| #182 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #849 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #97 | Bonerdagon necklace | 80 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #370 | Boss Bat britches | 38 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #44 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 28 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #226 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #224 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #144 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 7 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #109 | Instant Karma | 105 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #200 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #33 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 27 |
| #30 | Lederhosen of the Night | 29 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #323 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #339 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #320 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #236 | Misty Robe | 6 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #152 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #125 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #421 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #250 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #362 | badass belt | 115 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #278 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #2206 | box of sunshine | 56 |
| #13 | burst hellseal brain | 1,126 |
| #132 | club sandwich | 2 |
| đŸ¥‰ | control crystal | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #481 | easter egg balloon | 48 |
| #245 | empty agua de vida bottle | 855 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #161 | foam dart | 349 |
| #328 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #412 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #1788 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #228 | heart of the volcano | 31 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #181 | obsidian dagger | 71 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #39 | queen cookie | 57 |
| #571 | really dense meat stack | 11 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #221 | sawblade shield | 15 |
| #13 | shredded hellseal hide | 1,141 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #374 | spectre scepter | 83 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #54 | stray chihuahua | 29 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #13 | torn hellseal sinew | 1,020 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #175 | wrench bracelet | 21 |
| #75 | your own black heart | 7 |