Museum :: Immelan

Immelan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#59	1-ball	158
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#60	5-ball	142
#62	6-ball	144
#904	7-ball	3
#152	8-ball	274
#90	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#177	A. W. O. L. commendation	38
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#27	Amulet of Yendor	643
#29	Ancient Protector Soda	26
#215	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#287	Angelhair Culottes	4
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#312	BGE merchandise order form	13
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#88	BGE shotglass	48
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#35	Beach Comb Box	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#443	Blood Light	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#453	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#417	Boss Bat bling	8
#201	Boss Bat britches	64
#9	Bram's choker	41
#48	Bruno's blessing of Mars	10
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#52	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#276	CRIMBCO scrip	1,250
#355	CRIMBCO wine	21
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#28	CSA fire-starting kit	719
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#199	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#744	Cloaca-Cola	31
#279	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	13
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#818	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#402	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#71	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	35
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#292	Corpse Island iced tea	18
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#89	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	52
#106	Crimbo candied pecan	247
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#120	Crimbo fudge	235
#113	Crimbo peppermint bark	236
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#141	Crimbot battery	10
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#274	Crown of the Goblin King	84
#142	D roll	92
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#362	Daffy Taffy	92
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#56	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	9
#261	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#546	Drowsy Sword	34
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1026	Dyspepsi-Cola	39
#215	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	13
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#32	Effermint™ tablets	246
#391	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#114	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#78	Elmley shades	15
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#110	Fantasma en la Máquina	33
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#17	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	3
#34	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	15
#130	Friendliness Beverage	64
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#78	Galapagosian Cuisses	11
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#74	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
#152	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#627	Go-Wassail	20
#32	God Lobster Egg	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#172	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#149	Green Clover of Justice	12
#35	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	2
#98	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	56
#156	Heimandatz's heart	9
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#470	Iron Beta of Industry	16
#935	Jack-in-the-box	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#31	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	91
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
#15	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	2
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
#208	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	133
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#100	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	45
#262	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#11	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	22
#400	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	66
#23	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2,374
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#400	M-242	19
#43	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	179
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#198	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	10
#30	Milk Studs	433
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#123	Misty Robe	20
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#810	Mr. Mediocrebar	63
#91	Muschat	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#176	New Zealand iced tea	63
#150	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#194	Nightstalker perfume	13
#193	Nuclear Blastball	4
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#240	Orange Star of Sacrifice	9
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#165	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#37	PEEZ dispenser	453
#7	Pain Dip	1,285
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#80	Pink Heart of Spirit	13
#13	PlexiPips	203
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#12	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	2
#25	Pokëmann band-aid	156
#19	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	43
#33	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	23
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	16
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	29
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	30
#22	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	29
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	48
#23	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	13
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	32
#30	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	36
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	23
#26	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	38
#31	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	30
#19	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	43
#25	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	36
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#57	Racisto Ruidoso	8
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#583	Red Rover BB gun	3
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#877	Rock Pops	56
#54	Roman sadnals	8
#97	Rompedores de Fantasmas	44
#90	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#529	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#286	Silver Bullet beer	8
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#71	Small Medium	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#18	Source terminal	1
#58	Space Tours Tripple	50
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#63	Strix stix	64
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#50	Swizzler	396
#86	TI-9000 calculator	31
#36	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	668
#37	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	632
#40	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	584
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#132	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	10
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#470	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#173	The Joy of Wassailing	17
#10	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#37	The Lost Glasses	3
#53	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#294	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#134	Thwaitgold bee statuette	10
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#293	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	13
#56	Thwaitgold spider statuette	22
#1490	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#43	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	7
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#115	Tome of Clip Art	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#85	Ultracolor™ shirt	5
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#572	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	14
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#8	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	2
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#62	Van der Graaf helmet	5
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#20	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	658
🥉	Wet Russian	200
#555	Wint-O-Fresh mint	19
#9	Witchess Set	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#13	X-32-F snowman crate	1
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#105	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#473	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#1296	Yummy Tummy bean	108
#69	Z-Bone steak	52
#29	Ze™ goggles	354
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#49	a cute angel	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#930	antique record album	1
#769	aspirin	1
#15	astronaut pants	380
#80	atomic vector plotter	58
#80	augmented-reality shades	3
#375	badass belt	113
#43	bag of W&Ws	400
#33	bag of airline peanuts	613
#899	ball	6
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#52	banana smoothie	18
#312	bananagate	22
#137	baneful bandolier	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#229	bath ball gift set	21
#373	battered Crimbo Crate	31
#770	beer bomb	6
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#139	bejeweled cufflinks	27
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#242	bindlestocking	11
