Museum :: Muffinator

Muffinator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#630	BURT	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#523	Crimbo candied pecan	20
#472	Crimbo fudge	23
#594	Crimbo peppermint bark	16
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1281	Crimbuck	340
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#20	License To Kill	4
#2144	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#25	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	61
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#11	Rattlin' Chains	65
#369	Red Pill	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#72	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold bug statuette	4
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#768	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#143	UV monocular	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#62	Victor's Spoils	3
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#456	adorable seal larva	6
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#320	ammonite fossil	15
#55	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	71
#54	angry inch	8
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#167	antique beer	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#933	antique record album	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#56	archaeologing shovel	2
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#502	bag of bones	1
#177	ball	38
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#85	balsa plank	2
#337	bananagate	20
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#56	big glob of skin	4
#366	bindlestocking	7
#379	bite-me-red lipstick	31
#874	black candy heart	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#137	blank diary	1
#8	blank fudge mold	44
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#317	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	10
#76	blob of wood glue	1
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#12	blue plastic baby	43
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#405	bone chips	34
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#624	bottle of Blank-Out	7
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#257	bottle of bubbles	44
#208	bottle of fire	47
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#102	boulder	23
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#208	brilliant oyster egg	1
#24	bronze handcuffs	3
#247	brown crock marble	1
#113	brown pixel	5
#14	brown plastic baby	84
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#81	buckyball	87
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#57	can of franks 'n' beans	4
#95	can-you-dig-it?	2
#633	candied bolts	2
#104	candied nuts	8
#314	candy cane	123
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#53	candy stake	101
#1364	canteen of wine	6
#69	chainsaw chain	12
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#55	collapsible baton	1
#164	collection of tiny spooky objects	11
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#129	corrupted data	191
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#268	crappy brain	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#633	crystalline cheer	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#350	cursed voodoo skull	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#85	daub-breaker	2
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#352	decaying goldfish liver	12
#272	decent brain	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#318	divine blowout	22
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#41	drone self-destruct chip	9
#367	drum of pomade	1
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#43	duct tape dockers	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#1838	eggnog	4
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#270	elven limbos gingerbread	49
#1730	elven cellocello	9
#875	elven moonshine	9
#1396	elven socks	1
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#49	eraser nubbin	11
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#53	essential tofu	3
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#295	executive mime flask	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#589	extra-greasy slider	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#13	fancy chocolate	96
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#244	fancy dress ball	61
#82	fat bottom quark	26
#1390	felt	5
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#525	festive sausage	4
#388	fiery wing	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#81	foetid seal tear	62
#32	folder (KOLHS)	1
#778	forbidden sausage	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#619	frigid fudgepuck	2
#706	frozen banquet	1
#194	fruitcake	112
#380	fudge bunny	1
#100	fudge cube	3
#843	fudge lily	1
#145	fudge spork	2
#654	fudgecule	719
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#96	funhouse mirror	10
#302	ghost protocol	1
#175	ghost trap	9
#275	ghostly body paint	17
#322	gingerbread bugbear	81
#68	gingerbread horror	82
#608	gingerbread house	1
#258	gingerbread mutant bugbear	13
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#224	glistening oyster egg	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#273	golden ring	80
#340	good brain	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#84	grass clippings	14
#347	gray bow tie	20
#241	green gummi ingot	144
#278	green peawee marble	1
#296	grilled mooseflank	1
#99	gyroscope	33
#102	hair of the calf	2
#29	hair oil	62
#51	half double fruitcake	1
#230	handful of honey	27
#52	handful of juicy garbage	1
#210	handful of numbers	2
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1424	herringcello	12
#627	hideous egg	1
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#82	hopping socks	4
#153	hot daub	1
#231	hot egg	1
#175	hot watered rum	1
#312	hushed puppy	1
#969	iGoogly	10
#21	illegal firecracker	71
#63	imitation crab zoea	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#237	incense bath ball	4
#691	invisible bag	1
#389	irradiated candy cane	10
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#1066	jerky coins	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#72	jigsaw blade	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#610	killing feather	55
#226	kite	34
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#288	kumquartz	23
#63	lawnmower blade	4
#134	leather bookmark	2
#97	leftover Crimbo rations	2
#174	lemonade marble	1
#729	lewd playing card	2
#975	licorice garrote	3
#246	licorice root	27
#101	live nautical mine	1
#510	live wire	2
#988	lollipop stick	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#198	lustrous oyster egg	1
#1004	macaroni duck	2
#80	machetito	2
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#171	magnificent oyster egg	2
#204	marionette collective	4
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#23	mirrored aviator shades	2
#453	molten brick	1
#860	monomolecular yo-yo	37
#1081	motivational poster	2
#327	muffled muffuletta	1
#127	mylar scout drone	36
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#44	nanite-infested candy cane	437
#54	nanite-infested eggnog	75
#47	nanite-infested fruitcake	83
#47	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	86
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#296	necrotizing body spray	27
#157	nega-mushroom	10
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#179	oil of oiliness	3
#28	old soft shoes	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#71	pacification grenade	1
#428	pack of pogs	46
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#454	panhandle panhandling hat	2
#487	paperclip	82
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#612	patent leather shoes	10
#348	pearidot	18
#241	pearlescent oyster egg	1
#823	penguin thesaurus	7
#576	personal massager	10
#2716	pet rock	1
#435	petit 4.1	3
#837	petrified wood	3
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#1884	phish stick	2
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#16	pink plastic baby	36
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#46	pixel cross	25
#52	pixel holy water	19
#66	pixel morning star	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#34	pixel stopwatch	2
#61	pixel whip	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#88	pixellated moneybag	16
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#125	plastic cup of beer	25
#529	plastic ingot	1
#1064	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#131	pointy red hat	3
#654	polyalloy shield	6
#647	portable photocopier	9
#96	possessed top	53
#321	press-on ribs	21
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#733	pulsing flesh	5
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#116	purple glowstick	14
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
#125	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
#776	quantum taco	2
#73	rainbow bomb	1
#86	raisin	7
#1364	razor-tipped yo-yo	4
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
#237	red gummi ingot	144
#17	red plastic baby	45
#496	red snowcone	11
#61	respected companion biscuit	7
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#111	ridiculous sandwich	12
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#499	rigid carapace	9
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#275	rogue swarmer	97
#100	root beer	1
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#223	sawblade fragment	96
#211	scintillating oyster egg	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#242	sewer wad	7
#130	shark cartilage	1
#30	sharpened hubcap	2
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#147	silent I	3
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#152	silent O	3
#169	silent P	2
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
#28	silver keg	2
#95	silver salt-shaker	2
#133	silver shotgun shell	3
#181	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	10
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#197	slimy fermented bile bladder	70
#463	slimy sweetbreads	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#202	smoking grass	437
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#371	sorority brain	1
#63	soyburger juice	8
#270	space jam	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#1003	spooky bark	2
#58	spooky eggnog	70
#873	spooky sap	3
#156	squirming egg sac	101
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#97	stepmom's booze	3
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#294	strawberyl	24
#1003	stray chihuahua	2
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#488	stuffed alien blob	13
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1170	stuffed doppelshifter	8
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#680	stuffed gray blob	41
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#102	sucker tachi	2
#64	sun-dried tofu	8
#222	superheated fudge	20
#29	surgical tape	70
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#255	tattered paper crown	3
#1592	teddy borg	2
#501	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#1254	theoretical string	3
#148	thought balloon	1
#326	throwing bone	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
#266	toe jam	1
#102	top	40
#377	torn hellseal sinew	10
#277	tourmalime	25
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1343	toy hoverpad	3
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#228	toy soldier	8
#1271	toy space helmet	4
#892	toy train	2
#431	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#277	transparent nog	1
#563	tree-eating kite	58
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#726	twitching claw	7
#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#11	unstable DNA	2,498
#215	unstable laser battery	90
#721	untamable turtle	3
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#90	valuable trinket	1,295
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#110	wad of cotton	24
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#263	warbear battery	10
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#49	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	24
#457	warbear whosit	94
#305	whisker pencil	22
#707	white candy heart	10
#15	wild honey pie	2
#260	wind-up meatcar	45
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#236	yellow gummi ingot	143
🥇	yield shield	1
#1565	yo-yo	6
#194	yule gruel	1

Wow, that's 11,607 items total!

what items are this player missing?