Museum :: icy toes

icy toes

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#41	"KICK ME" sign	52
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#71	A muse-bouche	4
#49	ASCII fu manchu	11
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#117	Alewife™ Ale	15
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1220	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#67	Aura Libre	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#49	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#87	BRICKO stud	4
#61	BUBBLE GUM	4
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#70	Bangyomaman battle juice	8
#100	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#55	Black Hole	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#98	C.H.U.M. chum	19
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#44	Caipiranha	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#55	Charity's choker	5
#50	Chester's bag of candy	2
#58	Choco-Mint patty	7
#153	Chroner	554
#5	Chroner cross	3
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#74	Cracklin' Oat Bran	7
#817	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#9	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	2
#9	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	2
#799	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#903	Crimbo fudge	8
#9	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	2
#1363	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#74	Crimbo pie	55
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#8	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	2
#8	Crimbo tree flocker	2
#239	Crimbo wreath	3
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#51	Crimbot battery	72
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#1253	Crimboween memo	8
#1588	Crimbuck	126
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#44	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	13
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#116	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#62	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#79	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#55	Enchanted Plunger	7
#65	Event Horizon	1
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#265	Feynman gate	45
#56	Firewater	1
#65	Fitspiration™ poster	28
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#50	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#84	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#61	Gearhead Goo	13
#56	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#77	Gnollish Crossdress	6
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#65	Golden Mean	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#49	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#38	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#37	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#66	Great Older Fashioned	1
#62	Green Burlap	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#20	Hatorade	51
#32	Haymaker	2
#155	Heimandatz's heart	9
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#49	Herringtini	1
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	3
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#29	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#75	Humanitini	1
#72	Iceberglar scarf	7
#103	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	39
#47	Illuminati earpiece	13
#533	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1039	Jack-in-the-box	2
#60	Jackhammer	1
#479	Jocko Homo's head	4
#137	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	89
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#52	Knob Goblin Mutagen	57
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#63	Kudzu slaw	4
#35	LCD game: Burger Belt	97
#37	LCD game: Food Eater	88
#32	LCD game: Garbage River	103
#553	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#60	Leonard's glasses	10
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#61	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	14
#55	Locust	1
#53	Lollipop Drop	1
#1722	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#384	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	110
#184	Lucky Surprise Egg	48
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#73	Mae West with a fly in it	5
#60	Mansquito's blood	8
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#135	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#72	Missing Eye Simulation Device	8
#59	Mohobo	1
#63	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#55	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#285	Newbiesport™ tent	8
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#77	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#79	Osk'r Chow	5
#72	Othello's dagger	2
#54	Othello's military jacket	3
#143	P.B.L.T.	1
#157	Pain Dip	1
#65	Plague of Locusts	1
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#15	Psycho From The Heat	1
#43	Punchplanter	1
#88	Red Army camouflage kit	7
#72	Red Dwarf	1
#53	Redeye™ Eyedrops	14
#52	Rogue Windmill Rouge	6
#147	Roman sadnals	1
#46	S.A.V.E. flyer	10
#511	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#37	Sazerorc	2
#529	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#85	Scuba Snack	3
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#85	Shivering Chèvre	52
#91	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#61	Sizzling Sinner	1
#73	Skullery Maid's Knee	20
#63	Slimebite	1
#56	Slimosa	1
#49	Slippery Knob	1
#60	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#88	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#81	Smart Bone Dust	5
#27	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#21	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#217	Spooky Surprise Egg	76
#98	Star Spawn	1
#16	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	25
#13	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	24
#16	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	23
#116	Stone Golem pebbles	6
#160	Strix stix	10
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#234	Summer Nights	5
#59	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	4
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#156	TI-9000 calculator	5
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#168	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#58	Tears of the Quiet Healer	108
#95	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#82	The Author's inkwell	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#59	The Emperor's dry cleaning	6
#12	The Firegate Tapes	1
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#209	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#302	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1783	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#106	Thwaitgold moth statuette	4
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#887	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#542	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#2327	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1024	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#193	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#128	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#159	Travels with Jerry	6
#912	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#47	Wax Flask	18
#66	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	25
#31	Workytime Tea	100
#316	Yakisoba's hat	5
#100	Z-Bone steak	28
#372	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#30	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	23
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#91	Zoodriver	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#49	abstraction: action	10
#49	abstraction: category	10
#51	abstraction: perception	10
#51	abstraction: purpose	10
#52	abstraction: sensation	10
#49	abstraction: thought	10
#369	adorable seal larva	7
#65	alien autoautopsy kit	10
#64	alien hologram projector	5
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#64	almost-dead walkie-talkie	72
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#22	amok pudding	78
#159	anticheese	80
#62	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	55
#168	asbestos crossbow string	1
#90	assassin's cheese knife	4
#529	astronaut pants	15
#80	augmented-reality shades	3
#1040	baby killer bee	6
#66	bag of grain	1
#64	bag of random words	4
#85	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#70	balloon monkey	27
#55	baloney rotgut	7
#564	banana peel	2
#107	banjo kazoo mount	1
#60	bark rootbeer	7
#63	barrel beryl	3
#270	barrrnacle	59
#185	barskin tent	1
#64	batarang	11
#97	beanbag chair	9
#161	bed of coals	5
#119	beertini	18
#857	belemnite fossil	2
#438	bi-lateral logic compressor	7
#333	big rock	2
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#81	black friar's tonsure	19
#66	black magic powder	35
#149	black pudding	22
#426	black-and-blue light	99
#37	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	8
#148	blob of acid	5
#225	blood-faced volleyball	2
#479	bloody mary	2
#94	blue oyster badge	17
#372	blue plasma ball	128
#60	booby trap	6
#89	bottle of Ooze-O	19
#174	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
#78	bottle of Red-Out	6
#188	bottle of sewage schnapps	41
#107	bowl of Jeal-O	44
#34	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#11	box of Gratitude chocolates	3
#7445	box of sunshine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#175	bread line	5
#2168	brick	3
#26	brick of sand	73
#116	brigand brittle	77
#53	bronze polish	9
#124	brown paper bag mask	2
#101	brown paper pants	3
#54	bubblin' chemistry solution	10
#70	bucket of fish juice	9
#705	buckyball	6
#79	bull blubber	7
#76	bunny liver	133
#82	button rouge	10
#589	can of Binarrrca	15
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#94	can of Red Minotaur	52
#4135	candy cane	2
#53	candy cigarette	54
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#39	candy mountain oyster	2
#3110	candy stake	2
#481	capacitor relay	22
#37	captured boozles	14
#530	carbon nanotube frame	20
#154	carob chunk noodles	13
#67	carton of gaspers	5
#100	censored can label	2
#67	cheap Chinese beer	4
#62	cheap clip-on ninja tie	9
#299	cheap studded belt	168
#44	chewable paper	37
#56	child-sized dracula cloak	4
#195	choco-Crimbot	5
#163	chocolate bath ball	6
#23	chocolate disco ball	155
#380	chocolate filthy lucre	9
#184	chocolate pasta spoon	2
#180	chocolate saucepan	2
#142	chocolate seal-clubbing club	3
#207	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#171	chorizo brownies	12
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#423	chunk of depleted Grimacite	25
#1144	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#73	clove-flavored lip balm	17
#71	coal contact lenses	8
#39	cocoa egg	474
#416	comfy coffin	3
#244	communal gobstopper	4
#72	compressed air canister	4
#593	computronic processing unit	4
#105	conjured ice cream	3
#18	cookie cookie	23
#92	costume rental shop	3
#23	cottage	79
#53	crappy waiter disguise	27
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#197	cream pie	6
#64	creepy nursery rhyme	6
#78	crident	2
#59	cube of ectoplasm	10
#94	cubic zirconia	9
#88	cursed black pearl onion	26
#80	cursed bottle of rum	30
#166	cursed piece of thirteen	7
#313	cylindrical mold	1
#73	damp bar rag	5
#67	dancing fan	15
#123	das boot	1
#138	day-old beer	1
#72	dead meat bun	4
#278	decaying goldfish liver	20
#216	decorative fountain	44
#1480	defective skull	1
#94	demonic surgical gloves	2
#737	designer handbag	3
#54	devil-summoning hat	3
#28	dew yoana lei	7
#1363	diamond necklace	5
#160	disintegrating sheet music	40
#83	disposable lighter	5
#71	dreadful roast	1
#25	drinks tray	38
#47	droopy doll eye	9
#428	drop of water-37	2
#92	dueling turtle	2
#305	dusty animal pelvis	1
#158	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	148
#145	dusty bottle of Port	175
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#321	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#285	dusty left fibula	1
#289	dusty left first front claw	1
#196	dusty left fourth rib	2
#291	dusty left kneecap	1
#292	dusty left scapula	1
#188	dusty left second rear claw	2
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#277	dusty left sixth rib	1
#320	dusty left tenth rib	1
#285	dusty left third front claw	1
#188	dusty left third rear claw	2
#295	dusty left ulna	1
#309	dusty right eighth rib	1
#308	dusty right fibula	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#287	dusty right first rib	1
#208	dusty right humerus	2
#311	dusty right second rear claw	1
#292	dusty right second rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#306	dusty right thumb	1
#290	dusty right tibia	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#129	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#287	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#135	ear poison	10
#88	ectoplasm au jus	7
#502	effluvious emerald	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#125	eldritch dough	4
#46	electric copperhead potion	60
#60	electrical thingamabob	320
#76	eleven-foot pole	10
#257	elven cellocello	41
#97	embezzler's oil	5
#64	enchanted bean	115
#57	enchanted muesli	63
#143	epic wad	4
#19	even more tinsel	1
#24	extra-fancy ring setting	14
#37	eyebrow lifter	9
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#237	fake plastic grass	8
#3838	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#787	fancy chocolate	4
#144	fancy chocolate car	21
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#654	fancy opera glasses	4
#201	fat stacks of cash	78
#1390	felt	5
#194	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#736	fetid feather	1
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#59	filthy armor	12
#64	filthy monkey head	5
#85	fireclutch	31
#127	fistful of ashes	40
#72	fitness wristband	4
#236	flaming glowsticks	2
#66	flashy pirate dreadlocks	4
#127	flask flops	4
#116	flask of rainwater	7
#77	flask of tainted mining oil	163
#135	flayed mind	7
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#89	floaty rock	1
#164	flower petal pie	3
#456	foam dart	60
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#429	foie gras	1
#85	forest spirit rattle	2
#656	fossilized limb	5
#282	fossilized spike	15
#504	fossilized torso	6
#307	fossilized wing	11
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#324	freezin' bindle	2
#119	fricasseed brains	14
#274	friendly cheez blob	8
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#68	frog lip-print	11
#521	frozen banquet	3
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#114	fruitfilm	8
#100	fudge cube	3
#68	fudgesicle	7
#81	funky eyepatch	5
#140	future drug: Coolscaline	6
#144	future drug: Muscularactum	6
#169	future drug: Smartinex	3
#1242	fuzzy dice	5
#82	gamer slurry	8
#117	gamma nog	7
#42	garbage juice slurpee	1,031
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#56	gazely stare	5
#14	ghast iron ingot	7
#400	ghuol egg	42
#74	giant breath mint	9
#478	giant designer sunglasses	8
#45	giant neckbeard	61
#114	giant penguin keychain	8
#136	giant tube of black lipstick	37
#68	gift card	5
#100	gilt perfume bottle	6
#3934	gingerbread bugbear	1
#355	gingerbread mutant bugbear	10
#283	glacial sapphire	2
#153	gladiator tunica	1
🥇	glass eye	1
#69	glass of gnat milk	45
#101	glass of herbal tequila	26
#61	glass of warm milk	45
#128	glass of warm water	1
#173	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#83	gold toothbrush	54
#2029	golden ring	37
#167	golden twig	1
#60	good ash	5
#1916	googly eye	3
#60	government-issue identification badge	6
#62	grease trap	9
#792	green beer	12
#1007	green gummi ingot	1
#78	grey cube	4
#52	grimy lab coat	14
#847	grue egg	31
#243	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#34	gun parts	13
#92	gyroscope	36
#114	half of a gold tooth	16
#195	hamlet sandwich	10
#67	hand of cards	6
#80	handful of fire	6
#223	handful of sand	91
#46	handful of stubble	20
#79	handyman "hand soap"	5
#70	haunted flame	4
#41	hawkface potion	7
#1227	heart necklace	6
#866	heart of the volcano	6
#170	heavy crown	1
#48	heavy necklace chain	9
#192	hellseal claw	158
#137	hellseal whisker	169
#107	hemp candy necklace	6
#327	herb brownies	81
#60	hermit factoid	8
#138	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	22
#64	hippy herbal tea	61
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#36	holistic headache remedy	264
#187	hot buttered roll	2
#34	hot mint schnocolate	13
#200	hot stuffing	1
#72	hustler shades	16
#57	ice cream sandwich	1
#18	ice skate doll	8
#1195	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	15
#670	ice-cold Willer	43
#822	ice-cold fotie	10
#323	iced-out bling	1
#48	icy hairspray	14
#2353	immense cyborg hand	1
#131	impure gasoline	10
#511	incense bath ball	1
#68	infrablack lipstick	3
#237	interesting-looking twig	4
#52	invisibility cream	8
#70	invisible potion	2
#283	ion grid	47
#127	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	37
#60	iron torso box	6
#387	irradiated candy cane	10
#117	janglin' bones	22
#54	janitor's mop	6
#125	java cookie	5
#531	jawbruiser	5
#1831	jazz soap	1
#82	jazzy cigarette holder	8
#48	jive turkey leg	60
#1885	joybuzzer	1
#542	jug-o-magicalness	1
#131	kobold kibble	8
#148	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#57	leather glove	18
#44	lemon meringue pie	73
#1751	length of string	1
#627	licorice garrote	4
#544	licorice root	3
#199	lihc eye pie	14
#327	limburger biker boots	1
#438	linoleum staff	1
#76	little red .epub file	2
#53	loaf of soda bread	2
#446	logic synthesizer	23
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#165	lotion of coldness	3
#80	lucky cat's paw	6
#106	lump of diamond	40
#68	lump of goofball ore	5
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#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#105	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
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#3899	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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