| #101 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #29 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 9 |
| #64 | Ancient Saucehelm | 19 |
| #32 | Angelhair Culottes | 17 |
| #132 | Argarggagarg's fang | 10 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #32 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 17 |
| #60 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 95 |
| #74 | Bling of the New Wave | 11 |
| #23 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 16 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #62 | Colander of Em-er'il | 17 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #88 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 16 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #187 | Drowsy Sword | 101 |
| #196 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 11 |
| #98 | Elder Turtle Shell | 14 |
| #57 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 13 |
| #55 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 13 |
| #39 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 17 |
| #34 | Green Clover of Justice | 36 |
| #52 | Heimandatz's heart | 19 |
| #80 | Instant Karma | 136 |
| #74 | Jocko Homo's head | 14 |
| #161 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #138 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 10 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #136 | Lederhosen of the Night | 10 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #236 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 101 |
| #39 | Newman's Own Trousers | 17 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #129 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #65 | Safari Jack's moustache | 14 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Legendary Beat | 33 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
| #39 | Yakisoba's hat | 17 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #149 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #521 | badass belt | 88 |
| #113 | batskin belt | 13 |
| #26 | cheap toaster | 49 |
| #23 | crate of fish meat | 2 |
| #39 | damp old wallet | 3 |
| #18 | das boot | 14 |
| #313 | easter egg balloon | 65 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #89 | facsimile dictionary | 91 |
| #19 | fishy pipe | 3 |
| #87 | friendly cheez blob | 18 |
| #167 | fuzzy busby | 20 |
| #29 | fuzzy dice | 48 |
| #95 | fuzzy earmuffs | 32 |
| #145 | fuzzy montera | 21 |
| #25 | gearbox necklace | 21 |
| #149 | ghost of a necklace | 41 |
| #248 | gold wedding ring | 32 |
| #222 | grue egg | 98 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #22 | hand-carved bow | 2 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| #368 | handful of confetti | 101 |
| #64 | heart of the volcano | 74 |
| #74 | macaroni duck | 16 |
| #26 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 68 |
| #346 | obsidian dagger | 47 |
| #23 | pig-iron bracers | 5 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #24 | pig-iron shinguards | 7 |
| #83 | pork elf goodies sack | 88 |
| #265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #98 | sandwich of the gods | 21 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #21 | secret from the future | 17 |
| #127 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #30 | spark plug earring | 18 |
| #298 | spectre scepter | 101 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #16 | suspicious-looking fedora | 6 |
| #118 | untamable turtle | 13 |
| #125 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #89 | wand of pigification | 10 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #37 | woven baling wire bracelets | 16 |
| #293 | wrench bracelet | 12 |