Redeyedpreacher

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#1323Ancient Saucehelm2
#287Angelhair Culottes4
#170Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#254BURT111
#289Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
#156Barney's rake1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2032Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#159Baron von Ratsworth's tophat13
#209Belt of Howling Anger1
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
#173Bling of the New Wave7
🥇Bloodbath1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#126Boots of Twilight Whispers3
#166Boris's key lime pie7
#1166Boss Bat bling2
#899Boss Bat britches15
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#387CSA fire-starting kit3
#193CSA obedience grenade1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#247Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#1211Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#1495Crown of the Goblin King14
#346Disco 'Fro Pick8
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#332Elder Turtle Shell7
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#70FunFundsâ„¢45
🥈Fuzzby1
#142Galapagosian Cuisses7
#143Garter of the Turtle Poacher7
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#479Glass Balls of the Goblin King5
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#208Greaves of the Murk Lord1
🥇HP-35 Calculator1
#50How to Avoid Scams122
#1203Instant Karma1
#184Jarlsberg's key lime pie5
#250Krakrox's Loincloth4
🥈Krampus Horn1
#387L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate13
#551La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#527Lederhosen of the Night2
#18Lens of Violence1
#134Li'l Businessman Kit1
#834Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet32
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#104Mer-kin healscroll8
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#758Mountain Stream soda6
#104Mr. Cheeng's spectacles1
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#14SMOOCH breastplate1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#125Science Notebook1
#194Shield of Icy Fate1
#192Sneaky Pete's key lime pie5
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#6Third Eye1
#858Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette4
#123Thwaitgold amoeba statuette5
#1805Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#255Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette3
#1300Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#1950Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#143UV monocular1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#176Volartta's bellbottoms7
#82Wal-Mart gift certificate13
#205Wand of Oscus1
#187Zombo's shield1
#675adorable seal larva4
#66anemone sauce2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#631ant agonist1
#730antique hand mirror1
#17aquamariner's necklace1
#20aquamariner's ring1
#1642badass belt33
#227battered hubcap1
#159beefy fish meat3
#160bit of clingfilm24
#133black eye shadow1
#196black gold1
#226blackberry slippers1
#598bottle of Monsieur Bubble3
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#110bubblin' crude220
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#99bugbear detector1
#31cane-mail shirt1
#997cheap toaster2
#798coconut shell12
#139contract enforcement stick1
#568corncob pipe1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#34dark porquoise ring1
#41depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#635drum machine2
#783dry noodles15
#599duct tape52
#125dungeoneering kit2
#124duonoculars1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#2701easter egg balloon6
#38eelskin hat1
#42eldritch scanner1
#896filthy lucre35
#48fishy pipe1
#148flaming sword1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#578frayed rope belt1
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#497fuzzy busby3
#3221fuzzy dice2
#610fuzzy montera1
#358ghost of a necklace6
#165giraffe-necked turtle1
#71glass slipper1
#144glistening fish meat4
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#187gold crown1
#586gr8ps3
#48grease cannon1
#13green LavaCo Lampâ„¢1
#5337grue egg1
#91hamburger26
#3719handful of confetti4
#466handful of sand21
#150hardened slime hat1
🥇hare pin1
#52heat-resistant gloves1
#47heat-resistant necktie1
#53high-temperature mining drill1
#59high-temperature mining mask1
🥉hobo code binder1
#361hobo nickel753
#334hot powder1
#54inky squid sauce4
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#149killing jar2
#15lava cake11
#58lava-proof pants1
#670line24
#984little paper umbrella7
#165loadstone5
#1370lucky rabbit's foot3
#29lynyrdskin breeches1
#25lynyrdskin cap1
#32lynyrdskin tunic1
#767macaroni duck3
#696magical ice cubes18
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#70mid-level medieval mead1
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#89mime army superserum2
#78miming beret1
#85miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#47monstrous monocle1
#358mummy wrapping37
#697obsidian dagger26
#108odd silver coin1
#78oil cap1
#73oil lamp1
#83oil slacks1
#1355old sweatpants17
#28ornamental sextant1
#181ornate picture frame10
#73oyster egg balloon5
#662palm frond2
#99paperclip pants1
#116pec oil7
#34peppermint parasol1
#308pig-iron helm1
#119pirate brochure1
#134protection stick1
#116red shirt1
#39red-hot knucklebone1
#565rib of the Bonerdagon3
#677roll of toilet paper100
#502rusty chain necklace4
#172rusty piece of rebar2
#87sand dollar316
#75scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff3
#1141scroll of drastic healing4
#775scrumptious reagent13
#86sea blueberry13
#110sea broccoli8
#81sea cauliflower15
#93sea persimmon12
#117sea salt scrubs1
#76sealhide buckler1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#110seaode3
#351sewer wad1
#60shavin' razor1
#438skeleton key ring1
#98sleaze powder18
#142slick fish meat4
#12smooth velvet hat1
#16smooth velvet pocket square1
#19smooth velvet shirt1
#15smooth velvet socks1
#42snailmail hauberk1
#94sock garters1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#258spangly sombrero1
#971spectre scepter32
#602star26
#766star chart4
#606star hat1
#420star sword1
#130steel drivin' hammer1
#1332stray chihuahua1
#195sturdy cane1
#285sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#91topiary nugglet25
#295twinkly powder11
#87unnatural gas3
#360untamable turtle6
#376unusual disco ball7
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#37very hot lunch18
#265wand of pigification1
🥇witch's bra1
#464wumpus hair1

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