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| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #236 | Chroner | 225 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #182 | Freddy Kruegerand | 17 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #21 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #353 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #894 | filthy lucre | 35 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #182 | gloomy black mushroom | 20 |
| #149 | gold tooth | 2 |
| #171 | half of a gold tooth | 5 |
| #1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #540 | hobo nickel | 388 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #4 | mariachi hat | 7,323 |
| #96 | mariachi pants | 351 |
| #211 | massive gemstone | 8 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #845 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #57 | old sweatpants | 1,014 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #127 | sizzling seal fat | 2 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1242 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #32 | stolen accordion | 7,345 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #160 | turtle pheromones | 29 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #123 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |