| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #183 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
| #361 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #417 | colorful plastic ball | 29 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1176 | disco ball | 9 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #1064 | ghost cucumber | 26 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #582 | towel | 15 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #751 | vinegar | 45 |