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#324	bite-me-red lipstick	48
#29	black candy heart	580
#192	black paisley oyster egg	23
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#156	black spot	5
#20	black-and-blue light	2,475
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#139	blind-packed capsule toy	118
#68	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	216
#70	blob of Alphredo™	7
#2977	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#759	blue glowstick	1
#89	blue grass	17
#20	blue plasma ball	2,426
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#253	blue polka-dot oyster egg	15
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#528	bottle of Blank-Out	11
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#506	bottle of bubbles	11
#408	bottle of fire	1
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#22	bottled day	7
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#36	box of Dweebs	460
#133	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#46	box of bear arms	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#231	breath mint	1
#52	brick	668
#50	brine	271
#229	bronze breastplate	7
#63	bubble-wrap simulator	20
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#787	buckyball	5
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#134	bunch of bananas	42
#30	bunny liver	302
#38	burrowgrub hive	4
#505	burst hellseal brain	7
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#454	can of Binarrrca	21
#486	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#25	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	200
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#30	candied yams	227
#1475	candy cane	21
#78	candy cigarette	37
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#241	candy skeleton	1
#3109	candy stake	2
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#58	canteen of wine	288
#45	capacitor relay	252
#17	carton of rotten eggs	701
#802	cement sandals	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#27	centurion helmet	3
#89	charged magnet	1
#224	cheap elven gloves	19
#497	cheap plastic bottle opener	13
#21	cheap studded belt	2,591
#87	chintzy accordion pin	8
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#154	chintzy seal pendant	7
#162	chintzy turtle brooch	6
#576	chloroform rag	1
#166	chocolate cigar	11
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#31	clown hammer	611
#238	clownskin belt	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#57	club necklace	62
#149	cold seal sweat	24
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#751	commemorative war stein	2
#651	communications windchimes	1
#26	compression stocking	564
#27	computronic processing unit	131
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#49	corked genie bottle	1
#360	corncob pipe	3
#177	corned-beef Reuben	12
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#424	corpsedriver	12
#385	corpsetini	13
#7	corroded breeches	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
#458	corrupted data	18
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#569	crazy little Turkish delight	10
#354	cruelty-free wine	5
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#94	crystallized memory	3
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#54	cursed wishbone	7
#919	cyborg doll	1
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#94	cymbal syrup	162
#33	deactivated nanobots	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#102	defective skull	214
#39	deluxe fax machine	6
#43	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	7
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#44	designer handbag	38
#14	detective school application	1
#317	diamond necklace	18
#29	dill	753
#146	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	8
#154	disco horoscope (Aries)	7
#141	disco horoscope (Cancer)	9
#140	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	9
#112	disco horoscope (Gemini)	11
#143	disco horoscope (Leo)	9
#109	disco horoscope (Libra)	13
#136	disco horoscope (Pisces)	9
#141	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	9
#126	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	10
#147	disco horoscope (Taurus)	7
#152	disco horoscope (Virgo)	7
#179	discocktail	24
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#253	doll house	22
#1168	dollhive	3
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#88	double-ice cap	4
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#269	drop of water-37	20
#63	drum of pomade	20
#520	drywall axe	24
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#297	duct tape	136
#33	duct tape buckler	2
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#6	duct tape shirt	87
#76	duct tape sword	2
#429	dusty Crimbo crate	26
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#1043	eggnog	13
#211	electrical thingamabob	49
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#220	elven limbos gingerbread	58
#478	elven cellocello	31
#296	elven moonshine	40
#165	elven socks	24
#356	elven suicide capsule	35
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#174	empty agua de vida bottle	1,152
#61	empty blowgun	47
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
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#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2036	tiny plastic angry goat	9
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1510	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	12
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2256	tiny plastic barrrnacle	8
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#2013	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#2831	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1823	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#1829	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	10
#1670	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	11
#3343	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1659	tiny plastic grue	11
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1513	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	12
#1617	tiny plastic killer bee	11
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#3313	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#1630	tiny plastic mosquito	11
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#2037	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
#1813	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#2611	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#2034	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	9
#4863	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#2235	tiny plastic star starfish	8
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1416	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#255	tip jar	4
#32	tofurkey gravy	183
#29	tofurkey leg	186
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#231	toothsome rock	45
#652	top	7
#446	torn hellseal sinew	7
#340	tourmalime	20
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#424	towel	23
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#345	toy crazy train	29
#477	toy deathbot	2
#21	toy jet pack	282
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#496	toy mercenary	13
#19	toy ray gun	398
#702	toy soldier	2
#20	toy space helmet	343
#1384	toy train	1
#469	toy wheel	20
#478	tree skirt	1
#338	tree-eating kite	110
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#518	trilobite fossil	7
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#145	turtle wax	3
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#39	turtlemail hauberk	3
#11	twinkly nuggets	14,754
#116	unbearable light	1
#26	unidentified drink	301
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
#81	unstable DNA	548
#715	unstable laser battery	54
#163	untamable turtle	11
#58	unused soap	50
#33	unused walkie-talkie	29
#866	unusual disco ball	3
#488	vampire collar	2
#403	vampire duck-on-a-string	27
#29	vampire glitter	16
#97	vampire pellet	3
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#908	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	7
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#35	vinegar	780
#51	vinyl shield	1
#73	viral DNA	45
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#759	wad of cotton	2
#696	wad of tofu	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#131	warbear beeping telegram	10
#108	warbear breakfast machine assembler	6
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
#190	warbear liquid overcoat	6
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#22	warbear requisition box	178
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#303	warbear whosit	403
🥈	washboard shield	1
#150	water purification pills	18
#179	water-polo cap	1
#236	wheel	15
#204	whisker pencil	43
#67	whiskey in a broken glass	49
#543	white candy heart	25
#298	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
#118	wholeberd	1
#32	whoopie cushion	610
#31	wind-up chattering teeth	588
#599	wind-up meatcar	10
#10	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2,603
#291	witch hat	3
#154	wolfman mask	55
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#6	wool sock	44
#207	world's smallest violin	2
#553	worn tophat	1
#47	woven baling wire bracelets	14
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#28	x-ray specs	646
#11	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	2
#639	yellow candy heart	25
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#494	yellow gummi ingot	46
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#14	yellow puck	1
#37	yellow snowcone	594
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#268	yo	35
#206	yo-yo	145
#102	yule pup	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 153,790 items total!

what items are this player missing?