| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #54 | Ancient Saucehelm | 22 |
| #32 | Angelhair Culottes | 17 |
| #55 | Argarggagarg's fang | 18 |
| #33 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 17 |
| #719 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #40 | Bling of the New Wave | 15 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #100 | Bonerdagon necklace | 78 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #305 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 18 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #335 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #48 | Colander of Em-er'il | 19 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #82 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 17 |
| #138 | Drowsy Sword | 132 |
| #64 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 23 |
| #46 | Elder Turtle Shell | 21 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 19 |
| #27 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 19 |
| #172 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #33 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 20 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #50 | Heimandatz's heart | 20 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #60 | Iron Beta of Industry | 155 |
| #52 | Jocko Homo's head | 17 |
| #33 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 18 |
| #44 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 21 |
| #15 | Lavalos's shell | 6 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #45 | Lederhosen of the Night | 21 |
| #33 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 12 |
| #121 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 167 |
| #70 | Misty Cape | 35 |
| #71 | Misty Cloak | 27 |
| #60 | Misty Robe | 43 |
| #51 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #34 | Newman's Own Trousers | 20 |
| #338 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 20 |
| #300 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #33 | Safari Jack's moustache | 21 |
| #70 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 19 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Stephen's lab coat | 52 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 22 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 7 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #550 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #423 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #339 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 18 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 8 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #42 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 15 |
| #34 | Yakisoba's hat | 18 |
| #183 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #81 | adorable seal larva | 17 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #170 | badass belt | 178 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #19 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 18 |
| #130 | easter egg balloon | 110 |
| #9 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1,367 |
| #149 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,318 |
| #82 | friendly cheez blob | 19 |
| #226 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #70 | fuzzy earmuffs | 40 |
| #81 | fuzzy montera | 36 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #36 | grease cannon | 2 |
| #139 | handful of confetti | 204 |
| #30 | heart of the volcano | 116 |
| #25 | little deuce cape | 4 |
| #29 | love | 3 |
| #57 | macaroni duck | 18 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #313 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #32 | neoprene skullcap | 12 |
| #131 | obsidian dagger | 86 |
| #461 | old sweatpants | 155 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #456 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #65 | rusty chain necklace | 52 |
| #79 | sawblade shield | 45 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #124 | spectre scepter | 195 |
| #114 | stray chihuahua | 20 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #53 | untamable turtle | 19 |
| #88 | unusual disco ball | 16 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | witty rapier | 39,043 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #43 | wrench bracelet | 74 |