| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2356 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #230 | CSA fire-starting kit | 50 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #434 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 12 |
| #113 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #2647 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #408 | Jack-in-the-box | 15 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #336 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #304 | Red Rover BB gun | 12 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #476 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1157 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #379 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #603 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #2291 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #501 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| #739 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #1959 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #752 | duct tape | 35 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #576 | empty agua de vida bottle | 228 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #646 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 30 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #935 | filthy lucre | 32 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1038 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #617 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3715 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #465 | hobo nickel | 524 |
| #21 | honeypot | 3 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #772 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #910 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #314 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #716 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #231 | old sweatpants | 319 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #284 | peanut brittle shield | 11 |
| #575 | personalized coffee mug | 62 |
| #677 | radium-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #329 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #2150 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #475 | s'more | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #582 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1171 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #2232 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1711 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3794 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4489 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #6374 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1241 | stuffed key | 30 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2337 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1872 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #5347 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #6371 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3270 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1678 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1852 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1355 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #359 | torn hellseal sinew | 11 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #670 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 24 |
| #461 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |