| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #369 | Instant Karma | 18 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #177 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #814 | baby killer bee | 10 |
| #705 | barrrnacle | 19 |
| #340 | bottle of goofballs | 72 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | chaos popcorn | 7,000 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #10 | divine blowout | 10,200 |
| #9 | divine can of silly string | 9,000 |
| #14 | divine champagne flute | 1,500 |
| #19 | divine champagne popper | 700 |
| #11 | divine cracker | 1,500 |
| #12 | divine noisemaker | 8,900 |
| #331 | dollhive | 29 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #355 | filthy lucre | 103 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #572 | grue egg | 46 |
| #390 | heart of the volcano | 18 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #197 | stainless steel skullcap | 12 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #107 | stainless steel suspenders | 23 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #14 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 27 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| 🥈 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1,400 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |