| #157 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 7 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1670 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 33 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #14 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 58 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #260 | Instant Karma | 35 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Art of Slapfighting | 19 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 39 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Necbronomicon | 7 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #164 | Uncle Romulus | 8 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #119 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 19 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #7 | a cute angel | 4 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #217 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 8 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #13 | antique pair of blue jeans | 45 |
| #29 | antique record album | 101 |
| #56 | antique souvenir drawing | 11 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #122 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #14 | bazookafish bubble gum | 555 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥈 | breaded beer | 73 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #6 | cranberry schnapps | 34 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #40 | deluxe fax machine | 6 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥉 | fish bazooka | 30 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #107 | gift-a-pult | 4 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | marshmallow flambé | 50 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | pumpkinhead mask | 260 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #4 | soy cordial | 55 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #24 | waterlogged crate | 12 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #9 | wrench handle | 3 |