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| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #478 | Cloaca grenade | 33 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #230 | Crown of the Goblin King | 95 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #555 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1524 | Valentine | 6 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #150 | baconstone | 45 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #175 | bottle of goofballs | 116 |
| #1009 | box of sunshine | 239 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #139 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 37 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #529 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #1185 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #139 | hamethyst | 49 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #530 | pail | 20 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #4 | petrified time | 50 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #831 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #198 | pork elf goodies sack | 39 |
| #98 | porquoise | 57 |
| #92 | radio button candy | 12 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #13 | ridiculously huge sword | 4,350 |
| #538 | scroll of pasta summoning | 20 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #243 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #73 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #103 | stainless steel skullcap | 16 |
| #149 | stainless steel slacks | 15 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #179 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #163 | teddy borg | 65 |
| 🥈 | time helmet | 8 |
| 🥉 | time sword | 8 |
| 🥈 | time trousers | 8 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #598 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 7 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear black box | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |