| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #850 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1417 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1039 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #544 | Drowsy Sword | 34 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #286 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #211 | Hollandaise helmet | 26 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #504 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #774 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 35 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #236 | Misty Cloak | 5 |
| #388 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #766 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #520 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #315 | Wand of Nagamar | 18 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #258 | burst hellseal brain | 25 |
| #258 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #322 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #259 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #751 | disco ball | 28 |
| #738 | disco mask | 24 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #390 | empty agua de vida bottle | 504 |
| #422 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #448 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #1009 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #407 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 11 |
| #512 | giant pinky ring | 29 |
| #510 | gold wedding ring | 7 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #1133 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #485 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #828 | helmet turtle | 28 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #368 | lucky rabbit's foot | 18 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #210 | mariachi hat | 26 |
| #1004 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #627 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #1179 | old sweatpants | 27 |
| #655 | pasta spoon | 25 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #655 | ravioli hat | 24 |
| #56 | red balloon | 12 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #724 | saucepan | 41 |
| #699 | scrumptious reagent | 23 |
| #651 | seal-clubbing club | 34 |
| #367 | seal-skull helmet | 30 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #285 | shredded hellseal hide | 17 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #648 | solid gold bowling ball | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #677 | stolen accordion | 40 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #6 | stuffed martini | 1,880 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #891 | toast | 761 |
| #231 | torn hellseal sinew | 26 |
| #454 | towel | 21 |
| #704 | turtle totem | 38 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #1628 | useless powder | 5 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |