| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #800 | 33398 scroll | 7 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #676 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #838 | CRIMBCO scrip | 105 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1859 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #61 | Mace of the Tortoise | 9 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #199 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #399 | awful poetry journal | 298 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #85 | ballroom blintz | 132 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #958 | canteen of wine | 19 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #424 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #137 | frilly skirt | 40 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #225 | live lobster | 2 |
| #107 | lump of diamond | 40 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #117 | maiden wig | 29 |
| #1036 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1039 | stuffed mink | 42 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1083 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |