| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #229 | CSA fire-starting kit | 50 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #431 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 12 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #409 | Jack-in-the-box | 15 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #301 | Red Rover BB gun | 12 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #474 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #90 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #602 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #493 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #750 | duct tape | 35 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #570 | empty agua de vida bottle | 228 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #643 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 30 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #935 | filthy lucre | 32 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #618 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #466 | hobo nickel | 524 |
| #20 | honeypot | 3 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #311 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #226 | old sweatpants | 319 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #285 | peanut brittle shield | 11 |
| #576 | personalized coffee mug | 62 |
| #675 | radium-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #332 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1237 | stuffed key | 30 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1674 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1848 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1352 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #354 | torn hellseal sinew | 11 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #669 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 24 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |