bazo0ka

RankItemQuantity
#159A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes7
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
🥇A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)2
🥇A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)2
🥇A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)2
🥇A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)2
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#25Alice's Army booster box1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1668Crimbuck100
#289DNOTC Box1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
🥈Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy33
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#14Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration58
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#265Instant Karma35
#127Kevlar balloon1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#59The Art of Slapfighting19
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#33The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones39
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#19The Necbronomicon7
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#164Uncle Romulus8
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#2405Valentine1
#183Venus flytrap1
#118Zu Mannkäse Dienen19
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#7a cute angel4
#1150adorable seal larva2
#129all-purpose flower1
#53angel-food cake1
#680anniversary balloon1
#2604anniversary gift box1
#218antique 8-Bit Power magazine8
#626antique bottle opener1
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#13antique pair of blue jeans45
#29antique record album101
#57antique souvenir drawing11
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#183babycakes1
#120bacon bath ball8
#15bazookafish bubble gum555
#89bindle of joy1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#132black lotus1
#269black velvet box1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#125blue velvet cake1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
🥈breaded beer73
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#234caustic slime nodule1
#109chocolate box1
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#95congratulatory cake1
🥉control crystal1
#6cranberry schnapps34
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#1025daisy1
#57deadly nightshade1
#39deluxe fax machine6
#41devil's-food cake1
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#145exotic orchid1
#122fancy canapés4
#1174festive sausage1
🥉fish bazooka30
#121foreign box1
#807friendly cheez blob3
#398giant glass of brandy1
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#107gift-a-pult4
#82gilded lily1
#608gingerbread house1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#882green balloon1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#867holiday cheese log1
#1453jawbruiser2
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#596macaroni duck4
#26magnetic field1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#5marshmallow flambé50
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#690mugcake1
#8perfectly ordinary frog1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#23pumpkinhead mask260
#36puzzling ribbon1
#323radio button candy3
#228raffle prize box1
#90rat head balloon1
#229red balloon1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#41sorority girl's box1
#4soy cordial55
#270stray chihuahua10
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1581stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#161thermos of brew3
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#107tin rations2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#8trusty torch1
#392tulip1
#721untamable turtle3
#1545unusual disco ball1
#729urinal cake1
#24waterlogged crate12
#903white balloon1
#108white-label gin2
#9wrench handle3

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