Museum :: Phalocrocorax

Phalocrocorax

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#92	Ancient Saucehelm	15
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#102	Argarggagarg's fang	12
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#144	BURT	205
#69	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	11
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1276	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#40	Bling of the New Wave	15
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#800	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#383	Boss Bat bling	9
#222	Boss Bat britches	58
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
🥈	Byte	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#63	Claw of the Infernal Seal	12
#412	Codpiece of the Goblin King	19
#121	Colander of Em-er'il	12
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#58	Cosmic Calorie	1,227
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1173	Crimbuck	425
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#68	Disco 'Fro Pick	18
#128	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#108	Drowsy Sword	151
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#30	El Sombrero De Lopez	37
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#78	Elder Turtle Shell	16
#6	Ellsbury's journal	4
#746	FDKOL commendation	15
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#17	Frosty's nailbat	4
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#45	Galapagosian Cuisses	15
#41	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	15
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#207	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#73	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	11
#29	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#78	Heimandatz's heart	14
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#177	Iron Beta of Industry	57
#241	Jack-in-the-box	25
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#52	Jocko Homo's head	17
#66	Krakrox's Loincloth	12
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#24	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	33
#30	Lars the Cyberian	10
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#21	Lederhosen of the Night	34
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#135	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	156
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#67	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#24	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#133	Necbro wafers	1
#54	Newman's Own Trousers	14
#152	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	43
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#300	Orange Star of Sacrifice	7
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#94	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	20
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#60	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	3
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#56	Safari Jack's moustache	15
#171	Scalp of Gorgolok	12
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#19	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	3
#49	Staff of the Soupbone	4
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#153	Sword of Dark Omens	2
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#25	The Landscaper's leafblower	3
#29	The Legendary Beat	2
#27	The Mariachi's guitar case	35
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#545	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#122	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	17
#234	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	19
#152	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#83	UV monocular	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	2
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#42	Volartta's bellbottoms	15
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#94	Yakisoba's hat	11
#151	Yellow Moon of Compassion	17
#132	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	9
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#188	adorable seal larva	11
#32	aerated diving helmet	16
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#11	anger blaster	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#229	badass belt	153
#215	bag of bones	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#105	battered hubcap	6
#734	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#17	bewitching boots	2
#43	big glob of skin	5
#159	bindlestocking	16
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#138	blank diary	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#2231	bottle of goofballs	9
#3980	box of sunshine	14
#41	brazen bracelet	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#637	bunny liver	4
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#15	can-you-dig-it?	10
#89	charged magnet	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#100	club sandwich	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#99	corned-beef Reuben	40
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#52	depleted uranium seal figurine	11
#740	designer handbag	3
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#116	double-ice cap	2
#12	doubt cannon	3
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	17
#26	evil-ass club	1
#12	fear condenser	3
#686	festive sausage	2
#126	filthy lucre	196
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#22	fishy wand	6
#183	fistful of ashes	24
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#41	flyest of shirts	2
#6	foam commodore's hat	1
#11	foam naval trousers	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#140	friendly cheez blob	13
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#211	fuzzy busby	15
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#79	gearbox necklace	9
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#792	gold wedding ring	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#299	grue egg	81
#248	grue egg omelette	11
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#67	hand-carved staff	1
#194	handful of confetti	165
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#115	hobo nickel	2,702
#27	hobo stogie	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#186	lawn dart	2
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#170	macaroni duck	10
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#236	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#531	mime soul fragment	2
#6	miniature deck cannon	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#1082	motivational poster	2
#37	musty moccasins	1
#239	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#61	obsidian dagger	115
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#28	ornamental sextant	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#332	phish stick	3
#32	pig-iron bracers	4
#28	pig-iron helm	5
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#160	pork elf goodies sack	47
#43	pottery club	1
#47	propeller beanie	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#11	regret hose	3
#216	rib of the Bonerdagon	8
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#98	rusty chain necklace	35
#108	sandwich of the gods	20
#103	sawblade shield	36
🥇	seal medal	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#61	sealhide snare	19
#86	sealhide whip	1
#45	secret from the future	4
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#261	shiny hood ornament	3
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#419	spark plug earring	2
#409	spectre scepter	78
#503	spooky bark	21
#482	stainless steel scarf	7
#943	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#564	stainless steel slacks	7
#618	stainless steel solitaire	5
#170	stainless steel suspenders	18
#105	stapler bear	1
#38	stray chihuahua	34
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#54	sucker hakama	3
#5	sucker kabuto	150
#278	sucker tachi	1
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#30	suspicious-looking fedora	3
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#37	tiny fly glasses	7
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#265	toe jam	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#98	untamable turtle	14
#88	unusual disco ball	16
#105	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	83
#438	wad of cotton	6
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#131	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#109	wrench bracelet	33
#168	wumpus hair	12
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2

Wow, that's 7,809 items total!

what items are this player missing?