13 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #68 | wand of pigification | 14 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #577 | white candy heart | 21 |
| #78 | white candygram | 10 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #120 | white money bag | 3 |
| #58 | white tulip | 10 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #19 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2,072 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #691 | yellow candy heart | 19 |
| #101 | yellow candygram | 16 |
| #34 | yellow rocket | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #5 | your own black heart | 1,490 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi hat | 2 |
| #4 | zombie mariachi pants | 3 |