| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #799 | 33398 scroll | 7 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #839 | CRIMBCO scrip | 105 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1858 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #60 | Mace of the Tortoise | 9 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #399 | awful poetry journal | 298 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #84 | ballroom blintz | 132 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #960 | canteen of wine | 19 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #425 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #137 | frilly skirt | 40 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #226 | live lobster | 2 |
| #106 | lump of diamond | 40 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #117 | maiden wig | 29 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1033 | stuffed mink | 42 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |