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#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#22037x37x37 puzzle cube1
#14744-ball1
#1414-d camera1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#924:20 bomb1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#1425-hour acrimony1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#507-inch discus1
#22458-ball1
#798-bit banana1
#6269-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#373A. W. O. L. commendation15
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#268Ancient Saucehelm8
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#375Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental3
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#107Baron von Ratsworth's monocle73
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#161Bash-Ōs boxtop7
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#924Boris's ring1
#899Boss Bat bling3
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1264CRIMBCO mug5
#1118CRIMBCO scrip40
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#78Coily™1
#401Colander of Em-er'il6
#398Copper Alpha of Sincerity6
#90Cosmic Calorie451
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#288DNOTC Box1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#843Dickory Farms Gift Basket6
#660Disco 'Fro Pick5
#454Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#13Drunkula's silky pants2
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#196El Sombrero De Lopez11
#99El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#198Elder Turtle Shell10
#653FDKOL commendation42
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#30Great Wolf's headband1
#24Great Wolf's right paw1
#5Great Wolf's rocket launcher1
#7HOA regulation book1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#330Heimandatz's heart5
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#293Jack-in-the-box21
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#622Jocko Homo's head3
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#822Knob mushroom1
#646Knob sausage1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#304Loudmouth Larry Lamprey162
#9Mace of the Tortoise58
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#23Mayor Ghost's khakis1
#148Meat maid body1
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#790Microplushie: Bropane4
#624Microplushie: Dorkonide3
#681Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid3
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#559Microplushie: Gothochondria10
#484Microplushie: Hippylase19
#294Microplushie: Hipsterine4
#554Microplushie: Hobomosome7
#489Microplushie: Otakulone21
#586Microplushie: Raverdrine8
#515Microplushie: Sororitrate13
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#29PVC staff1
#944Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster7
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#527Red Rover BB gun4
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#204Roo trading card1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#305Safari Jack's moustache5
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#211Serenity trading card1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#7Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)2
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#182The Mariachi's guitar case9
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#91Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette25
#79Thwaitgold ant statuette9
#6Thwaitgold bee statuette24
#264Thwaitgold bookworm statuette4
#30Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette35
#279Thwaitgold firefly statuette12
#18Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette21
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#34Thwaitgold nit statuette5
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#442Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette10
#53Thwaitgold spider statuette23
#894Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#21Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate1
#11Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword1
#25Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#183Venus flytrap1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#19Warms-Your-Tush1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#228Woldo trading card1
#510Yakisoba's hat3
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#860adorable seal larva3
#100aerated diving helmet2
#129all-purpose flower1
🥇all-year sucker1
#31angel-food cake2
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#1061anticheese1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#408around the world2
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#171asbestos crossbow string1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#172asbestos stick1
#478asbestos sword1
#177asbestos sword hilt1
#1080asparagus knife1
#17augmented El Vibrato drone1
#108babycakes2
#105bacon bath ball9
#7427badass belt1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#293banana-frosted king cake10
#136baneful bandolier1
#218banjo strings1
#1234bar skin1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#2128barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#186barskin tent1
#900baseball1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#144basic meat helmet1
#129basic meat pants1
#114basic meat staff1
#144basic meat sword1
#940bat guano1
#231bat haggis1
#1017bat wing1
#216bat wing kabob1
#1172batgut1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#28battered old top-hat1
#267bean burrito1
#282beanbag chair1
#69beautiful soup2
#416begpwnia1
#473bejeweled cufflinks8
#475big rock1
#210big stick1
#89bindle of joy1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#12bit of clingfilm89
#778black candy heart2
#54black candygram1
#132black lotus1
🥈black spot1,269
#269black velvet box1
#171black-and-blue light361
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#1654blood flower1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#826blue class ring1
#165blue plasma ball383
#253blue plastic baby1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#125blue velvet cake1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#665bone rattle1
#621borg sock monkey2
#1329bottle of gin1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#1053box1
#1003box of sunshine242
#26boxing-glove-in-a-box4
#247brainy skull1
#1152brick23
#746briefcase1
#26broken El Vibrato drone1
#447brown plastic baby1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#300bunny liver24
#408burnt flower1
#507burst hellseal brain7
#121calle de miel with a fly in it2
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#592can of maces1
#173carob brownies1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#731carob chunks1
#873casino pass1
#169catsup1
#234caustic slime nodule1
#801cheap studded belt1
#997cheap toaster2
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#1063chef's hat1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#233chocolate bath ball4
#109chocolate box1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#765chorizo taco1
#452chrome crossbow1
#164chrome crossbow string1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#64chrome meat stack1
#985chrome ore1
#429chrome staff1
#169chrome stick1
#523chrome sword1
#171chrome sword hilt1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#51clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#1795clown hammer1
#798clown shoes1
#3274club necklace1
#26club of corruption1
#1139cog1
#248cog and sprocket assembly1
#777cold ninja mask1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#95congratulatory cake1
#224cordial of concentration1
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#17corrupt club of corruption1
#246cottage1
#11crappy Mer-kin mask1
#111creepy voodoo doll1
#185crossbow string1
#706crowbarrr1
#138crumbling rat skull4
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#223crusty hula hoop1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#593cyborg doll2
#664cymbal syrup1
#1025daisy1
#123das boot1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#57deadly nightshade1
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#810decorative fountain1
