| #64 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 81 |
| #159 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #508 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #98 | Heimandatz's heart | 12 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #150 | Jocko Homo's head | 10 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #65 | Safari Jack's moustache | 14 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #79 | Yakisoba's hat | 12 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #223 | baggie of powdered sugar | 119 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #29 | decanter of fine Scotch | 8 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #164 | easter egg balloon | 96 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #548 | facsimile dictionary | 18 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #76 | fossilized baboon skull | 10 |
| #74 | fossilized bat skull | 9 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #148 | fossilized limb | 77 |
| #71 | fossilized serpent skull | 12 |
| #170 | fossilized spider skull | 3 |
| #240 | fossilized spike | 18 |
| #81 | fossilized spine | 26 |
| #90 | fossilized torso | 68 |
| #113 | fossilized wing | 37 |
| #61 | fossilized wyrm skull | 12 |
| #176 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #383 | handful of confetti | 98 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #83 | heart of the volcano | 66 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #557 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #149 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #99 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #16 | meat st‰¿bing club | 349 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #174 | pack of KWE trading card | 16 |
| #1091 | paperclip | 3 |
| #41 | plastic passion fruit | 70 |
| #304 | really dense meat stack | 21 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #242 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| #212 | smoking grass | 420 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #263 | solid gold bowling ball | 71 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #563 | squirming egg sac | 12 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #138 | untamable turtle | 12 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |