| #12 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4,508 |
| #50 | 1-ball | 194 |
| #9 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 53 |
| #30 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 803 |
| #240 | 2-ball | 24 |
| #96 | 3-ball | 92 |
| #17 | 33398 scroll | 2,464 |
| #91 | 4-ball | 94 |
| #10 | 4-dimensional guitar | 524 |
| #95 | 6-ball | 88 |
| #14 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 390 |
| #99 | 7-ball | 89 |
| #132 | 8-ball | 326 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 2 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1,688 |
| #58 | ASCII fu manchu | 8 |
| #18 | ASCII shirt | 173 |
| 🥇 | Admiral's hat | 4 |
| #225 | Alewife™ Ale | 3 |
| #188 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #91 | Amulet of Yendor | 216 |
| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #24 | Angry Farmer candy | 9,141 |
| #197 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #17 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 43 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #10 | BRICKO brick | 103,171 |
| #18 | BRICKO eye brick | 5,073 |
| #46 | BURT | 557 |
| #123 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #12 | Barney's rake | 17 |
| #31 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 12 |
| #479 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 24 |
| #293 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #44 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 21 |
| #62 | Battlie Light Saver | 29 |
| #76 | Belt of Howling Anger | 7 |
| #35 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 539 |
| #59 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 53 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #333 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 7 |
| #145 | BitterSweetTarts | 8 |
| #22 | Black Body™ spray | 37 |
| #41 | Black No. 2 | 494 |
| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #204 | Blatantly Canadian | 15 |
| #40 | Bling of the New Wave | 15 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #6 | Bohemian rhapsody | 905 |
| #38 | Bonerdagon necklace | 135 |
| #78 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #19 | Boss Bat bling | 112 |
| #647 | Boss Bat britches | 23 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #9 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4,907 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #7 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 151 |
| #129 | CRIMBCO mug | 116 |
| #46 | CRIMBCO wine | 116 |
| #8 | CSA bravery badge | 2,169 |
| #181 | CSA fire-starting kit | 96 |
| #10 | CSA obedience grenade | 2,232 |
| #12 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 28 |
| #90 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 25 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #12 | Chester's cutoffs | 5 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #11 | Chester's sunglasses | 3 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #118 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #84 | Claybender glasses | 8 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1040 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #456 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #61 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 39 |
| #186 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 12 |
| #301 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #96 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 4 |
| #72 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 20 |
| #22 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 11 |
| #60 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 65 |
| #24 | Coily™ | 3 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #13 | Cold Hots candy | 64,934 |
| #47 | Cold One | 85 |
| #11 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 537 |
| #28 | Comet Pop | 53 |
| #45 | Cookbook of the Damned | 10 |
| #122 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 21 |
| #12 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 583 |
| #78 | Cosmic Calorie | 723 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #7 | Crepes a la Lune | 53 |
| #9 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 187 |
| #14 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2,741 |
| #14 | Crimbo fudge | 2,699 |
| #12 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2,801 |
| #1225 | Crimbuck | 378 |
| #106 | Crown of the Goblin King | 162 |
| #11 | DNOTC Box | 11 |
| #7 | Daffy Taffy | 77,829 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #14 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 132 |
| #75 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 23 |
| #88 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 16 |
| #52 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 7 |
| #60 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 118 |
| #75 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 233 |
| #145 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 4 |
| #100 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 19 |
| #341 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
| #8 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5,008 |
| #74 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 43 |
| #46 | Dramatic™ range | 37 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 4 |
| #30 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 323 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 9 |
| 🥉 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 89 |
| 🥇 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 13 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #88 | Drowsy Sword | 167 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #5 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 2 |
| #76 | Duskwalker fangs | 7 |
| #63 | Duskwalker syringe | 19 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #73 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,160 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #74 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 24 |
| #81 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 23 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #81 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 22 |
| #131 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
| #20 | Effermint™ tablets | 378 |
| #174 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #7 | El Vibrato drone | 20 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #83 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 8 |
| #13 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 60 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #198 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
| #6 | Ellsbury's journal | 4 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| 🥈 | FDKOL commendation | 52,851 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| #48 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 7 |
| #98 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 146 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #9 | Flan in the Moon | 53 |
| #114 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 3 |
| #8 | Freddy Kruegerand | 3,286 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #4 | Frosty's iceball | 2 |
| #27 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #17 | Frosty's old silk hat | 4 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #100 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 9 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #101 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 9 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #10 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 27 |
| #82 | Gearhead Goo | 7 |
| #61 | Genalen™ Bottle | 89 |
| #14 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 543 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #17 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 76 |
| #182 | Gnollish casserole dish | 4 |
| #25 | Gnollish flyswatter | 272 |
| #17 | Gnollish pie server | 205 |
| #30 | Gnollish pie tin | 1,263 |
| #26 | Gnollish plunger | 248 |
| #16 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 169 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #116 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #43 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 11 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #84 | Hatorade | 4 |
| #223 | Heimandatz's heart | 7 |
| #36 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 11 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #20 | Hodgman's bow tie | 4 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #25 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 3 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #23 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #8 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 4 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #57 | Hollandaise helmet | 361 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #15 | Humpty Dumplings | 4 |
| #118 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 31 |
| #22 | Imp Ale | 13,848 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #99 | Instant Karma | 117 |
| #173 | Iron Beta of Industry | 58 |
| #11 | Jack-in-the-box | 190 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #68 | Jocko Homo's head | 15 |
| #348 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 10 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #63 | Kevlar balloon | 3 |
| #110 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 12 |
| #34 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 20 |
| #32 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 45 |
| #30 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 231 |
| #36 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 174 |
| #29 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 247 |
| #53 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 140 |
| #51 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 33 |
| #20 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 357 |
| #42 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 138 |
| #123 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 4 |
| #58 | Knob Goblin love potion | 430 |
| #36 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 160 |
| #13 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 829 |
| #29 | Knob Goblin pants | 663 |
| #39 | Knob Goblin perfume | 86 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 896 |
| #27 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 647 |
| #133 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 191 |
| #97 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 3 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin spatula | 173 |
| #21 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1,080 |
| #117 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 3 |
| #39 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 312 |
| #36 | Knob Goblin tongs | 704 |
| #53 | Knob Goblin visor | 561 |
| #65 | Knob mushroom | 304 |
| #52 | Knob nuts | 29 |
| #71 | Knob shroomkabob | 3 |
| #670 | Knoll mushroom | 7 |
| #16 | Knoll shroomkabob | 151 |
| #116 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 8 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #123 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 11 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #122 | Lederhosen of the Night | 11 |
| #23 | Lobster qua Grill | 15 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #121 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 167 |
| #8 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 5,045 |
| #16 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2,893 |
| #260 | M-242 | 47 |
| 🥉 | MSG | 3,580 |
| #800 | Mad Train wine | 60 |
| #75 | Mae West with a fly in it | 5 |
| 🥉 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 4,900 |
| #21 | Mark of the Skeleton | 11 |
| #30 | Mark of the Vampire | 9 |
| #249 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 21 |
| #4 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5,557 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #85 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 42 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #44 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 210 |
| #46 | Meleegra™ pills | 299 |
| #8 | Mer-kin breastplate | 41 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #10 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 147 |
| #13 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 490 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin hookspear | 113 |
| #71 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #9 | Mer-kin roundshield | 48 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #6 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 76 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #7 | Mer-kin takebag | 141 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #9 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 12,360 |
| #413 | Microplushie: Bropane | 23 |
| #370 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #416 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 10 |
| #361 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #327 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 25 |
| #279 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 49 |
| #433 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #405 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 13 |
| #264 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 57 |
| #286 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 27 |
| #353 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 26 |
| #28 | Milk Studs | 438 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #106 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 3 |
| #247 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #131 | Misty Cloak | 13 |
| #140 | Misty Robe | 16 |
| #9 | Mohawk wig | 3,513 |
| #52 | Monstar energy beverage | 277 |
| 🥇 | Moon Pie | 487 |
| #5 | Moonthril Schnapps | 51 |
| #23 | Mountain Stream soda | 6,413 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #109 | Mr. Haggis | 28 |
| #9 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 76,668 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #91 | Mylar balloon | 3 |
| #83 | ND | 3 |
| #9 | Necrotelicomnicon | 270 |
| #51 | Newbiesport™ tent | 212 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #115 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 57 |
| #7 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 778 |
| #8 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 867 |
| #6 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 768 |
| #32 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 50 |
| #33 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 39 |
| #35 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 40 |
| #467 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #24 | Nuclear Blastball | 172 |
| #15 | O'RLY manual | 354 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #15 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 4 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #32 | Orcish baseball cap | 197 |
| #18 | Orcish cargo shorts | 264 |
| #45 | Orcish frat-paddle | 173 |
| #35 | Orcish meat locker | 24 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #46 | P.B.L.T. | 283 |
| #4 | PB&BP | 73 |
| #36 | PEEZ dispenser | 451 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #50 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 28 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #121 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 13 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #148 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 7 |
| #41 | Pokëmann band-aid | 76 |
| #51 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 17 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 7 |
| #132 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 13 |
| #66 | Polysniff Perfume | 18 |
| #15 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 610 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #21 | Putrid Pendant | 2 |
| #149 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 9 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #72 | Rad Lib | 6 |
| #114 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 3 |
| #60 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,538 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #10 | Red Rover BB gun | 190 |
| #22 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 166 |
| #70 | Rock Pops | 799 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #138 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #10 | Saison du Lune | 53 |
| #280 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #13 | Senior Mints | 68,563 |
| #122 | Shield of Icy Fate | 3 |
| #34 | Shivering Chèvre | 197 |
| #42 | Sinful Desires | 21 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #102 | Space Tourist Phaser | 6 |
| #83 | Space Tours Tripple | 21 |
| 🥉 | Space Trip safety headphones | 2 |
| #7 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 53 |
| #40 | Spam Witch sammich | 1,533 |
| #17 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 173 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #403 | Steal This Candy | 4 |
| #48 | Stone Golem pebbles | 56 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #105 | Supernova Champagne | 95 |
| #32 | Swabbie™ swab | 168 |
| #89 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #77 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 15 |
| #12 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1,990 |
| #72 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 269 |
| #68 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 280 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #100 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 993 |
| #121 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 26 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #16 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 234 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 2 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #15 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 2 |
| #4 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 5 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #104 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 33 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 29 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 30 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 37 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #49 | Tiger-lily's milk | 88 |
| #13 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1,182 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #55 | Trollhouse cookies | 1,228 |
| #17 | Tuesday's ruby | 837 |
| #28 | Typical Tavern swill | 566 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #5 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 2 |
| 🥉 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 5 |
| #7 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 3 |
| #5 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 4 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #298 | Valentine | 107 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #97 | Venus flytrap | 3 |
| #37 | Vial of jus de larmes | 6 |
| #42 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 15 |
| #125 | WA | 4 |
| #18 | Wand of Nagamar | 210 |
| #6 | Wand of Oscus | 9 |
| #8 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
| #22 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 576 |
| #78 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 8 |
| #56 | White Citadel burger | 92 |
| #319 | White Citadel fries | 3 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #61 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 11 |
| #14 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 75,312 |
| #8 | Wrecked Generator | 142 |
| #164 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #94 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 21 |
| #92 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 21 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #39 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6,602 |
| #37 | Ze™ goggles | 232 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #9 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 5 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | abominable blubber | 3,780 |
| #719 | abominable snowcone | 10 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #330 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #30 | acid-squirting flower | 254 |
| #10 | acoustic guitarrr | 1,164 |
| #91 | actual reality goggles | 31 |
| #36 | adder bladder | 736 |
| #315 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #36 | aerated diving helmet | 13 |
| #87 | airblaster gun | 36 |
| #18 | all-purpose cleaner | 522 |
| #68 | all-purpose flower | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #23 | amber aviator shades | 15 |
| #34 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 877 |
| #63 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 324 |
| #457 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #26 | ancient ice cream scoop | 80 |
| #17 | ancient poisoned dart | 246 |
| #18 | ancient protein powder | 730 |
| #16 | ancient spice | 452 |
| #16 | ancient stone fist | 124 |
| #22 | ancient stone head | 45 |
| #25 | angel-food cake | 3 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #18 | annoying pitchfork | 159 |
| #57 | ant agonist | 98 |
| #39 | ant hoe | 15 |
| #28 | ant pick | 17 |
| #37 | ant pitchfork | 14 |
| #46 | ant rake | 12 |
| #42 | ant sickle | 13 |
| #46 | anti-anti-antidote | 230 |
| #184 | anticheese | 61 |
| #12 | antique greaves | 1,079 |
| #102 | antique hand mirror | 89 |
| #10 | antique helmet | 1,163 |
| #338 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #10 | antique shield | 1,211 |
| #14 | antique spear | 1,069 |
| #54 | apathetic lizardman doll | 4 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #172 | around the world | 15 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #58 | arrowgram | 112 |
| #36 | arrrgyle socks | 122 |
| #47 | asbestos ore | 264 |
| #28 | asbestos sword hilt | 31 |
| #31 | asparagus knife | 353 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #22 | awful poetry journal | 23,404 |
| #39 | baby killer bee | 293 |
| #90 | babycakes | 3 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #82 | baconstone | 79 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #192 | badass belt | 165 |
| #54 | badge of authority | 10 |
| #9 | bag of GORF | 2,428 |
| #12 | bag of GORP | 2,449 |
| #39 | bag of W&Ws | 440 |
| #120 | bag of airline peanuts | 196 |
| #101 | balaclava | 10 |
| #112 | balaclava baklava | 43 |
| #94 | ball | 76 |
| #45 | ballast turtle | 23 |
| #42 | ballroom blintz | 401 |
| #60 | balsa plank | 11 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #86 | banjo strings | 6 |
| #53 | bar skin | 416 |
| #69 | barbed-wire fence | 133 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #48 | barrrnacle | 257 |
| #29 | barskin buckler | 3 |
| #189 | barskin hat | 3 |
| #30 | barskin loincloth | 3 |
| #62 | basic meat helmet | 5 |
| #19 | basic meat kilt | 17 |
| #46 | basic meat pants | 9 |
| #43 | basic meat skirt | 3 |
| #39 | basic meat spork | 9 |
| #74 | bat guano | 314 |
| #144 | bat haggis | 3 |
| #6 | batblade | 2,261 |
| #65 | batgut | 926 |
| #13 | bath ball gift set | 114 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #146 | bazookafish bubble gum | 24 |
| #39 | beach glass bead | 152 |
| #29 | beach glass necklace | 58 |
| #195 | bean burrito | 3 |
| #50 | beautiful soup | 3 |
| #25 | beer bomb | 2,030 |
| #122 | beer-scented teddy bear | 6 |
| #54 | beer-soaked mop | 33 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #18 | beery blood | 1,095 |
| #19 | bejeweled accordion strap | 14 |
| #22 | bejeweled cufflinks | 107 |
| #45 | berries of suffering | 16 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #4 | big bad voodoo mask | 246 |
| #16 | big bass drum | 188 |
| #111 | big boom | 18 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| #38 | big red clown nose | 473 |
| #97 | big stick | 6 |
| #57 | bigger stick | 4 |
| #524 | bilge wine | 11 |
| #39 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 8 |
| #39 | bindle of joy | 3 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #69 | bit of clingfilm | 42 |
| #31 | bit-o-cactus | 276 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #89 | black candy heart | 159 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #61 | black cherry soda | 14 |
| #76 | black facepaint | 8 |
| #489 | black forest cake | 3 |
| #391 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #4 | black kettle drum | 858 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #37 | black pixel | 1,564 |
| #391 | black pudding | 5 |
| #32 | black sheepskin diploma | 17 |
| #61 | black snake skin | 225 |
| #19 | black spot | 62 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #12 | black-and-blue light | 3,096 |
| #20 | blackberry | 3,968 |
| #96 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #51 | blob of acid | 69 |
| #54 | blob of wood glue | 10 |
| #78 | blood of the Wereseal | 18 |
| #163 | blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #408 | bloody beer | 22 |
| #30 | bloody clown pants | 460 |
| #4 | bloody kiwitini | 6 |
| #409 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #51 | blue class ring | 97 |
| #127 | blue pixel | 930 |
| #11 | blue plasma ball | 3,324 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #59 | blue velvet cake | 3 |
| #71 | bone collar | 5 |
| #12 | bone flute | 387 |
| #52 | bone rattle | 59 |
| #86 | booty chest charrrm | 133 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of alcohol | 278 |
| #97 | bottle of cooking sherry | 31 |
| #81 | bottle of gin | 595 |
| #805 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
| #154 | bottle of popskull | 18 |
| #100 | bottle of rum | 1,129 |
| #77 | bottle of tequila | 710 |
| #99 | bottle of vodka | 441 |
| #39 | bottle of whiskey | 2,616 |
| #35 | bottlecap turtle | 13 |
| 🥈 | bottled inspiration | 4,975 |
| #75 | bottled swamp gas | 4 |
| #70 | boulder | 32 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #66 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 22 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #32 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1,209 |
| #115 | bowl of rye sprouts | 4 |
| #34 | box of Dweebs | 464 |
| #547 | box of sunshine | 596 |
| #49 | box turtle | 12 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #45 | boxed wine | 1,335 |
| #18 | boxing glove | 48 |
| #24 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 5 |
| #19 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 540 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #116 | brass gear | 34 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #132 | breakfast mess | 20 |
| #24 | breath mint | 747 |
| #270 | brick | 144 |
| #46 | briefcase | 535 |
| #82 | brigand brittle | 191 |
| #5 | broken El Vibrato drone | 3 |
| #99 | broken skull | 418 |
| #18 | broken sword | 474 |
| #47 | bronze breastplate | 42 |
| #25 | bronzed locust | 222 |
| #62 | bubblewrap ore | 72 |
| #181 | bubblin' crude | 92 |
| #73 | bucket of honey | 62 |
| #58 | buckler buckle | 12 |
| #110 | buckyball | 56 |
| #30 | bugbear beanie | 550 |
| #33 | bugbear bungguard | 521 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #30 | bugged balaclava | 8 |
| #39 | bugged beanie | 3 |
| #100 | bull blubber | 4 |
| #14 | bunch of square grapes | 2,600 |
| #461 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #5 | buoybottoms | 295 |
| #339 | burnt flower | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #285 | burst hellseal brain | 21 |
| #23 | butterfly knife | 28 |
| #73 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 4 |
| #25 | can cannon | 3 |
| #49 | can of Binarrrca | 184 |
| #27 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 34 |
| #48 | can of Red Minotaur | 143 |
| #421 | can of Swiller | 3 |
| #21 | can of maces | 76 |
| #58 | can-you-dig-it? | 4 |
| #19 | candy cane | 3,829 |
| #167 | candy skeleton | 4 |
| #90 | cannonball charrrm | 122 |
| #56 | canopic jar | 354 |
| #32 | carbonated soy milk | 276 |
| #13 | carbonated water lily | 5,797 |
| #47 | cardboard katana | 22 |
| #53 | cardboard ore | 82 |
| #23 | cardboard wakizashi | 218 |
| #83 | carob chunk cookies | 62 |
| #50 | carob chunk noodles | 58 |
| #118 | carob chunks | 84 |
| #21 | carton of rotten eggs | 602 |
| #29 | cartoon heart | 115 |
| #26 | casino pass | 296 |
| #14 | cast | 5,239 |
| #40 | cat appendix | 237 |
| #38 | catgut | 508 |
| #50 | catgut taco | 18 |
| #110 | catsup | 3 |
| #41 | caustic slime nodule | 11 |
| #75 | censored can label | 5 |
| #502 | centipede eggs | 3 |
| #40 | chaos butterfly | 20,077 |
| #4 | charming flute | 617 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #16 | cheap plastic blowgun | 37 |
| #9 | cheap plastic kazoo | 3 |
| #16 | cheap studded belt | 2,889 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #17 | cheap wind-up clock | 201 |
| #7 | cherry pie | 566 |
| #7 | chewing gum on a string | 29,015 |
| #40 | chintzy noodle ring | 61 |
| #31 | chintzy saucepan earring | 63 |
| #25 | chintzy seal pendant | 68 |
| #64 | chintzy turtle brooch | 18 |
| #77 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 31 |
| #45 | chisel | 4 |
| #59 | chloroform rag | 88 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate box | 4 |
| #69 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 24 |
| #23 | chopsticks | 390 |
| #103 | chorizo brownies | 24 |
| #56 | chorizo taco | 138 |
| #24 | chrome crossbow string | 20 |
| #42 | clay peace-sign bead | 150 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #51 | clockwork thingamajig | 3 |
| #128 | clove-flavored lip balm | 5 |
| #169 | clown hammer | 165 |
| #25 | clown shoes | 283 |
| #17 | clown skin | 527 |
| #26 | club necklace | 107 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #11 | club sandwich | 47 |
| #144 | cob of corn | 3 |
| #16 | cocktail napkin | 729 |
| #60 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1,388 |
| #43 | coffee pixie stick | 3 |
| #27 | coffin lid | 99 |
| #56 | cog | 703 |
| #64 | cog and sprocket assembly | 19 |
| #18 | cold ninja mask | 281 |
| #7 | cold nuggets | 1,686 |
| #37 | cold powder | 56 |
| #14 | comfy coffin | 50 |
| #89 | comfy pillow | 7 |
| #146 | commemorative war stein | 509 |
| #85 | compressed air canister | 2 |
| #46 | concentrated magicalness pill | 65 |
| #96 | confusing LED clock | 92 |
| #35 | congratulatory cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #55 | cool whip | 296 |
| #68 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 155 |
| #44 | corn holder | 62 |
| #20 | corned-beef Reuben | 162 |
| #18 | cornuthaum | 842 |
| #48 | correction fluid | 49 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #5 | corrupted data | 4,182 |
| #24 | costume sword | 51 |
| #70 | cotton candy pinch | 3 |
| #97 | cotton candy plug | 3 |
| #25 | cranberries | 1,822 |
| #5 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 2 |
| #6 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 2 |
| #232 | crappy brain | 4 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #333 | crazy little Turkish delight | 33 |
| #391 | creamsicle | 4 |
| #68 | creepy ginger ale | 18 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #105 | crossbow string | 4 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #21 | crowbar | 21 |
| #35 | crowbarrr | 94 |
| #412 | cruelty-free wine | 3 |
| #138 | crumbling rat skull | 4 |
| #8 | crumpled felt fedora | 2 |
| #31 | crusty hula hoop | 16 |
| #14 | cryptic puzzle box | 3 |
| #6 | curmudgel | 289 |
| #320 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pony keg | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed ring finger ring | 2 |
| #327 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #55 | cymbal syrup | 244 |
| #10 | d10 | 23,909 |
| #17 | d20 | 1,602 |
| #13 | d6 | 1,643 |
| #17 | d8 | 1,643 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #21 | dangerous jerkcicle | 120 |
| #16 | das boot | 16 |
| #99 | day-old beer | 3 |
| #45 | dead guy's watch | 340 |
| #44 | dead meat bun | 11 |
| #21 | deadly nightshade | 4 |
| #91 | decent brain | 151 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #135 | decomposed boot | 5 |
| #54 | decorative fountain | 238 |
| #54 | deep six-shooter | 10 |
| #169 | defective skull | 139 |
| #137 | delectable catalyst | 3 |
| #31 | delicious shimmering moth | 278 |
| #72 | delicious swamp muck | 22 |
| #5 | demon skin | 16,341 |
| #61 | demonskin jacket | 5 |
| #4 | denim axe | 109 |
| #528 | dense meat stack | 70 |
| #25 | dented harmonica | 246 |
| #63 | dented spoon | 13 |
| #51 | depantsing bomb | 153 |
| #79 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 8 |
| #25 | desiccated apricot | 958 |
| #16 | designer handbag | 71 |
| #22 | devil's-food cake | 4 |
| #36 | devilish folio | 201 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #29 | diamond necklace | 90 |
| #15 | diamond-studded cane | 1,494 |
| 🥈 | dinged-up triangle | 139 |
| #289 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
| #53 | dirty hobo gloves | 666 |
| #1385 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #104 | disbelief suspenders | 14 |
| #144 | disco ball | 407 |
| #136 | disco mask | 442 |
| #54 | disease | 557 |
| #92 | disembodied smile | 8 |
| #58 | dishrag | 16 |
| #9 | disintegrating quill pen | 6,747 |
| #24 | displaced fish | 1,634 |
| #6 | distention pill | 273 |
| #45 | disturbing fanfic | 9,893 |
| #13 | divine can of silly string | 7,849 |
| #17 | divine champagne flute | 1,422 |
| #14 | divine noisemaker | 8,128 |
| #21 | diving muff | 22 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #35 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 52 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #23 | double-barreled sling | 92 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #44 | drab sonata | 285 |
| #32 | draggin' ball hat | 471 |
| #23 | dragon snaps | 236 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #8 | dreadful glove | 2 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #39 | dreadlock whip | 223 |
| #38 | dried face | 178 |
| #32 | dripping meat crossbow | 3 |
| #55 | dry cleaning receipt | 12 |
| #936 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #6 | drywall axe | 950 |
| #318 | duct tape | 122 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #51 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #162 | dull fish scale | 43 |
| #11 | dungeon dragon chest | 67 |
| #41 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 45 |
| #22 | dungeoneering kit | 49 |
| #43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
| #131 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #57 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 7 |
| #23 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 13 |
| #39 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 9 |
| #144 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #59 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 7 |
| #88 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #71 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #80 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #44 | dusty left clavicle | 8 |
| #99 | dusty left eighth rib | 4 |
| #43 | dusty left fibula | 9 |
| #62 | dusty left first front claw | 6 |
| #57 | dusty left first rear claw | 7 |
| #139 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #138 | dusty left fourth rib | 3 |
| #65 | dusty left ninth rib | 6 |
| #38 | dusty left second rear claw | 8 |
| #90 | dusty left second rib | 5 |
| #140 | dusty left tenth rib | 3 |
| #76 | dusty left third front claw | 5 |
| #82 | dusty left third rear claw | 5 |
| #78 | dusty left third rib | 5 |
| #85 | dusty left thumb | 5 |
| #93 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #110 | dusty right clavicle | 4 |
| #89 | dusty right eighth rib | 5 |
| #44 | dusty right eleventh rib | 8 |
| #105 | dusty right fibula | 4 |
| #107 | dusty right first front claw | 4 |
| #45 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 8 |
| #70 | dusty right humerus | 6 |
| #107 | dusty right radius | 4 |
| #107 | dusty right scapula | 4 |
| #109 | dusty right second front claw | 4 |
| #51 | dusty right second rear claw | 7 |
| #137 | dusty right third front claw | 3 |
| #85 | dusty right thumb | 5 |
| #80 | dusty right twelfth rib | 5 |
| #60 | dusty right ulna | 7 |
| #131 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #77 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #33 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 11 |
| #80 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #54 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 7 |
| #142 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #58 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 7 |
| #44 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 8 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #29 | dwarvish magazine | 35 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #12 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 288 |
| #26 | eXtreme meat staff | 7 |
| #39 | eXtreme meat sword | 5 |
| #8 | eXtreme mittens | 2,279 |
| #10 | eXtreme scarf | 1,385 |
| #115 | easter egg balloon | 118 |
| #14 | eel battery | 60 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #110 | effluvious emerald | 15 |
| #54 | eggbeater | 15 |
| #64 | eggman noodles | 3 |
| #15 | electric crutch | 20 |
| #32 | elephant stinger | 43 |
| #10 | elven hardtack | 3,797 |
| #17 | elven magi-pack | 4,720 |
| #6 | elven medi-pack | 17,952 |
| #41 | elven squeeze | 317 |
| #48 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 264 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #112 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,578 |
| #38 | empty meat tank | 258 |
| #45 | enchanted barbell | 66 |
| #51 | enchanted bean | 168 |
| #148 | enchanted bean burrito | 3 |
| #35 | enchanted brass knuckles | 7 |
| #78 | enchanted eyepatch | 4 |
| #59 | enchanted handwarmer | 4 |
| #39 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 28 |
| #139 | enchanted muesli | 10 |
| #125 | encoder ring | 154 |
| #106 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 539 |
| #52 | enormous belt buckle | 157 |
| #12 | enormous hoop earring | 117 |
| #22 | equal sign | 12 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | exactly-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #36 | exploding hacky-sack | 109 |
| #166 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 154 |
| #7 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 271 |
| #22 | eye of newt | 1,111 |
| #35 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 45 |
| #28 | eyepatch | 478 |
| #32 | f3d0r4 | 602 |
| #179 | facsimile dictionary | 57 |
| #202 | fake fake vomit | 145 |
| #161 | fake hand | 163 |
| #18 | fancy bath salts | 1,506 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #244 | fancy dress ball | 61 |
| #7 | fancy opera glasses | 153 |
| #136 | fancy seashell necklace | 215 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #53 | fat bottom quark | 41 |
| #99 | fat loot token | 44 |
| #180 | fat stacks of cash | 96 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #258 | felt | 31 |
| #27 | fermenting powder | 806 |
| #34 | ferret bait | 879 |
| #116 | fertilized ghuol egg | 5 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #228 | fetid feather | 41 |
| #168 | figurine of a charred seal | 18 |
| #126 | figurine of a cold seal | 49 |
| #9 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 52 |
| #126 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 10 |
| #446 | figurine of a sleek seal | 5 |
| #444 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #32 | figurine of a stinking seal | 59 |
| #12 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 91 |
| #11 | figurine of an ancient seal | 249 |
| #9 | figurine of an armored seal | 51 |
| #21 | filth-encrusted futon | 32 |
| #30 | filthy corduroys | 420 |
| #42 | filthy hippy poncho | 18 |
| #37 | filthy knitted dread sack | 352 |
| #39 | filthy lucre | 401 |
| #21 | filthy pestle | 197 |
| #69 | filthy poultice | 209 |
| #63 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 36 |
| #658 | fine wine | 3 |
| #24 | finger cuffs | 40 |
| #9 | finger cymbals | 168 |
| #56 | finger exerciser | 12 |
| #48 | fireball | 53 |
| #147 | fireclutch | 7 |
| #51 | fish-liver oil | 896 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #26 | fishy wand | 5 |
| #22 | flaming crutch | 1,452 |
| #34 | flaming glowsticks | 14 |
| #35 | flaming sword | 31 |
| #29 | flaming talons | 719 |
| #21 | flaregun | 1,138 |
| #36 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 4 |
| #92 | flat dough | 105 |
| #12 | flavored foot massage oil | 2,874 |
| #51 | flayed mind | 64 |
| 🥇 | flickering pixel | 8 |
| #5 | flimsy clipboard | 1,473 |
| #132 | flirtatious feather | 67 |
| #29 | floorboard cruft | 64 |
| #165 | flower petal pie | 3 |
| #94 | flute of flat champagne | 186 |
| #29 | flyest of shirts | 3 |
| #11 | foam dart | 2,853 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #23 | foam noodle | 122 |
| #31 | folder (blue) | 4 |
| #46 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #32 | folder (sportsballs) | 11 |
| #37 | foolscap fool's cap | 174 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #48 | foreign box | 4 |
| #59 | fortune cookie | 226 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #69 | freshwater pearl necklace | 20 |
| #110 | fricasseed brains | 16 |
| #408 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #77 | frightful feather | 172 |
| #8 | frigid hankyū | 137 |
| #16 | frigid ninja stars | 4,233 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | frilly skirt | 454 |
| #117 | frost-rimed seal hide | 4 |
| #14 | frosty halo | 24 |
| #193 | frozen feather | 66 |
| #132 | frozen nunchaku | 28 |
| #260 | fruitcake | 91 |
| 🥈 | fudgecule | 640,141 |
| #66 | full meat tank | 8 |
| #25 | funky dried mushroom | 596 |
| #19 | furry fur | 12,329 |
| #24 | furry pants | 89 |
| #12 | fustulent seal grulch | 61 |
| #50 | fuzzy busby | 50 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #175 | fuzzy earmuffs | 18 |
| #303 | fuzzy montera | 7 |
| #31 | ga-ga radio | 445 |
| #45 | ganger bandana | 3 |
| #10 | garish pinky ring | 142 |
| #33 | gas balloon | 502 |
| #92 | gauze garter | 330 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #49 | generic healing potion | 3 |
| #37 | generic mana potion | 3 |
| #22 | ghost pencil | 3 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #4 | ghostly body paint | 828 |
| #41 | ghuol ears | 799 |
| #1010 | ghuol egg | 4 |
| #36 | ghuol egg quiche | 85 |
| #42 | ghuol guolash | 319 |
| #37 | ghuol-ear kabob | 48 |
| #67 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 15 |
| #6 | giant cactus quill | 296 |
| #4 | giant clay ashtray | 73 |
| #11 | giant designer sunglasses | 145 |
| #24 | giant diamond ring | 5 |
| #20 | giant discarded bottlecap | 128 |
| #70 | giant discarded plastic fork | 96 |
| #40 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 80 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #13 | giant gym membership card | 120 |
| #119 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 7 |
| #13 | giant jar of protein powder | 234 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #67 | giant motorcycle boots | 6 |
| 🥇 | giant needle | 174,766 |
| #20 | giant penguin keychain | 109 |
| #42 | giant pinky ring | 260 |
| #26 | giant stuffed bugbear | 4 |
| #131 | giant tube of black lipstick | 40 |
| #6 | gift-a-pult | 41 |
| #36 | gilded lily | 3 |
| #108 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 8 |
| #20 | gingerbread bugbear | 1,597 |
| #95 | gingham blouse | 3 |
| #179 | glacial sapphire | 4 |
| #203 | glass of baboon milk | 3 |
| #126 | glass of gnat milk | 10 |
| #41 | glittery mascara | 263 |
| #91 | glob of green slime | 23 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #26 | glowing red eye | 1,255 |
| #34 | gnatwing | 392 |
| #39 | gnatwing earring | 11 |
| #220 | gnauga hide | 25 |
| #34 | gnoll lips | 168 |
| #38 | gnoll teeth | 232 |
| #84 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 4 |
| #27 | goat beard | 603 |
| #26 | goat cheese | 5,384 |
| #45 | goat cheese pizza | 346 |
| #110 | goat cheese taco | 3 |
| #57 | gob of wet hair | 980 |
| #33 | goblin hunting spear | 16 |
| #29 | gold lamé pants | 42 |
| #58 | gold star | 71 |
| #103 | gold toothbrush | 33 |
| #231 | gold wedding ring | 35 |
| #311 | good brain | 4 |
| #6 | googly-ball hat | 2 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #133 | goth kid t-shirt | 45 |
| #62 | grapefruit | 375 |
| #47 | grapes | 462 |
| 🥉 | grassy cutlass | 479 |
| #30 | grave robbing shovel | 185 |
| #25 | great big capacitor | 13 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #175 | green candy heart | 194 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #25 | green clay bead | 631 |
| #92 | green pixel | 1,088 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #5 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2,674 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #363 | grog | 3 |
| #90 | grouchy restless spirit | 489 |
| #88 | groupie lipstick | 3 |
| #114 | grue egg | 151 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #18 | grumpy old man charrrm | 205 |
| #5 | grungy bandana | 187 |
| #8 | grungy flannel shirt | 94 |
| #104 | guano coffee cup | 65 |
| #25 | guard turtle collar | 55 |
| #77 | guitar pick | 97 |
| #18 | gunpowder burrito | 1,077 |
| #75 | gym membership card | 4 |
| #177 | gyroscope | 16 |
| #96 | haggis socks | 43 |
| #92 | haggis-infused soap | 68 |
| #87 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 52 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #46 | hair spray | 1,113 |
| #11 | half-baked potion | 762 |
| #22 | half-empty carton of milk | 36 |
| #21 | half-sized guitar | 64 |
| #42 | halfberd | 19 |
| #102 | hamethyst | 64 |
| #77 | hand grenegg | 3 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #102 | handful of Smithereens | 3 |
| #190 | handful of confetti | 167 |
| #72 | handful of hand chalk | 913 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #7 | handful of moss | 3,601 |
| #51 | handful of pine needles | 544 |
| #52 | handful of sand | 771 |
| #12 | handful of sawdust | 547 |
| #130 | handful of walnuts | 36 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #79 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #9 | headhunter necktie | 324 |
| #36 | heart necklace | 102 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #100 | heart of the volcano | 59 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #24 | heavy D | 14,532 |
| #186 | hedgeturtle | 3 |
| #48 | hellseal claw | 752 |
| #99 | hellseal whisker | 243 |
| #12 | helm of the white knight | 7 |
| #46 | helmet recipe | 13 |
| #168 | helmet turtle | 568 |
| #58 | hemp string | 377 |
| #23 | henna face paint | 100 |
| #71 | henna tattoo | 33 |
| #39 | herbs | 1,391 |
| #25 | hermit permit | 295 |
| #14 | hill of beans | 4,629 |
| #61 | hippo skin buckler | 3 |
| #16 | hippopotamus skin | 2,271 |
| #17 | hippy bongo | 140 |
| #213 | hippy herbal tea | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | hobo nickel | 2,724 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #83 | holistic headache remedy | 94 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #89 | honey-dipped locust | 65 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #21 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 174 |
| #154 | hot buttered roll | 3 |
| #15 | hot date | 7,409 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #11 | hot katana blade | 5,439 |
| #9 | hot nuggets | 2,207 |
| #18 | hot plate | 225 |
| 🥉 | hot powder | 7,540 |
| #11 | hot wing | 11,160 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #104 | huge gold coin | 99 |
| #32 | huge spoon | 122 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #78 | hyperinflated seal lung | 8 |
| #121 | ice stein | 3 |
| #1543 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1271 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
| #180 | ice-cold fotie | 210 |
| #144 | ice-cold six-pack | 122 |
| #6 | icy katana hilt | 447 |
| #133 | icy-hot katana | 7 |
| #12 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 33 |
| #37 | imitation crab crate | 32 |
| #79 | imitation crab meat | 69 |
| #16 | imp unity ring | 237 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #7 | infernal fife | 1,918 |
| 🥈 | infernal insoles | 6,242 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #39 | inflatable duck | 119 |
| #82 | ingot of seal-iron | 4 |
| #7 | inkwell | 5,100 |
| #71 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #17 | insane tophat | 6 |
| #193 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 43 |
| #69 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 42 |
| #53 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 35 |
| #32 | interesting-looking twig | 319 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #20 | irate sombrero | 148 |
| #19 | ironic battle spoon | 35 |
| #13 | ironic jogging shorts | 48 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #24 | jabañero pepper | 383 |
| #50 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 223 |
| #129 | jack flapper | 7 |
| #89 | janglin' bones | 47 |
| #94 | jazz soap | 238 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #58 | jigsaw blade | 11 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #96 | joybuzzer | 232 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #38 | jug-o-magicalness | 143 |
| #136 | jumping bean burrito | 3 |
| #71 | jumping bean taco | 3 |
| #127 | juniper berries | 4 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #118 | ketchup | 3 |
| #71 | ketchup hound | 211 |
| #10 | kickback cookbook | 38 |
| #50 | killing jar | 25 |
| #74 | kneecapping stick | 235 |
| #18 | knob bugle | 139 |
| #20 | knob ka-bobs | 177 |
| #44 | kobold kibble | 89 |
| #35 | ladle of mystery | 5 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #93 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #231 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #254 | lavender striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #19 | lawn dart | 18 |
| #53 | lawnmower blade | 5 |
| #93 | lead necklace | 88 |
| #160 | leaflet | 9 |
| #12 | leather mask | 1,534 |
| #35 | leathery cat skin | 574 |
| #49 | leathery rat skin | 467 |
| #41 | left bracket | 6 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #50 | left parenthesis | 29 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #104 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 34 |
| #30 | lemon | 9,307 |
| #229 | lemon meringue pie | 4 |
| #46 | lemon popsicle | 5 |
| #32 | leotarrrd | 96 |
| #77 | less-than-three-shaped box | 4 |
| #71 | lesser grodulated violet | 228 |
| #30 | lihc eye | 1,233 |
| #72 | lihc eye pie | 71 |
| #21 | lihc face | 586 |
| #76 | limburger biker boots | 6 |
| #69 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 126 |
| #23 | line | 4,159 |
| #12 | linoleum crossbow | 35 |
| #22 | linoleum sword | 23 |
| #17 | linoleum sword hilt | 21 |
| #1206 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #33 | little parachute guy | 4 |
| #57 | live nautical mine | 5 |
| #95 | liver and let pie | 3 |
| #79 | liver popsicle | 3 |
| #111 | loadstone | 10 |
| #17 | lollipop stick | 2,749 |
| #14 | long pork | 819 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #67 | loose teeth | 1,657 |
| #115 | los chinos | 6 |
| #22 | lowercase a | 5 |
| #32 | lucky cat collar | 5 |
| #40 | lucky rabbit's foot | 91 |
| #123 | lump of Brituminous coal | 3 |
| #16 | lump of diamond | 370 |
| 🥇 | lunar isotope | 128,970 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #91 | magic lamp | 11 |
| #12 | magic whistle | 912 |
| #178 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 158 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #5 | magical mystery juice | 37,028 |
| #18 | magicalness-in-a-can | 405 |
| #72 | magicberry tablets | 84 |
| #25 | magilaser blastercannon | 390 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #36 | magnolia blossom | 13 |
| #31 | maiden wig | 223 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #103 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #39 | manly bloomers | 3 |
| #17 | many-eyed glasses | 103 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #253 | maple syrup | 21 |
| #348 | margarita | 3 |
| #60 | mariachi hat | 336 |
| #169 | mariachi pants | 145 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #21 | marshmallow | 17,696 |
| #433 | martini | 4 |
| #64 | marzipan skull | 561 |
| #62 | massive gemstone | 86 |
| #42 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 41 |
| #422 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #39 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 57 |
| #220 | mauve striped oyster egg | 15 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #47 | meat cowboy hat | 3 |
| #57 | meat engine | 51 |
| #120 | meat paste | 2,837 |
| #9 | meat st‰¿bing club | 874 |
| #72 | meat stack | 3,321 |
| #47 | meatloaf helmet | 3 |
| #39 | meatsmithing guide | 25 |
| #18 | megatofu | 564 |
| #199 | melted Jell-o shot | 13 |
| #5 | memory of a C | 577 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #57 | memory of a CG base pair | 2 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #5 | memory of a G | 529 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| 🥈 | memory of a T | 574 |
| 🥈 | memory of an A | 577 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #5 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2,622 |
| #103 | menorette | 3 |
| #63 | metallic A | 1,284 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #11 | milk of magnesium | 1,550 |
| #29 | mind flayer corpse | 1,126 |
| #13 | miner's helmet | 309 |
| #13 | miner's pants | 267 |
| #36 | mini-zeppelin | 3 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #63 | missing wine | 3 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #20 | moist sailor's cap | 12 |
| #37 | mole skin notebook | 5 |
| #32 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 347 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #355 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #512 | monomolecular yo-yo | 111 |
| #7 | monster pants | 67 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #79 | mood ring | 176 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #81 | moonberry wine cooler | 23 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #14 | mother's little helper | 2,557 |
| #16 | motivational poster | 116 |
| #29 | moxie magnet | 6 |
| #35 | moxie weed | 1,066 |
| #331 | mugcake | 7 |
| #507 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #44 | mummy wrapping | 941 |
| #246 | mushroom pizza | 4 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #62 | mysterious present | 10 |
| #358 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #48 | nail file | 21 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #72 | necklace chain | 79 |
| #8 | necrotizing body spray | 2,309 |
| #74 | neurostim pill | 17 |
| #7 | ninja hot pants | 1,476 |
| #18 | ninja mop | 216 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #28 | obsidian dagger | 152 |
| #28 | ocarina of space | 236 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #131 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #30 | office-supply crossbow | 10 |
| #20 | oil cap | 5 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #31 | oil pan | 3 |
| #52 | oil slacks | 2 |
| #37 | oily boid | 8 |
| #64 | old love note | 15 |
| #9 | old patched suit-pants | 2 |
| #60 | old school beer pull tab | 11 |
| #85 | old school calculator watch | 48 |
| #19 | old school flying disc | 19 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #405 | old sweatpants | 183 |
| #72 | olive | 460 |
| #50 | onion shurikens | 29 |
| #19 | open sauce | 465 |
| #26 | orange | 10,991 |
| #123 | orange candy heart | 458 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #61 | orange popsicle | 3 |
| #82 | orange snowcone | 320 |
| #6 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1,461 |
| #58 | orc wrist | 18 |
| #53 | orcish hand lotion | 76 |
| #58 | orcish nailing lube | 63 |
| #63 | orcish rubber | 60 |
| #51 | orcish stud-finder | 26 |
| #23 | original G | 11,935 |
| #22 | out-of-tune biwa | 32 |
| #29 | oven mitts | 44 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #13 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 4 |
| #156 | overcookie | 3 |
| #93 | overpriced "imported" beer | 3 |
| #27 | oversized pizza cutter | 437 |
| #82 | ovoid leather thing | 213 |
| #136 | oyster basket | 59 |
| #92 | oyster egg balloon | 3 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #25 | packet of orchid seeds | 7 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #71 | padded tortoise | 3 |
| #25 | pail | 410 |
| #14 | paint bomb | 215 |
| #103 | painted turtle | 3 |
| 🥉 | palm frond | 78,565 |
| #32 | palm-frond capris | 6 |
| #60 | palm-frond fan | 9 |
| #35 | palm-frond net | 5 |
| #50 | palm-frond whip | 4 |
| #6 | panhandle panhandling hat | 169 |
| #90 | pants kit | 9 |
| #799 | papaya | 5 |
| #350 | papaya sling | 3 |
| #353 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #111 | papaya taco | 19 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #5 | papier-mâché base | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché bowl | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché handle | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché plaque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #73 | paranormal ricotta | 7 |
| #145 | pasta spoon | 344 |
| #45 | pat-a-cake pendant | 29 |
| #37 | patchouli incense stick | 761 |
| #22 | patchouli oil bomb | 176 |
| #31 | peace-sign necklace | 53 |
| #20 | peach | 211 |
| #15 | peanut brittle shield | 175 |
| #175 | pear | 4 |
| #16 | pec oil | 351 |
| #12 | pencil kunai | 50 |
| #74 | penguin skin | 2,957 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #48 | percent sign | 16 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #146 | perpendicular guano | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #25 | personal massager | 1,206 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #15 | personalized coffee mug | 3,091 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #130 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 184 |
| #112 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 207 |
| #46 | petrified noodles | 7 |
| #28 | phat turquoise bead | 372 |
| #48 | phat turquoise bracelet | 30 |
| #25 | philosopher's scone | 438 |
| #213 | phonics down | 426 |
| #26 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,651 |
| #60 | physiostim pill | 40 |
| #103 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 89 |
| #105 | pie crust | 21 |
| #44 | piece of wedding cake | 292 |
| #398 | piercing post | 3 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #28 | pig-iron helm | 5 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #147 | pile of candy | 64 |
| #52 | pile of jumping beans | 79 |
| #42 | pimpin' meat hat | 2 |
| #16 | pin-stripe slacks | 29 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #27 | pink clay bead | 973 |
| #73 | pirate brochure | 4 |
| #108 | pirate cream pie | 15 |
| #51 | pirate pelvis | 84 |
| #38 | pirate tract | 13 |
| #16 | pitchfork | 555 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #115 | pixel cross | 7 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #22 | pixel power cell | 18 |
| #190 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #102 | plain old beer | 3 |
| #269 | plain pizza | 8 |
| #15 | plastic guitar | 378 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #24 | plot hole | 17,901 |
| #213 | plum | 3 |
| #142 | plum wine | 3 |
| #18 | plump juicy grub | 982 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #8 | plush hamsterpus | 5 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #27 | pocket theremin | 71 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| 🥉 | pointed stick | 609 |
| #12 | pointy mushroom | 312 |
| #171 | pointy red hat | 2 |
| #32 | pool cue | 291 |
| #55 | pool of liquid metal | 13 |
| #23 | pool torpedo | 307 |
| #71 | pork elf goodies sack | 103 |
| #322 | possessed top | 17 |
| #68 | post-holiday sale coupon | 5 |
| #17 | potion of potency | 91 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #208 | potted fern | 3 |
| #252 | poutine | 24 |
| #80 | powdered donut | 48 |
| #16 | powdered organs | 529 |
| #25 | powdered sealbone | 30 |
| #45 | powdered wig | 26 |
| #23 | pr0n legs | 2,035 |
| #128 | pr0n taco | 3 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #41 | pretty flower | 16,832 |
| #15 | probability potion | 11,110 |
| #14 | procrastination potion | 11,497 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #16 | prosthetic forehead | 75 |
| #157 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #68 | psychoanalytic jar | 9 |
| #96 | puce plastic oyster egg | 28 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #25 | purple clay bead | 215 |
| #24 | pygmy blowgun | 229 |
| #107 | pygmy dart | 8 |
| 🥉 | pygmy nose-bone | 830 |
| #116 | pygmy papers | 17 |
| #25 | pygmy pygment | 180 |
| 🥉 | pygmy spear | 317 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #14 | quake of arrows | 18 |
| #65 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 12 |
| #123 | radium-flavored potato chips | 540 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #28 | raisin | 41 |
| #7 | ram horns | 2,351 |
| #23 | ram stick | 606 |
| #64 | ram-battering staff | 3 |
| #9 | rat appendix | 5,114 |
| #28 | rat appendix kabob | 88 |
| #42 | rat head balloon | 3 |
| #51 | ratgut | 336 |
| 🥉 | rave whistle | 13,830 |
| #88 | ravioli hat | 632 |
| #36 | razor-sharp can lid | 871 |
| #1203 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #76 | really sticky spider web | 3 |
| #64 | really thick bandage | 7 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #4 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 4,255 |
| #5 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 32,451 |
| #6 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 4,996 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #54 | red class ring | 454 |
| #331 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #19 | red wagon | 28 |
| #6 | red-and-green sweater | 181 |
| #17 | redrum | 241 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #56 | reodorant | 251 |
| #5 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 3 |
| #72 | resolution: be feistier | 111 |
| #82 | resolution: be sexier | 40 |
| #82 | resolution: be smarter | 31 |
| #77 | resolution: be stronger | 40 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #57 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 10 |
| #88 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #17 | rice bowl | 183 |
| #37 | rickety old unicycle | 2 |
| #17 | ridiculously huge sword | 2,738 |
| #21 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 159 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #29 | right parenthesis | 8 |
| #41 | ring of adornment | 15 |
| #19 | ring of aggravate monster | 1,130 |
| #168 | ring of cold resistance | 3 |
| #45 | ring of fire resistance | 14 |
| #45 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 94 |
| #46 | ring of increase damage | 17 |
| #115 | ring setting | 3 |
| #6 | roasted marshmallow | 6,151 |
| #81 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 3 |
| #24 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 54 |
| #27 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 51 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
| #45 | robotronic egg | 422 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #18 | rocky raccoon | 12,901 |
| #20 | rolling pin | 11 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #25 | round blue bomb | 84 |
| #24 | royal jelly | 1,317 |
| #130 | royal jelly taco | 3 |
| #30 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 101 |
| #33 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 97 |
| #31 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 108 |
| #20 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 133 |
| #23 | rubber axe | 54 |
| #11 | rubber band gun | 29 |
| #184 | rubber emo roe | 162 |
| #29 | rubber gloves | 9 |
| #23 | ruby W | 2,487 |
| #439 | rum and cola | 3 |
| #18 | rum barrel charrrm | 125 |
| #29 | rusty bonesaw | 32 |
| #70 | rusty chain necklace | 45 |
| #41 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 204 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #25 | rusty metal ring | 30 |
| #28 | rusty metal shaft | 27 |
| #243 | s'more | 51 |
| #51 | sabre teeth | 701 |
| #81 | sack lunch | 558 |
| #18 | safarrri hat | 183 |
| #38 | sake bomb | 1,119 |
| #49 | salamander spleen | 431 |
| #157 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #278 | salty slug | 5 |
| #54 | sandwich of the gods | 28 |
| #99 | saucepan | 866 |
| #68 | sausage bomb | 40 |
| #308 | sausage pizza | 3 |
| #11 | savoy truffle | 11,567 |
| #84 | sawblade shield | 42 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #44 | scorpion whip | 60 |
| #84 | scrap of shadow | 4 |
| #23 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2,895 |
| #24 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2,763 |
| #18 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2,856 |
| #376 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 2 |
| #21 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 2,224 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #48 | screwing pooch | 25 |
| #74 | scroll of Puddingskin | 3 |
| #16 | scrumptious ice ant | 219 |
| #919 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #138 | scrunchie tourniquet | 10 |
| #116 | sea blueberry | 9 |
| #133 | sea broccoli | 5 |
| #158 | sea cauliflower | 3 |
| #47 | sea leather | 27 |
| #99 | sea persimmon | 11 |
| #105 | seal lube | 3 |
| #429 | seal tooth | 27 |
| #4 | seal-blubber candle | 2,703 |
| #81 | seal-clubbing club | 1,266 |
| #71 | seal-skull helmet | 503 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #7 | sealhide seal doll | 786 |
| #5 | sealhide snare | 563 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #34 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 150 |
| #80 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #130 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 23 |
| #31 | security flashlight | 131 |
| #55 | seegar butt | 8 |
| #29 | serpentine sword | 66 |
| #59 | severed flipper | 4 |
| 🥇 | sewer nuggets | 5,626 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #32 | shard of double-ice | 2,462 |
| #70 | shark tooth | 4 |
| #6 | sharpened hubcap | 31 |
| #113 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #24 | shingle | 504 |
| #17 | shining halo | 19 |
| #7 | shiny hood ornament | 412 |
| #48 | shiny ring | 348 |
| #112 | shiny stones | 108 |
| #36 | shiny tribal beads | 101 |
| #77 | shirt kit | 5 |
| #11 | shock belt | 22 |
| #27 | shock collar | 23 |
| #131 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 4 |
| #209 | shot of flower schnapps | 3 |
| #125 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 45 |
| #64 | shot of orange schnapps | 109 |
| #118 | shot of peach schnapps | 3 |
| #101 | shot of pear schnapps | 3 |
| #123 | shot of tomato schnapps | 58 |
| #228 | shredded hellseal hide | 25 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #42 | silver cheese-slicer | 5 |
| #291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
| #70 | silver tongue charrrm | 186 |
| #47 | sinewy crossbow string | 5 |
| 🥉 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 800 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #6 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 3,195 |
| #81 | sizzling seal fat | 5 |
| #5 | sk8board | 2,152 |
| #45 | skate skates | 4 |
| #56 | skate skin | 25 |
| #79 | skelelton spine | 107 |
| #133 | skeletal banana | 7 |
| #36 | skeleton bone | 2,942 |
| #38 | skeleton key | 525 |
| #27 | skeleton skis | 5 |
| #31 | skewer | 381 |
| #79 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 17 |
| #11 | skewered cat appendix | 167 |
| #111 | skirt / kilt kit | 4 |
| #48 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #7 | sleaze nuggets | 1,245 |
| 🥉 | sleaze powder | 4,547 |
| #19 | sleaze wad | 1,455 |
| #27 | sleep mask | 6 |
| #67 | slice of pizza | 116 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #6 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3,717 |
| #5 | slimy sweetbreads | 7,022 |
| #28 | slingshot | 152 |
| #20 | slow jam collection | 115 |
| #94 | slug of rum | 12 |
| #84 | slug of shochu | 13 |
| #27 | smart skull | 1,339 |
| #29 | smoking talon | 2 |
| #49 | smoky potion | 395 |
| #89 | smut orc sunglasses | 18 |
| #198 | snake | 55 |
| #23 | snake shield | 57 |
| #35 | snapdragon pistil | 39 |
| #29 | snarling wolf shield | 78 |
| #17 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 6,079 |
| #33 | snorkel | 730 |
| #8 | snowboarder pants | 1,457 |
| #148 | soap knife | 2 |
| #45 | soda water | 374 |
| #53 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 3,065 |
| #100 | soggy seed packet | 18 |
| #14 | solid asbestos box | 3 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #78 | solid gold bowling ball | 196 |
| #140 | solid gold pegleg | 41 |
| #11 | solid linoleum box | 3 |
| #95 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 226 |
| #5 | sorority girl's box | 12 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #63 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 11 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #30 | spade necklace | 113 |
| #62 | spaghetti breakfast | 85 |
| #4 | spaghetti cult mask | 574 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti cult rosary | 659 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #4 | spangly mariachi pants | 173 |
| #19 | spangly mariachi vest | 29 |
| #8 | spangly sombrero | 116 |
| #55 | spangly unitard | 5 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 15 |
| #70 | sparkler | 192 |
| #15 | special sauce glove | 15 |
| #156 | spectre scepter | 167 |
| #225 | spiced rum | 3 |
| 🥈 | spices | 151,043 |
| #86 | spider web | 696 |
| #16 | spiked femur | 444 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #59 | sponge cake | 14 |
| #44 | spooky bicycle chain | 46 |
| #44 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 40 |
| #72 | spooky lipstick | 41 |
| #952 | spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #7 | spooky nuggets | 1,816 |
| #8 | spooky powder | 1,226 |
| #30 | spooky shroomkabob | 45 |
| #50 | spooky shrunken head | 365 |
| #42 | spooky staff | 18 |
| #28 | spooky stick | 724 |
| #40 | spork | 146 |
| #46 | spray paint | 439 |
| #64 | spring | 582 |
| #60 | sprocket | 587 |
| #51 | sprocket assembly | 8 |
| #66 | squashed frog | 471 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #17 | stained mattress | 49 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #504 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #107 | stale baguette | 29 |
| #504 | stalk of asparagus | 9 |
| #25 | star | 3,985 |
| #46 | star boomerang | 4 |
| #34 | star chart | 899 |
| #4 | star crossbow | 299 |
