| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Argarggagarg's fang | 14 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 180 |
| #6 | Heimandatz's heart | 80 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Jocko Homo's head | 15 |
| #117 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 560 |
| #14 | Microplushie: Bropane | 382 |
| #26 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 102 |
| #20 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 143 |
| #16 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 81 |
| #16 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 276 |
| #13 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 448 |
| #41 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 25 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 189 |
| #12 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 504 |
| #17 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 233 |
| #17 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 319 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #56 | Safari Jack's moustache | 15 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 37 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 3 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 11 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 26 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 8 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #84 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 25 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 7 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 42 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 61 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 8 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 23 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Yakisoba's hat | 18 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #108 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #670 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #196 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #26 | bunny liver | 353 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #117 | donated food | 167 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #30 | fancy calligraphy pen | 3 |
| #7 | friendly cheez blob | 82 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #224 | gooified animal matter | 7 |
| #193 | gooified mineral matter | 9 |
| #262 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #47 | macaroni duck | 19 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #344 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #29 | stray chihuahua | 39 |
| #28 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 606 |
| #95 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 258 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #105 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 233 |
| #91 | stuffed Meat | 308 |
| #145 | stuffed angry cow | 203 |
| #691 | stuffed astral badger | 68 |
| #150 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 195 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1377 | stuffed cocoabo | 36 |
| #27 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 302 |
| #154 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 195 |
| #174 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 176 |
| #791 | stuffed hand turkey | 61 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #31 | stuffed martini | 246 |
| #108 | stuffed mind flayer | 252 |
| #309 | stuffed mink | 133 |
| #86 | stuffed monocle | 302 |
| #831 | stuffed scary death orb | 60 |
| #160 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 190 |
| #974 | stuffed snowy owl | 49 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #179 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 165 |
| #90 | stuffed teddy butler | 294 |
| #27 | stuffed tin of caviar | 690 |
| #895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 55 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #181 | torn hellseal sinew | 35 |
| #83 | untamable turtle | 15 |
| #61 | unusual disco ball | 20 |
| #435 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |