| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #642 | Crimbuck | 1,505 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #146 | Miniborg strangler | 4 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 51 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #60 | blob of Alphredo™ | 8 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #212 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1201 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #96 | cold seal sweat | 32 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #243 | doll house | 23 |
| #377 | dollhive | 24 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #402 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
| #390 | elven cellocello | 34 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #432 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #458 | floaty sand | 28 |
| #93 | foetid seal tear | 60 |
| #88 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 6 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #49 | golden plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2448 | golden ring | 10 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #442 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #52 | handful of crafty noodles | 9 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #825 | knuckle sandwich | 19 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1661 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #257 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #30 | off-white striped oyster egg | 68 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #708 | paperclip | 26 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip sproinger | 16 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #249 | pretty flower | 954 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #210 | rigid carapace | 16 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #94 | spirit gum | 52 |
| #49 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 10 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #45 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 10 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #5 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1,916 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #509 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #837 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #272 | twitching claw | 14 |
| #171 | unstable DNA | 291 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #20 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 7 |
| #45 | warbear auto-anvil | 4 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #47 | warbear chemistry lab | 4 |
| #144 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| #29 | warbear empathy chip | 14 |
| #51 | warbear energy bracers | 4 |
| #42 | warbear exhaust manifold | 5 |
| #44 | warbear exo-arm | 5 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #30 | warbear gyrocopter | 20 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #18 | warbear induction oven | 6 |
| #13 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 7 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #37 | warbear metalworking primer | 22 |
| #6 | warbear oil pan | 22 |
| #117 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 10 |
| #61 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 18 |
| #50 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 19 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #511 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | yellow striped oyster egg | 18 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |