| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 25 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #127 | Elmley shades | 9 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #260 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16 |
| #401 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #489 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 13 |
| #429 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 23 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #495 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 16 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #463 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #169 | Nardz energy beverage | 4 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #37 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 17 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #157 | Red Rover BB gun | 24 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #80 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #313 | cheap cigar butt | 4 |
| #186 | chintzy accordion pin | 3 |
| #63 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 15 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #177 | chintzy seal pendant | 6 |
| #116 | chintzy turtle brooch | 10 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #67 | commemorative war stein | 1,312 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #599 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #28 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,346 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #107 | little round pebble | 4 |
| #198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #140 | packet of beer nuts | 5 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #316 | peanut brittle shield | 10 |
| #234 | polka-dot bow tie | 2 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #642 | rat appendix | 4 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #286 | really dense meat stack | 22 |
| #128 | red-and-green sweater | 23 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #550 | solid gold bowling ball | 32 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #47 | synthetic dog hair pill | 10 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #258 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #58 | tube sock | 8 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |