Museum :: Farflier

Farflier

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	"DRINK ME" potion	4,508
#50	1-ball	194
#9	1/6th Pound Cake	53
#30	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	803
#240	2-ball	24
#96	3-ball	92
#17	33398 scroll	2,464
#91	4-ball	94
#10	4-dimensional guitar	524
#94	6-ball	88
#16	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	390
#98	7-ball	89
#132	8-ball	326
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	2
🥉	A. W. O. L. commendation	1,688
#58	ASCII fu manchu	8
#18	ASCII shirt	173
🥇	Admiral's hat	4
#225	Alewife™ Ale	3
#190	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#92	Amulet of Yendor	216
#270	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#121	Angelhair Culottes	8
#25	Angry Farmer candy	9,141
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#17	Asleep in the Cemetery	43
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#11	BRICKO brick	103,171
#18	BRICKO eye brick	5,073
#46	BURT	557
#124	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	8
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#12	Barney's rake	17
#31	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	12
#480	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	24
#292	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#137	Bash-Ōs boxtop	8
#43	Bash-Ōs cereal	21
#62	Battlie Light Saver	29
#75	Belt of Howling Anger	7
#35	Ben-Gal™ Balm	539
#59	Better Than Cuddling Cake	53
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#332	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#144	BitterSweetTarts	8
#22	Black Body™ spray	37
#41	Black No. 2	494
#530	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#204	Blatantly Canadian	15
#40	Bling of the New Wave	15
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#6	Bohemian rhapsody	905
#37	Bonerdagon necklace	135
#77	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#19	Boss Bat bling	112
#647	Boss Bat britches	23
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#9	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4,907
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#7	CRIMBCO lanyard	151
#129	CRIMBCO mug	116
#46	CRIMBCO wine	116
#8	CSA bravery badge	2,169
#181	CSA fire-starting kit	96
#10	CSA obedience grenade	2,232
#12	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	28
#90	Cherry Cloaca Cola	25
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#12	Chester's cutoffs	5
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#11	Chester's sunglasses	3
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#118	Claw of the Infernal Seal	8
#85	Claybender glasses	8
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1268	Cloaca grenade	5
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#456	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8
#61	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	39
#186	Cloaca-Cola helmet	12
#302	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	9
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#96	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#73	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	20
#22	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	11
#60	Codpiece of the Goblin King	65
#24	Coily™	3
#256	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#13	Cold Hots candy	64,934
#47	Cold One	85
#11	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	537
#28	Comet Pop	53
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#122	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	21
#12	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	583
#78	Cosmic Calorie	723
#29	Covers-Your-Head	1
#7	Crepes a la Lune	53
#9	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	187
#14	Crimbo candied pecan	2,741
#14	Crimbo fudge	2,699
#12	Crimbo peppermint bark	2,801
#1227	Crimbuck	378
#106	Crown of the Goblin King	162
#12	DNOTC Box	11
#7	Daffy Taffy	77,829
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#14	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	132
#75	Diet Cloaca Cola	23
#88	Disco 'Fro Pick	16
#52	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	7
#60	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	118
#75	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	233
#145	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	4
#100	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	19
#342	Dolphin King's crown	13
#8	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5,008
#74	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	43
#46	Dramatic™ range	37
🥈	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	4
#30	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	323
🥈	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	9
🥉	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	89
🥇	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	13
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#87	Drowsy Sword	167
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#29	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#5	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	2
#77	Duskwalker fangs	7
#63	Duskwalker syringe	19
#1133	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#73	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,160
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#76	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	24
#82	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	23
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#82	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	22
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#20	Effermint™ tablets	378
#174	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#7	El Vibrato drone	20
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	60
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#198	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#6	Ellsbury's journal	4
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
🥈	FDKOL commendation	52,851
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#48	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	7
#98	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	146
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#9	Flan in the Moon	53
#113	Flaskfull of Hollow	3
#9	Freddy Kruegerand	3,286
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#4	Frosty's iceball	2
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#100	Galapagosian Cuisses	9
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#123	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#10	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	27
#83	Gearhead Goo	7
#61	Genalen™ Bottle	89
#14	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	543
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#17	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	76
#182	Gnollish casserole dish	4
#25	Gnollish flyswatter	272
#17	Gnollish pie server	205
#30	Gnollish pie tin	1,263
#26	Gnollish plunger	248
#17	Gnollish slotted spoon	169
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#887	Goodfella contract	3
#116	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#29	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#6	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#42	Greaves of the Murk Lord	11
#510	Green Clover of Justice	4
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#8	HOA zombie eyes	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#84	Hatorade	4
#225	Heimandatz's heart	7
#35	Helm of the Scream Emperor	11
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#20	Hodgman's bow tie	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#25	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	3
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#8	Hodgman's varcolac paw	4
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#56	Hollandaise helmet	361
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#15	Humpty Dumplings	4
#118	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	31
#22	Imp Ale	13,848
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#99	Instant Karma	117
#174	Iron Beta of Industry	58
#11	Jack-in-the-box	190
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#68	Jocko Homo's head	15
#348	Jolly Roger charrrm	10
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#63	Kevlar balloon	3
#110	Knob Goblin Mutagen	12
#35	Knob Goblin Uberpants	20
#32	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	45
#30	Knob Goblin elite helm	231
#36	Knob Goblin elite pants	174
#29	Knob Goblin elite polearm	247
#53	Knob Goblin elite shirt	140
#51	Knob Goblin eyedrops	33
#20	Knob Goblin harem pants	357
#42	Knob Goblin harem veil	138
#124	Knob Goblin learning pill	4
#58	Knob Goblin love potion	430
#35	Knob Goblin melon baller	160
#13	Knob Goblin nasal spray	829
#29	Knob Goblin pants	663
#39	Knob Goblin perfume	86
#10	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	896
#27	Knob Goblin scimitar	647
#134	Knob Goblin seltzer	191
#97	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	3
#130	Knob Goblin spatula	173
#21	Knob Goblin steroids	1,080
#118	Knob Goblin stink bomb	3
#39	Knob Goblin superseltzer	312
#36	Knob Goblin tongs	704
#53	Knob Goblin visor	561
#65	Knob mushroom	304
#52	Knob nuts	29
#71	Knob shroomkabob	3
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#16	Knoll shroomkabob	151
#116	Krakrox's Loincloth	8
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#123	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	11
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#122	Lederhosen of the Night	11
#23	Lobster qua Grill	15
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#120	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	167
#8	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5,045
#16	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2,893
#259	M-242	47
🥉	MSG	3,580
#800	Mad Train wine	60
#76	Mae West with a fly in it	5
🥉	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4,900
#21	Mark of the Skeleton	11
#31	Mark of the Vampire	9
#247	Marquis de Poivre soda	21
#4	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5,557
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#12	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#85	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	42
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#44	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	210
#46	Meleegra™ pills	299
#8	Mer-kin breastplate	41
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#10	Mer-kin fastjuice	147
#13	Mer-kin foodbucket	490
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#13	Mer-kin hookspear	113
#71	Mer-kin knucklebone	2
#9	Mer-kin roundshield	48
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#6	Mer-kin sneakmask	76
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#7	Mer-kin takebag	141
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#9	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	12,360
#415	Microplushie: Bropane	23
#371	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#417	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	10
#362	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#328	Microplushie: Gothochondria	25
#279	Microplushie: Hippylase	49
#435	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#406	Microplushie: Hobomosome	13
#264	Microplushie: Otakulone	57
#287	Microplushie: Raverdrine	27
#355	Microplushie: Sororitrate	26
#27	Milk Studs	438
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#108	Missing Eye Simulation Device	3
#248	Misty Cape	5
#132	Misty Cloak	13
#141	Misty Robe	16
#9	Mohawk wig	3,513
#52	Monstar energy beverage	277
🥇	Moon Pie	487
#5	Moonthril Schnapps	51
#23	Mountain Stream soda	6,413
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#109	Mr. Haggis	28
#9	Mr. Mediocrebar	76,668
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#91	Mylar balloon	3
#83	ND	3
#9	Necrotelicomnicon	270
#53	Newbiesport™ tent	212
#124	Newman's Own Trousers	8
#116	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	57
#7	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	778
#8	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	867
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	768
#32	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	50
#33	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	39
#35	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	40
#466	Now and Earlier	5
#24	Nuclear Blastball	172
#15	O'RLY manual	354
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#17	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	3
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#15	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	4
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#665	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#32	Orcish baseball cap	197
#18	Orcish cargo shorts	264
#45	Orcish frat-paddle	173
#35	Orcish meat locker	24
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#50	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#13	Oscus's flypaper pants	3
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#46	P.B.L.T.	283
#4	PB&BP	73
#35	PEEZ dispenser	451
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#52	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	28
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#120	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	13
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#148	Pink Heart of Spirit	7
#41	Pokëmann band-aid	76
#52	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	17
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	7
#133	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
#66	Polysniff Perfume	18
#15	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	610
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#22	Putrid Pendant	2
#149	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	9
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#72	Rad Lib	6
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#60	Ram's Face Lager	1,538
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#10	Red Rover BB gun	190
#22	Regular Cloaca Cola	166
#69	Rock Pops	799
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#139	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#10	Saison du Lune	53
#282	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#13	Senior Mints	68,563
#122	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#35	Shivering Chèvre	197
#42	Sinful Desires	21
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#104	Space Tourist Phaser	6
#83	Space Tours Tripple	21
🥉	Space Trip safety headphones	2
#7	Spaghetti with Moonballs	53
#40	Spam Witch sammich	1,533
#17	Squat-Thrust Magazine	173
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
🥇	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#48	Stone Golem pebbles	56
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#105	Supernova Champagne	95
#32	Swabbie™ swab	168
#88	Sword of Dark Omens	5
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#77	T.U.R.D.S. Key	15
#12	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1,990
#73	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	269
#69	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	280
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#99	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	993
#121	Tears of the Quiet Healer	26
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#16	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	234
#5	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	2
#16	The Legendary Beat	3
#121	The Mariachi's guitar case	12
#9	The Necbromancer's Hat	2
#8	The Necbromancer's Shorts	2
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#4	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	5
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#104	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	33
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1005	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#472	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	9
#9	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	29
#17	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	30
#42	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	7
#19	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	37
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#50	Tiger-lily's milk	88
#13	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1,182
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#55	Trollhouse cookies	1,228
#17	Tuesday's ruby	837
#28	Typical Tavern swill	566
#83	UV monocular	2
#5	Uncle Hobo's belt	3
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#8	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	2
🥉	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	5
#7	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	3
#5	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	4
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#14	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#26	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#299	Valentine	107
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#38	Vial of jus de larmes	6
#42	Volartta's bellbottoms	15
#126	WA	4
#18	Wand of Nagamar	210
#6	Wand of Oscus	9
#7	Warms-Your-Tush	2
#22	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	576
#79	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	8
#56	White Citadel burger	92
#320	White Citadel fries	3
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#61	Whoompa Fur Pants	11
#14	Wint-O-Fresh mint	75,312
#8	Wrecked Generator	142
#165	Yakisoba's hat	8
#94	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	21
#92	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	21
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#366	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#39	Yummy Tummy bean	6,602
#37	Ze™ goggles	232
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#9	Zombo's grievous greaves	5
#29	Zombo's shield	3
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
🥉	abominable blubber	3,780
#719	abominable snowcone	10
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#329	accidental cider	3
#30	acid-squirting flower	254
#10	acoustic guitarrr	1,164
#91	actual reality goggles	31
#37	adder bladder	736
#321	adorable seal larva	8
#36	aerated diving helmet	13
#87	airblaster gun	36
#18	all-purpose cleaner	522
#68	all-purpose flower	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#23	amber aviator shades	15
#34	amulet of extreme plot significance	877
#63	ancient Magi-Wipes	324
#456	ancient frozen dinner	3
#26	ancient ice cream scoop	80
#17	ancient poisoned dart	246
#18	ancient protein powder	730
#16	ancient spice	452
#16	ancient stone fist	124
#22	ancient stone head	45
#25	angel-food cake	3
#11	anger blaster	3
#262	anniversary balloon	4
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#122	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
#6	slimy fermented bile bladder	3,717
#5	slimy sweetbreads	7,022
#28	slingshot	152
#20	slow jam collection	115
#94	slug of rum	12
#84	slug of shochu	13
#27	smart skull	1,339
#29	smoking talon	2
#49	smoky potion	395
#89	smut orc sunglasses	18
#197	snake	55
#23	snake shield	57
#35	snapdragon pistil	39
#29	snarling wolf shield	78
#17	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	6,079
#33	snorkel	730
#8	snowboarder pants	1,457
#149	soap knife	2
#45	soda water	374
#53	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	3,065
#100	soggy seed packet	18
#14	solid asbestos box	3
#23	solid chrome box	1
#79	solid gold bowling ball	196
#140	solid gold pegleg	41
#11	solid linoleum box	3
#95	sonar-in-a-biscuit	226
#5	sorority girl's box	12
🥈	soul monocle	1
#63	souvenir ski t-shirt	11
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#30	spade necklace	113
#63	spaghetti breakfast	85
#4	spaghetti cult mask	574
🥈	spaghetti cult rosary	659
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#4	spangly mariachi pants	173
#19	spangly mariachi vest	29
#8	spangly sombrero	116
#56	spangly unitard	5
#417	spark plug earring	2
🥉	sparking El Vibrato drone	15
#70	sparkler	192
#15	special sauce glove	15
#160	spectre scepter	167
#225	spiced rum	3
🥈	spices	151,043
#86	spider web	696
#16	spiked femur	444
🥈	spirit bell	1
#63	sponge cake	14
#44	spooky bicycle chain	46
#44	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	40
#72	spooky lipstick	41
#951	spooky mushroom	25
#7	spooky nuggets	1,816
#9	spooky powder	1,226
#30	spooky shroomkabob	45
#50	spooky shrunken head	365
#41	spooky staff	18
#28	spooky stick	724
#40	spork	146
#46	spray paint	439
#64	spring	582
#61	sprocket	587
#50	sprocket assembly	8
#66	squashed frog	471
#38	squirming Slime larva	1
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
#17	stained mattress	49
#799	stainless steel scarf	4
#1714	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#1225	stainless steel skullcap	3
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#774	stainless steel solitaire	4
#508	stainless steel suspenders	8
#106	stale baguette	29
#504	stalk of asparagus	9
#25	star	3,985
#46	star boomerang	4
#34	star chart	899
#4	star crossbow	299
#42	star staff	14
#78	steamy ruby	23
#12	stench nuggets	1,820
#11	stench powder	831
#443	stick of "gum"	4
#14	stick-on eyebrow piercing	2,862
#21	sticky gloves	25
#44	sticky meat pants	3
#62	sticky meat skirt	1
#158	stolen accordion	496
#96	stolen necklace	3
#11	stolen office supplies	1,928
#136	stolen sushi	24
#33	stone frisbee	480
#41	stone of eXtreme power	344
#59	strawberry	714
#412	strawberry daiquiri	5
#220	strawberry pie	3
#51	strawberry popsicle	3
#327	strawberry wine	3
#236	stray chihuahua	11
#7	streetfighting champion's belt	1
#299	stringy sinew	35
#21	strongness elixir	495
#65	studded leather boxer shorts	16
#31	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	578
#41	stuffed Cheshire bitten	470
#17	stuffed Hodgman	13
#36	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	489
#38	stuffed Meat	601
#60	stuffed Mob Penguin	4
#49	stuffed angry cow	510
#47	stuffed astral badger	506
#44	stuffed baby gravy fairy	641
#8	stuffed bandersnatch	100
#731	stuffed can of asparagus	3
#7	stuffed carpenter	102
#5	stuffed caterpillar	100
#55	stuffed cocoabo	468
#112	stuffed crazy bastard sword	74
#720	stuffed dodecapede	3
#10	stuffed dodo	100
#36	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	651
#46	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	593
#376	stuffed ghuol whelp	3
#46	stuffed hand turkey	476
#15	stuffed key	1,078
#189	stuffed martini	52
#37	stuffed mind flayer	641
#41	stuffed mink	534
#28	stuffed monocle	666
#143	stuffed ninja snowman	52
#6	stuffed pocketwatch	100
#5	stuffed porpoise	100
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#42	stuffed scary death orb	589
#44	stuffed shoulder parrot	393
#40	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	644
#53	stuffed snowy owl	473
#41	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	580
#90	stuffed spooky mushroom	86
#99	stuffed stab bat	3
#46	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	476
#33	stuffed teddy butler	556
#38	stuffed tin of caviar	580
#13	stuffed treasure chest	1,054
#38	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	585
#6	stuffed walrus	100
#62	stuffed yeti	3
#555	stuffed yo-yo	1
#286	stuffed zmobie	4
#131	stunt nuts	44
#29	sturdy cane	146
#48	sturdy sword hilt	5
#35	stylish swimsuit	258
#45	styrofoam ore	140
#53	sucker bucket	3
#54	sucker hakama	3
#50	sucker kabuto	3
#53	sucker tachi	3
#21	sucky decal	52
#22	suede shortsword	28
#10	sugar banana	568
#20	sugar chapeau	51
#70	sugar shank	2
#118	sugar shard	56
#293	sugar sheet	3
#51	sugar shield	34
#80	sugar shillelagh	1
#73	sugar shirt	3
#44	sugar shorts	19
#105	sugar shotgun	1
#74	sunken chest	285
#46	suntan lotion of moxiousness	370
#50	super-spiky hair gel	2,693
#10	super-sweet boom box	1
#50	superamplified boom box	46
#37	superduperball	1
#73	surgical tape	1
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#19	suspicious-looking fedora	4
#65	swamp lolly	5
#19	swashbuckling pants	324
#45	sweet ninja sword	162
#71	sweet rims	4
#64	sword hilt	8
#6	synthetic dog hair pill	249
#53	taco shell	515
#57	tail o' nine cats	2
#50	tainted seal's blood	9
#84	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	115
#135	tambourine	5
#69	tambourine bells	136
#134	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#9	tangerine	2,439
#25	tap shoes	184
#29	tapped black lotus	1
#5	tarrrnish charrrm	272
#56	tasket	13
#42	tassel	60
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#146	temporary tribal tattoo	1
#40	tempura air	1
#19	tenderizing hammer	121
#22	tequila grenade	520
#38	terrible poem	42
#86	that gum you like	23
#58	the finger	1
#23	thin black candle	25,778
#20	third-hand nunchaku	42
#58	thought balloon	3
#203	three-tiered wedding cake	3
#15	tin magnolia	1,404
#6	tin rations	3
#68	tiny black hole	3
#31	tiny bottle of absinthe	1,125
#152	tiny canopic jar	3
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#49	tiny house	6,812
#37	tiny ninja sword	29
#19	tiny shaker of salt	93
#15	tip jar	150
#58	tires	244
#120	tisket	4
#31	titanium assault umbrella	528
#108	toast	20,720
#22	tofu casserole	101
#127	tomato	585
#333	tomato daiquiri	4
#187	top	22
#238	torn hellseal sinew	25
#69	towel	124
#59	troll britches	7
#10	trousers of the white knight	7
#36	troutpiece	6
#18	true grit	169
#8	trusty torch	1
#4	tube of dread wax	1,689
#19	tube of herbal ointment	41
#150	tulip	5
#31	turtle pheromones	303
#134	turtle totem	528
#133	turtle wax	4
#42	turtle wax shield	3
#241	turtlemail bits	4
#36	turtlemail breeches	3
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#66	turtling rod	2
#19	twinkly nuggets	6,828
#12	twinkly powder	7,517
#4	twinkly wad	892,011
#39	twitching trigger finger	2
#23	ultimate ultimate frisbee	87
#78	una poca de gracia	15
#19	uncooked chorizo	488
#77	underwater slingshot	7
#150	unearthly onyx	8
#47	unidentified jerky	1,230
#11	union scalemail pants	33
#29	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1,033
#47	unrolling pin	3
#76	unstable quark	14
#258	untamable turtle	8
#114	unusual disco ball	14
#221	urinal cake	19
#183	useless powder	1,053
#78	valuable trinket	1,390
#9	vampire collar	607
#245	vampire glitter	1
#104	vampire pearl	7
#95	velcro ore	4
#51	very large caltrop	1
#44	vial of Gnomochloric acid	3
#55	vial of The Glistening	18
#34	vial of holy water	123
#35	vial of patchouli oil	67
#8	villainous scythe	1
#638	vodka and cranberry	1
#321	vodka martini	3
#69	volleyball	5
#14	vorpal blade	2,901
#65	wad of dough	1,847
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#24	walrus-tusk earring	77
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥉	warbear officer requisition box	192
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
🥉	warbear requisition box	954
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#413	warm mushroom	3
🥈	washboard shield	1
#26	water pipe bomb	4,028
#13	water purification pills	1,859
#17	water wings	173
#39	water-polo cap	8
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#4	weedy skirt	4
#25	weighted paperclip chain	10
#32	whalebone corset	74
#84	whip kit	8
#443	whiskey and cola	3
#222	whiskey and soda	4
#319	whiskey sour	6
#13	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#538	white balloon	3
#20	white belt	4
#118	white candy heart	383
#276	white candygram	1
#96	white chocolate and tomato pizza	30
#91	white chocolate chip cookies	74
#660	white chocolate chips	6
#50	white class ring	287
#23	white collar	144
#37	white hat hacker T-shirt	35
#873	white lightning	3
#64	white picket fence	47
#170	white satin pants	29
#20	white satin shield	157
#37	white snake skin	464
#5	white-label gin	3
#57	wholeberd	2
#142	whoopie cushion	184
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#97	wind-up chattering teeth	242
#81	windchimes	189
#321	wine spritzer	2
#79	wine-soaked bone chips	12
#103	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	541
#22	witty rapier	687
#6	wolf mask	27,739
#59	wood screw	9
#188	wooden axe	4
#23	wooden figurine	175
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#36	world's smallest violin	56
#38	worn tophat	138
#40	worthless gewgaw	740
#43	worthless knick-knack	758
#69	worthless trinket	328
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#69	wrench bracelet	50
#16	wristwatch of the white knight	6
#32	wumpus hair	54
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#10	wussiness potion	5,485
#80	x-ray specs	249
#47	yak skin	79
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#34	ye olde golde frontes	7
#26	yellow candy heart	3,714
#399	yellow candygram	1
#55	yellow plastic oyster egg	72
#27	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	68
#106	yellow snowcone	238
#12	yellow striped oyster egg	138
#43	yeti fur	9,506
#27	your own black heart	208
#4	yummy death watch beetle	1,668
#19	zombie accordion	1
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1

Wow, that's 3,810,379 items total!

what items are this player missing?