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| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #480 | Cloaca grenade | 33 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #232 | Crown of the Goblin King | 95 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #556 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #902 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #672 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #1573 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #151 | baconstone | 45 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #176 | bottle of goofballs | 116 |
| #1013 | box of sunshine | 239 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #139 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 37 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #1455 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #533 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #2478 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #140 | hamethyst | 49 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #831 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #532 | pail | 20 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #4 | petrified time | 50 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #831 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #199 | pork elf goodies sack | 39 |
| #99 | porquoise | 57 |
| #96 | radio button candy | 12 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #13 | ridiculously huge sword | 4,350 |
| #538 | scroll of pasta summoning | 20 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #332 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #119 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #72 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #104 | stainless steel skullcap | 16 |
| #148 | stainless steel slacks | 15 |
| #244 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #178 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #1006 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #162 | teddy borg | 65 |
| 🥈 | time helmet | 8 |
| 🥉 | time sword | 8 |
| 🥈 | time trousers | 8 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #516 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1100 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1134 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #600 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 7 |
| #846 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #842 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear black box | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |