| #182 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #851 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #96 | Bonerdagon necklace | 80 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #371 | Boss Bat britches | 38 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #44 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 28 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #144 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 7 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #110 | Instant Karma | 105 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #199 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #33 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 27 |
| #30 | Lederhosen of the Night | 29 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #325 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #340 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #319 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #237 | Misty Robe | 6 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #252 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #773 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #939 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #682 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #477 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #361 | badass belt | 115 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #278 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #2211 | box of sunshine | 56 |
| #13 | burst hellseal brain | 1,126 |
| #134 | club sandwich | 2 |
| đŸ¥‰ | control crystal | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #480 | easter egg balloon | 48 |
| #247 | empty agua de vida bottle | 855 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #161 | foam dart | 349 |
| #333 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #496 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #324 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #411 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #1786 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #228 | heart of the volcano | 31 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #180 | obsidian dagger | 71 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #39 | queen cookie | 57 |
| #575 | really dense meat stack | 11 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #264 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #219 | sawblade shield | 15 |
| #13 | shredded hellseal hide | 1,141 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #376 | spectre scepter | 83 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #54 | stray chihuahua | 29 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #13 | torn hellseal sinew | 1,020 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #174 | wrench bracelet | 21 |
| #75 | your own black heart | 7 |