Museum :: The Woo

The Woo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1269	CRIMBCO wine	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#181	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	28
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#1289	Crimbuck	335
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#117	Green Clover of Justice	14
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#411	Iron Beta of Industry	19
#155	Jack-in-the-box	33
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#84	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#102	Let Me Be!	10
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#245	Microplushie: Bropane	53
#295	Microplushie: Dorkonide	12
#208	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	28
#330	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	7
#292	Microplushie: Gothochondria	31
#265	Microplushie: Hippylase	54
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#247	Microplushie: Hobomosome	28
#254	Microplushie: Otakulone	60
#258	Microplushie: Raverdrine	33
#278	Microplushie: Sororitrate	39
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#367	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	18
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#125	Orange Star of Sacrifice	16
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#208	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
#209	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	7
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#293	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#152	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	12
#226	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#76	Red Balloon of Valor	3
#370	Red Pill	1
#185	Red Rover BB gun	21
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#628	Summer Nights	2
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#213	The Mariachi's guitar case	8
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#858	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	4
#134	Thwaitgold bee statuette	10
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#769	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#55	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	16
#598	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#143	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	23
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#47	Yellow Moon of Compassion	36
#81	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	13
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#550	adorable seal larva	5
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#166	ammonite fossil	34
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#714	antique record album	2
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#267	baby killer bee	37
#77	baggie of powdered sugar	445
#664	balloon monkey	2
#1145	banana	1
#654	banana peel	1
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#94	barrrnacle	128
#785	batgut	10
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#311	bejeweled cufflinks	14
#166	belemnite fossil	32
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#160	bite-me-red lipstick	128
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#189	blood-faced volleyball	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#36	bone and arrows	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#191	bottled day	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#3786	box of sunshine	16
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#1472	brick	12
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#969	bunny liver	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#882	can of Binarrrca	9
#453	can of Red Minotaur	8
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#4137	candy cane	2
#105	canteen of wine	188
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#120	cement sandals	7
#89	charged magnet	1
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#997	cheap toaster	2
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#80	citrus-infused sake	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#798	club necklace	9
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#71	comfy coffin	11
🥉	control crystal	1
#437	corncob pipe	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#21	cursed eyepatch	2
#107	d4	1
#906	dense meat stack	7
#322	designer handbag	9
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#209	dingy planks	1
#211	disturbing fanfic	942
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#878	easter egg balloon	28
#144	elven limbos gingerbread	76
#284	elven moonshine	42
#617	elven socks	7
#182	enchanted leopard-print barbell	15
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#26	evil-ass club	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#147	fancy opera glasses	28
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#532	felt	17
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#99	filth-encrusted futon	7
#1761	fire	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#326	friendly cheez blob	7
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#144	frigid fudgepuck	30
#323	frigid mote	2
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#209	frozen banquet	11
#3426	fruitcake	1
#244	fudge lily	25
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#264	furry pants	2
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#325	garish pinky ring	14
#92	gauze shorts	2
#377	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#120	ghostly body paint	41
#285	giant designer sunglasses	16
#30	giant diamond ring	4
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#246	giant pinky ring	62
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#222	goat	3
#896	googly eye	13
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#146	gray bow tie	41
#882	green balloon	1
#1684	green beer	2
#377	grue egg omelette	6
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#211	handful of confetti	155
#927	heart necklace	8
#523	heart of the volcano	13
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#468	hemp string	12
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#27	hobo stogie	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#191	hovering sombrero	2
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#59	knuckle sandwich	375
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#348	leaflet	2
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#1751	length of string	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#188	live lobster	3
#62	live wire	10
#569	lovecat tail	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#465	macaroni duck	5
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#250	maple leaf	2
#443	mariachi hat	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#39	mole molé	5
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#393	mummy costume	15
#37	musty moccasins	1
#1677	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#121	necrotizing body spray	72
#180	night-vision goggles	8
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#1187	oozenog	4
#105	pair of bolt cutters	16
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#162	passable elf mask	17
#99	patent leather shoes	51
#97	peanut brittle shield	38
#1499	penguin focaccia bread	10
#130	penguin thesaurus	46
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#997	pet rock	7
#332	phish stick	3
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#126	pig-iron helm	2
#38	pig-iron shinguards	4
#288	pixel hat	1
#75	pixel pants	2
#211	pixel sword	1
#419	plastic passion fruit	3
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#149	pocketwatch on a chain	13
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#75	poison pen	13
#813	potted cactus	1
#43	pottery club	1
#144	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#159	pregnant mushroom	2
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#121	press-on ribs	60
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#47	propeller beanie	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#312	pumpkinhead mask	23
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#96	raisin	6
#1504	ravioli hat	1
#793	really dense meat stack	7
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#163	red plastic baby	3
#165	red-and-green sweater	19
#115	rewinged stab bat	10
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#940	rigid carapace	5
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#986	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#1292	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#678	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
#1266	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#184	sandwich of the gods	16
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#125	secret from the future	1
#237	shimmering tendrils	3
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#79	sleazy bindle	7
#57	sleep mask	2
#420	sleeping wereturtle	1
#210	slime convention swag bag	2
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#2329	solid gold bowling ball	2
#624	spade necklace	11
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#183	spooky bindle	5
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#446	squirming egg sac	20
#132	stained mattress	7
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#1028	stick	1
#77	stinkin' bindle	7
#104	stinky mushroom wine	3
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#393	stray chihuahua	7
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#322	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	124
#1230	stuffed Cheshire bitten	40
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#924	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	51
#361	stuffed Meat	122
#1174	stuffed angry cow	43
#1034	stuffed astral badger	49
#1114	stuffed baby gravy fairy	46
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#1245	stuffed cocoabo	39
#1025	stuffed crazy bastard sword	5
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#960	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	52
#1334	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	39
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#1088	stuffed hand turkey	46
#206	stuffed key	237
#815	stuffed martini	9
#1069	stuffed mind flayer	48
#280	stuffed mink	143
#305	stuffed monocle	136
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#958	stuffed scary death orb	52
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#844	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	57
#886	stuffed snowy owl	53
#1137	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	45
#1069	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	46
#421	stuffed teddy butler	108
#345	stuffed tin of caviar	124
#204	stuffed treasure chest	236
#992	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	51
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#947	stuffing	9
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#284	sucker scaffold	38
#278	sucker tachi	1
#278	sunken chest	57
#263	superheated fudge	15
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#29	sweet rims	15
#167	syncopated turtle	1
#224	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#203	tasket	2
#1160	teddy bear	4
#1374	teddy borg	3
#154	thermos full of Knob coffee	5
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#297	throwing wrench	11
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#81	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	5
#248	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	7
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#228	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	3
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#417	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	5
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#219	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	7
#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#143	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	4
#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
#72	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	13
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#190	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#261	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	7
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
#507	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	4
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#245	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	7
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#787	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1120	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#681	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	7
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1793	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1374	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#351	tiny plastic bee swarm	12
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1348	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1110	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2688	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1902	tofurkey gravy	3
#1884	tofurkey leg	3
#820	tooth	4
#1003	toothsome rock	9
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#168	towel	55
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#147	trilobite fossil	37
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#383	unstable DNA	136
#562	untamable turtle	4
#663	unusual disco ball	4
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#154	vampire pearl	3
#226	voodoo snuff	7
#895	vorpal blade	1
#117	warbear bearserker potion	12
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#115	warbear liquid overcoat	15
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#26	wax hat	1
#96	whisker pencil	87
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#615	witch hat	1
#343	wolfman mask	19
#1221	wooden block	1
#32	wriggling tentacle	3
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#1265	x-ray specs	3

Wow, that's 8,243 items total!

what items are this player missing?