| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1949 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | bit-o-cactus | 7,490 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| 🥇 | cactus fruit | 8,015 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #11 | clingfilm slippers | 2 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #223 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| 🥈 | giant cactus quill | 1,516 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #35 | left half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #903 | old sweatpants | 55 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #80 | rubber spider | 1 |
| #83 | s'more | 848 |
| 🥈 | sandcastle | 392 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #610 | spectre scepter | 54 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |