| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 11 |
| #5 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 203 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #145 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #255 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 39 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #107 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #247 | Bonerdagon necklace | 43 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #455 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #947 | Crimbuck | 748 |
| #1162 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #281 | Drowsy Sword | 69 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Ellsbury's skull | 3 |
| #243 | FDKOL commendation | 2,290 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Frown Exerciser | 39 |
| #116 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 8 |
| #142 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 7 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #98 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 9 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #89 | Heimandatz's heart | 13 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #299 | Iron Beta of Industry | 31 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #153 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 9 |
| #152 | Lederhosen of the Night | 9 |
| #256 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 96 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 23 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #268 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 25 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #202 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #8 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 9 |
| #29 | The Legendary Beat | 2 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Travels with Jerry | 1,544 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #175 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #5 | acid-squirting flower | 10,515 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #149 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| 🥇 | berries of suffering | 6,750 |
| #653 | black candy heart | 5 |
| 🥈 | blammer | 215 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥈 | bottle of cooking sherry | 11,705 |
| 🥇 | boulder | 82,100 |
| #318 | box of sunshine | 1,278 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #17 | can-you-dig-it? | 9 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #174 | corned-beef Reuben | 13 |
| #20 | crusty hula hoop | 20 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #551 | easter egg balloon | 43 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥇 | finger cymbals | 3,515 |
| #240 | fistful of ashes | 15 |
| 🥈 | floorboard cruft | 10,000 |
| #5 | flyest of shirts | 52 |
| #126 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #294 | fuzzy busby | 10 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #599 | handful of confetti | 68 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #226 | holiday cheese log | 9 |
| #78 | incense bath ball | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #116 | lawn dart | 4 |
| 🥈 | lawnmower blade | 219 |
| 🥇 | leaf of grass | 1,000 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #247 | motivational poster | 16 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #162 | obsidian dagger | 75 |
| #38 | old school flying disc | 12 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | plum | 6,379 |
| #5 | plum lozenge | 402 |
| 🥈 | plum wine | 5,000 |
| 🥇 | pointy mushroom | 6,590 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #32 | red wagon | 16 |
| 🥈 | resolution: be feistier | 29,000 |
| #23 | rickety old unicycle | 5 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #141 | rusty chain necklace | 25 |
| #167 | sawblade shield | 21 |
| 🥈 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2,740 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #268 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #10 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2,135 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #45 | very overdue library book | 23 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #5 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 20,855 |
| #150 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 404 |
| 🥈 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 70 |
| #211 | wrench bracelet | 17 |