| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #186 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #562 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
| #275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #588 | Drowsy Sword | 31 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #788 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #306 | facsimile dictionary | 34 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #274 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #86 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 19 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #52 | paranormal ricotta | 9 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #292 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #910 | spectre scepter | 35 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |