Smarmaduke

RankItemQuantity
#182Ancient Saucehelm10
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#308Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#851Baron von Ratsworth's monocle14
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#96Bonerdagon necklace80
#1168Boss Bat bling2
#371Boss Bat britches38
đŸ¥ˆC.B.F.G.1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#247Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#487Codpiece of the Goblin King16
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#662Disco 'Fro Pick5
#1087Drowsy Sword12
#44El Sombrero De Lopez28
#415Elder Turtle Shell6
#225Galapagosian Cuisses5
#223Garter of the Turtle Poacher5
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#144Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob7
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#1149Heimandatz's heart1
#110Instant Karma105
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#199Krakrox's Loincloth5
#33La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez27
#30Lederhosen of the Night29
#1061Let Me Be!1
#325Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet78
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#340Misty Cape2
#319Misty Cloak2
#237Misty Robe6
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#154Mysterious Red Box1
#124Newman's Own Trousers8
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#420Scalp of Gorgolok7
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#946Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#252The Mariachi's guitar case7
đŸ¥ˆThe Spirit of Crimbo1
#497Thwaitgold bee statuette5
#773Thwaitgold firefly statuette6
#89Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette13
#1818Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#290Thwaitgold nymph statuette3
#188Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette4
#459Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette15
#939Thwaitgold termite statuette3
#938Travels with Jerry1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#584Workytime Tea2
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#682adorable seal larva4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#477anniversary gift box7
#931antique record album1
#361badass belt115
#18baneful bandolier2
đŸ¥ˆbiomechanical crimborg helmet1
đŸ¥ˆbiomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#278bottle of Ooze-O2
#2211box of sunshine56
#13burst hellseal brain1,126
#134club sandwich2
đŸ¥‰control crystal1
#384deluxe fax machine1
#177depleted uranium seal figurine4
#480easter egg balloon48
#247empty agua de vida bottle855
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#161foam dart349
#333friendly cheez blob7
#496fuzzy busby3
#2298fuzzy dice3
#480fuzzy earmuffs2
#324gearbox necklace3
#987giant designer sunglasses1
#411gold wedding ring12
#1786handful of confetti20
#228heart of the volcano31
#41jingle bell1
#328limburger biker boots1
#1430macaroni duck1
#180obsidian dagger71
#1433portable corkscrew1
#39queen cookie57
#575really dense meat stack11
#1300rib of the Bonerdagon1
#2800rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2738rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#264rusty chain necklace11
#219sawblade shield15
#13shredded hellseal hide1,141
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#417spark plug earring2
#376spectre scepter83
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#663stainless steel suspenders6
#54stray chihuahua29
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
đŸ¥‡time sleigh1
#13torn hellseal sinew1,020
#563untamable turtle4
#1548unusual disco ball1
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#174wrench bracelet21
#75your own black heart7

Wow, that's 5,766 items total!

what items are this player missing?