#1477defective skull1
#158demonskin trousers1
#923dense meat stack6
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#534designer handbag5
#154detective skull1
🥇detour shield1
#41devil's-food cake1
#3285diamond necklace1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#209dingy planks1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#819disembodied brain1
#58dollar sign1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#395double daisy1
#19double-ice cap29
#30dreadful box1
#782dried face1
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#1140dry noodles1
#2321duct tape1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#204duct tape wallet3
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#392easter egg balloon55
🥈eerily silent box1
#133eggman noodles1
#322empty agua de vida bottle656
#666empty meat tank1
#544enchanted barbell1
#605enchanted bean1
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#1416enchanted leopard-print barbell3
#1180encoder ring1
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#82equal sign2
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#145exotic orchid1
#50exotic parrot egg1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1086eyepatch1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1061fake fake vomit19
#857fake hand23
#14fancy black tie1
#267fancy opera glasses16
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#412fermenting powder1
#686festive sausage2
#114figurine of a charred seal24
#583figurine of a cold seal7
#408figurine of a shadowy seal2
#323figurine of a sleek seal7
#506figurine of a slippery seal2
#271figurine of a stinking seal8
#215figurine of a wretched-looking seal5
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#2032filthy lucre1
#880fine wine1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#445flat dough1
#383flavored foot massage oil100
#6foam commodore's hat1
#815foam dart1
#496foam noodle1
#121foreign box1
#274fortune cookie7
#578frayed rope belt1
#330friendly cheez blob7
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#826frilly skirt1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#149full meat tank1
🥇funny paper hat1
#177fuzzy busby18
#1240fuzzy dice5
#394garish pinky ring11
#982ghuol ears1
#1350ghuol egg1
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#257ghuol-ear kabob1
#359giant designer sunglasses12
#62giant diamond ring1
#642giant moxie weed1
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#107gift-a-pult4
#82gilded lily1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#479gloomy black mushroom6
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#394goat1
#821goat beard1
#846goat cheese1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#784gr8ps1
#70grape troll doll1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#882green balloon1
#37green candygram28
#235grue egg95
#89grue egg omelette39
#533guano coffee cup1
#150hair of the calf1
#400half-orchid1
#125handful of confetti217
#214handful of drink tickets1
#354handful of honey3
#2507heart necklace2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#777heart-shaped balloon4
#58heavy hot sauce1
#366hellseal claw55
#110hellseal whisker218
#59helm of the white knight1
#209helmet recipe1
#1877helmet turtle1
#892hemp string1
#373henna tattoo1
#1241herb brownies1
#995herbs1
#605hermit permit1
#967hill of beans1
#125hippopotamus pants1
#428hippopotamus skin1
#320hippy herbal tea1
#19hobo dungarees1
#190hobo nickel1,551
#27hobo stogie1
#867holiday cheese log1
#39honey mead1
#32honeypot2
#258hot buttered roll1
#998hot katana blade1
#38house of twigs and spit1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#615icy katana hilt1
#426icy-hot katana1
#140incense bath ball7
#577inflatable duck1
#74innuendo1
#63insane tophat1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#268jabañero pepper1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#1828jazz soap1
#41jingle bell1
#1882joybuzzer1
#543jug-o-magicalness1
#184ketchup1
#1289killer rag doll1
#36lavender candygram24
#81left bracket2
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#87left parenthesis14
#1233lemon1
#670leotarrrd1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#1007lihc eye1
#624lihc eye pie1
#897lime1
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#134linoleum crossbow string1
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#54linoleum meat stack1
#870linoleum ore1
#437linoleum staff1
#120linoleum stick1
#521linoleum sword1
#127linoleum sword hilt1
#930long skinny balloon1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1453loose teeth1
#74lowercase a1
#467macaroni duck5
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1114magical ice cube with a fly in it15
#642magical mystery juice1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#26magnetic field1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#1299mariachi pants1
#666martini1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#498meat engine1
#55meat face1
#693meat from yesterday1
#75meat golem1
#983meat paste1
#1042meat stack1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#77memory of a CA base pair1
#91memory of a CG base pair1
#84memory of a CT base pair1
#92memory of a GT base pair1
#89memory of an AG base pair1
#168menudo1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#28moist sack1
#729mood ring1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#618motivational poster6
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#600mullet wig1
#378mushroom pizza1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#169mysterious present1
#568necklace chain1
#858ninja hot pants1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#262nothing-in-the-box1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#91odor extractor1
#218oil of expertise1
#261oily golden mushroom2
#329ointment of the occult1
#31old patched suit-pants1
#28old soft shoes1
#796olive1
#942orange1
#52orange candygram23
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#42overcharged El Vibrato power sphere1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1761pail1
#244pants kit1
#196paranormal ricotta3
#1565pasta spoon1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#199peanut brittle shield17
#150penguin shorts1
#1276penguin skin1
#88percent sign6
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#737personal massager1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#244personalized coffee mug293
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#368philter of phorce1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#321pie crust1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#537piercing post1
#205pile of useless robot parts3
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#41pink candygram24
#1004pink clay bead1
#132pirate fledges1
#726pirate pelvis1
#94pirate skull1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#428plain pizza1
#708pork elf goodies sack8
#1168potato sprout1
#236potion of potency1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#623pretty bouquet1
#2037pretty flower1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#87puff of smoke12
#30quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments17
#44queen cookie50
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#227raffle prize box1
#1303rag doll1
#822rat appendix1
#457rat appendix kabob1
#90rat head balloon1
#1506ravioli hat1
#188really really sticky spider web1
#136really sticky spider web1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#229red balloon1
#1022red class ring1
#231red wagon1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#139reflection of a map4
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#15repaired El Vibrato drone1
#17rickety old unicycle7
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#78right parenthesis2
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#25rope with some soap on it1
#1272rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#764rubber WWJD? bracelet10
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#558rubber axe1
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#20zombie mariachi hat1

Wow, that's 9,580 items total!

what items are this player missing?