| #42 | star staff | 14 |
| #78 | steamy ruby | 23 |
| #11 | stench nuggets | 1,820 |
| #11 | stench powder | 831 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #14 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 2,862 |
| #21 | sticky gloves | 25 |
| #43 | sticky meat pants | 3 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #158 | stolen accordion | 496 |
| #96 | stolen necklace | 3 |
| #11 | stolen office supplies | 1,928 |
| #134 | stolen sushi | 24 |
| #33 | stone frisbee | 480 |
| #41 | stone of eXtreme power | 344 |
| #59 | strawberry | 714 |
| #411 | strawberry daiquiri | 5 |
| #221 | strawberry pie | 3 |
| #51 | strawberry popsicle | 3 |
| #327 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #298 | stringy sinew | 35 |
| #21 | strongness elixir | 495 |
| #65 | studded leather boxer shorts | 16 |
| #31 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 578 |
| #41 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 470 |
| #17 | stuffed Hodgman | 13 |
| #36 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 489 |
| #37 | stuffed Meat | 601 |
| #60 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #48 | stuffed angry cow | 510 |
| #47 | stuffed astral badger | 506 |
| #44 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 641 |
| #8 | stuffed bandersnatch | 100 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #7 | stuffed carpenter | 102 |
| #5 | stuffed caterpillar | 100 |
| #55 | stuffed cocoabo | 468 |
| #113 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 74 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #10 | stuffed dodo | 100 |
| #36 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 651 |
| #46 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 593 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #46 | stuffed hand turkey | 476 |
| #15 | stuffed key | 1,078 |
| #190 | stuffed martini | 52 |
| #37 | stuffed mind flayer | 641 |
| #41 | stuffed mink | 534 |
| #28 | stuffed monocle | 666 |
| #143 | stuffed ninja snowman | 52 |
| #6 | stuffed pocketwatch | 100 |
| #5 | stuffed porpoise | 100 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed scary death orb | 589 |
| #44 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 393 |
| #40 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 644 |
| #53 | stuffed snowy owl | 473 |
| #41 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 580 |
| #90 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 86 |
| #99 | stuffed stab bat | 3 |
| #46 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 476 |
| #33 | stuffed teddy butler | 556 |
| #37 | stuffed tin of caviar | 580 |
| #12 | stuffed treasure chest | 1,054 |
| #38 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 585 |
| #6 | stuffed walrus | 100 |
| #62 | stuffed yeti | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #286 | stuffed zmobie | 4 |
| #132 | stunt nuts | 44 |
| #29 | sturdy cane | 146 |
| #48 | sturdy sword hilt | 5 |
| #35 | stylish swimsuit | 258 |
| #45 | styrofoam ore | 140 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #50 | sucker kabuto | 3 |
| #53 | sucker tachi | 3 |
| #21 | sucky decal | 52 |
| #22 | suede shortsword | 28 |
| #10 | sugar banana | 568 |
| #20 | sugar chapeau | 51 |
| #70 | sugar shank | 2 |
| #118 | sugar shard | 56 |
| #292 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #51 | sugar shield | 34 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #73 | sugar shirt | 3 |
| #44 | sugar shorts | 19 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #74 | sunken chest | 285 |
| #46 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 370 |
| #50 | super-spiky hair gel | 2,693 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #50 | superamplified boom box | 46 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #19 | suspicious-looking fedora | 4 |
| #65 | swamp lolly | 5 |
| #18 | swashbuckling pants | 324 |
| #45 | sweet ninja sword | 162 |
| #71 | sweet rims | 4 |
| #64 | sword hilt | 8 |
| #6 | synthetic dog hair pill | 249 |
| #52 | taco shell | 515 |
| #57 | tail o' nine cats | 2 |
| #49 | tainted seal's blood | 9 |
| #84 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 115 |
| #135 | tambourine | 5 |
| #69 | tambourine bells | 136 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #9 | tangerine | 2,439 |
| #25 | tap shoes | 184 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #5 | tarrrnish charrrm | 272 |
| #56 | tasket | 13 |
| #42 | tassel | 60 |
| #188 | tawdry amethyst | 5 |
| #147 | temporary tribal tattoo | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #19 | tenderizing hammer | 121 |
| #22 | tequila grenade | 520 |
| #38 | terrible poem | 42 |
| #87 | that gum you like | 23 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #23 | thin black candle | 25,778 |
| #21 | third-hand nunchaku | 42 |
| #58 | thought balloon | 3 |
| #204 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #15 | tin magnolia | 1,404 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #67 | tiny black hole | 3 |
| #31 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1,125 |
| #152 | tiny canopic jar | 3 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny house | 6,812 |
| #37 | tiny ninja sword | 29 |
| #19 | tiny shaker of salt | 93 |
| #15 | tip jar | 150 |
| #58 | tires | 244 |
| #120 | tisket | 4 |
| #30 | titanium assault umbrella | 528 |
| #108 | toast | 20,720 |
| #22 | tofu casserole | 101 |
| #127 | tomato | 585 |
| #333 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #186 | top | 22 |
| #236 | torn hellseal sinew | 25 |
| #69 | towel | 124 |
| #59 | troll britches | 7 |
| #10 | trousers of the white knight | 7 |
| #36 | troutpiece | 6 |
| #18 | true grit | 169 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #4 | tube of dread wax | 1,689 |
| #19 | tube of herbal ointment | 41 |
| #150 | tulip | 5 |
| #31 | turtle pheromones | 303 |
| #134 | turtle totem | 528 |
| #134 | turtle wax | 4 |
| #43 | turtle wax shield | 3 |
| #239 | turtlemail bits | 4 |
| #36 | turtlemail breeches | 3 |
| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #19 | twinkly nuggets | 6,828 |
| #12 | twinkly powder | 7,517 |
| #4 | twinkly wad | 892,011 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #23 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 87 |
| #78 | una poca de gracia | 15 |
| #18 | uncooked chorizo | 488 |
| #78 | underwater slingshot | 7 |
| #150 | unearthly onyx | 8 |
| #46 | unidentified jerky | 1,230 |
| #11 | union scalemail pants | 33 |
| #29 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1,033 |
| #47 | unrolling pin | 3 |
| #76 | unstable quark | 14 |
| #256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #113 | unusual disco ball | 14 |
| #221 | urinal cake | 19 |
| #183 | useless powder | 1,053 |
| #78 | valuable trinket | 1,390 |
| #9 | vampire collar | 607 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #104 | vampire pearl | 7 |
| #96 | velcro ore | 4 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #44 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 3 |
| #54 | vial of The Glistening | 18 |
| #34 | vial of holy water | 123 |
| #35 | vial of patchouli oil | 67 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #321 | vodka martini | 3 |
| #69 | volleyball | 5 |
| #14 | vorpal blade | 2,901 |
| #65 | wad of dough | 1,847 |
| #74 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #24 | walrus-tusk earring | 77 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear officer requisition box | 192 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear requisition box | 954 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #413 | warm mushroom | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | water pipe bomb | 4,028 |
| #13 | water purification pills | 1,859 |
| #17 | water wings | 173 |
| #39 | water-polo cap | 8 |
| #61 | water-polo mitt | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #4 | weedy skirt | 4 |
| #25 | weighted paperclip chain | 10 |
| #31 | whalebone corset | 74 |
| #84 | whip kit | 8 |
| #444 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #222 | whiskey and soda | 4 |
| #318 | whiskey sour | 6 |
| #13 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #20 | white belt | 4 |
| #118 | white candy heart | 383 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #95 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 30 |
| #92 | white chocolate chip cookies | 74 |
| #659 | white chocolate chips | 6 |
| #50 | white class ring | 287 |
| #22 | white collar | 144 |
| #37 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 35 |
| #871 | white lightning | 3 |
| #64 | white picket fence | 47 |
| #169 | white satin pants | 29 |
| #20 | white satin shield | 157 |
| #37 | white snake skin | 464 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #56 | wholeberd | 2 |
| #142 | whoopie cushion | 184 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #97 | wind-up chattering teeth | 242 |
| #81 | windchimes | 189 |
| #321 | wine spritzer | 2 |
| #79 | wine-soaked bone chips | 12 |
| #104 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 541 |
| #22 | witty rapier | 687 |
| #6 | wolf mask | 27,739 |
| #59 | wood screw | 9 |
| #188 | wooden axe | 4 |
| #24 | wooden figurine | 175 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #36 | world's smallest violin | 56 |
| #37 | worn tophat | 138 |
| #40 | worthless gewgaw | 740 |
| #43 | worthless knick-knack | 758 |
| #68 | worthless trinket | 328 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #70 | wrench bracelet | 50 |
| #16 | wristwatch of the white knight | 6 |
| #32 | wumpus hair | 54 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #10 | wussiness potion | 5,485 |
| #80 | x-ray specs | 249 |
| #47 | yak skin | 79 |
| #43 | yakskin buckler | 3 |
| #34 | ye olde golde frontes | 7 |
| #26 | yellow candy heart | 3,714 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #55 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 72 |
| #27 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 68 |
| #105 | yellow snowcone | 238 |
| #12 | yellow striped oyster egg | 138 |
| #43 | yeti fur | 9,506 |
| #27 | your own black heart | 208 |
| #4 | yummy death watch beetle | 1,668 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |