| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2268 | Crimbuck | 17 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #527 | Microplushie: Bropane | 15 |
| #477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #358 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #639 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #538 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 15 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #499 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 20 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #584 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #152 | burst hellseal brain | 54 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #100 | friendly cheez blob | 16 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #124 | giant discarded bottlecap | 38 |
| #661 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #179 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 24 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #38 | makeshift skirt | 4 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #113 | sealhide snare | 7 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #155 | shredded hellseal hide | 43 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #695 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #123 | spectre scepter | 192 |
| #88 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #136 | torn hellseal sinew | 55 |
| #253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #85 | unusual disco ball | 16 |
| #786 | useless powder | 89 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair whip | 2 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |