Museum :: TwirlyRotini

TwirlyRotini

Rank	Item	Quantity
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#30	Ankh of Badahnkadh	24
#55	Asleep in the Cemetery	15
#63	Atomic Comic	5
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#56	BGE merchandise order form	59
#535	BGE shotglass	15
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#88	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	8
#15	Black Angus blackburger	4
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#344	Blood Light	10
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#111	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#57	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#66	CRIMBCOIDS mints	28
#50	CRIMBCOLOAF	30
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#9	Cold Fang	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#56	Crimbeau de toilette	7
#103	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	45
#265	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#194	Crimbonium fuel rod	10
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	11
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#261	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	10
#248	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	10
#141	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	10
#256	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	10
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
#251	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	10
#135	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	11
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#102	Crimboween memo	76
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1017	Crimbuck	611
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#162	FDKOL hotcakes	40
#346	Feynman gate	32
#32	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	4
#683	Go-Wassail	15
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#92	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	2
#210	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	22
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#41	How to Play Othello	13
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1000	Instant Karma	2
#113	Jack-in-the-box	46
#26	Kissin' Cousins	12
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#104	LED block	13
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#47	Lars the Cyberian	6
#17	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
#38	Let Me Be!	17
#45	License To Kill	1
#22	Manual of Numberology	1
#47	Maxing, Relaxing	11
#37	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	7
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#300	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#519	Mob Penguin cellular phone	36
#171	My First Art of War	1
#259	NPZR chemistry set	18
#88	New Zealand iced tea	156
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#5	Otorian Battle Scar	1
#117	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	28
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#17	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#47	Ralph IX cognac	4
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#28	Red Pill	12
#614	Schrödinger's thermos	14
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#56	Sensual Massage for Creeps	12
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#16	Single Alice's Army Foil	3
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#106	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	7
#14	Space Baby children's book	8
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
#773	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
#100	Star Spawn	1
#81	Summer Nights	9
#72	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	3
#93	TI-9000 calculator	27
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#23	Tales from the Fireside	20
#5	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
#419	The Cooler Out of Space	3
#13	The Firegate Tapes	1
#29	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	2
#25	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	2
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#113	The Joy of Wassailing	21
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#277	Thwaitgold bug statuette	5
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#152	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	3
#463	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#590	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#542	Thwaitgold termite statuette	12
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#125	Tiki lighter	3
#9	To Build an Igloo	1
#7	Trash, a Memoir	2
#23	Travels with Jerry	19
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#26	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	2
#99	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	10
#53	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	371
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#15	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	2
#13	X-32-F snowman crate	1
#35	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	2
#93	Z-Bone steak	30
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#284	alien drugs	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#294	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	17
#281	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
#101	antique beer	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#225	antique bottle opener	4
#722	antique greaves	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#115	antique machete	6
#66	antique nutcracker figurine	6
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#111	antique painting of a landscape	8
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#98	antique record album	30
#906	antique shield	1
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#47	asbestos crossbow string	6
#86	asbestos stick	3
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#449	baby killer bee	22
#32	bag of bones	20
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#80	banana	114
#221	banana cream pie	2
#57	banana milkshake	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#394	bananagate	16
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#421	battered Crimbo Crate	26
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#61	beholed bedsheet	10
#459	belemnite fossil	9
#59	bi-lateral logic compressor	71
#475	big rock	1
#122	bindlestocking	18
#60	black and white cracker	5
#22	black brandy	3
#75	blank diary	2
#81	blind-packed capsule toy	237
#49	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	300
#189	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	32
#1654	blood flower	1
#74	blood sausage	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#301	bone chips	52
#277	bone meal	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#42	bottle of Bloodweiser	5
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#111	bowl of mernudo	7
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#320	bread line	3
#1080	brine	6
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#163	bunch of bananas	34
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#75	can of CRIMBCOLA	23
#71	can of depilatory cream	2
#85	can of franks 'n' beans	3
#457	candy cane	81
#85	candy kneecapping stick	19
#107	candy knuckles	16
#552	candy stake	11
#480	capacitor relay	22
#371	carbon nanotube frame	32
#100	cement sandals	8
#117	chakra malt	1
#72	chakra-mental wine	6
#36	chef-skull-in-the-box	10
#41	choco-Crimbot	123
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#71	chrome crossbow string	4
#86	chrome stick	3
#165	chunk of depleted Grimacite	63
#147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#42	collection of tiny spooky objects	38
#595	colorful plastic ball	4
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#108	computronic processing unit	42
#195	concentrated fish broth	1
#58	cookie cookie	7
#19	corrupted bird DNA	2
#118	cursed wishbone	2
#57	cute meteoroid	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#202	cylindrical mold	6
#15	daub-breaker	38
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#17	debonair deboner	1
#144	deck of tropical cards	3
#87	delicious star salad	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#160	designer handbag	16
#257	dill	139
#328	doll house	16
#71	dollhive	131
#77	dream of a dog	1
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#50	droll monocle	25
#466	drop of water-37	1
#29	dusty Crimbo crate	218
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#57	eldritch rub	2
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#25	electric Kool-Aid	6
#344	electrical thingamabob	10
#401	elven limbos gingerbread	33
#161	elven cellocello	54
#977	elven moonshine	7
#1136	elven socks	2
#49	elven suicide capsule	124
#607	empty blowgun	2
#86	epic wad	9
#86	evil googly eye	57
#90	evil teddy bear	160
#38	exclusive club	1
#26	executive mime flask	44
#275	extremely skinny jeans	2
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#299	fake plastic grass	6
#201	fancy but probably evil chocolate	23
#229	fancy canapés	2
#54	fancy chocolate car	46
#18	fancy chocolate sculpture	3
#159	felt	47
#329	festive holiday hat	13
#84	fiery wing	117
#125	fishelada	6
#129	fitness wristband	1
#297	flan del mar	1
#180	flask of mining oil	10
#65	flask of port	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#732	forbidden sausage	2
#7	fossilized baboon skull	55
#11	fossilized bat skull	47
#35	fossilized demon skull	15
#17	fossilized limb	466
#19	fossilized serpent skull	43
#73	fossilized spider skull	8
#25	fossilized spike	138
#13	fossilized spine	106
#22	fossilized torso	296
#14	fossilized wing	228
#16	fossilized wyrm skull	50
#626	friendly cheez blob	4
#540	frigid fudgepuck	3
#28	frigid mote	17
#267	fruitcake	88
#111	fudge bunny	5
#57	fudge cube	6
#9	fudge lily	372
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#75	fudgecule	37,309
#179	fudgecycle	1
#152	fudgesicle	2
#129	gamma nog	5
#1568	ghost cucumber	5
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#213	gingerbread bugbear	120
#169	gingerbread horror	26
#75	gingerbread house	7
#95	gingerbread mutant bugbear	27
#28	gingerbread robot	19
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#394	goat	1
#58	gold tooth	11
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
#323	googly eye	42
#89	government	1
#262	government cheese	1
#62	green eggnog	3
#330	green gummi ingot	100
#31	green pill	2
#171	green rocket	1
#194	grilled mooseflank	6
#178	grinning turtle	1
#19	grip key	15
#18	grouper fangirl	3
#5338	grue egg	1
#51	half double fruitcake	1
#65	hambrosier	6
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#27	handful of numbers	11
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#139	herringcello	55
#702	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	3
#84	holiday log	3
#153	hot daub	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#175	hot watered rum	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#301	iGoogly	86
#63	imitation crab zoea	1
#62	immense cyborg hand	25
#78	impure gasoline	33
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#30	intriguing puzzle box	9
#50	invisible bag	12
#165	ion grid	94
#127	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	37
#218	irradiated candy cane	16
#125	java cookie	5
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#154	kumquartz	43
#109	laser-broiled pear	67
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#343	length of string	35
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#61	licorice garrote	23
#134	linoleum crossbow string	1
#38	linoleum stick	5
#40	linoleum sword hilt	5
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#203	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#291	live lobster	1
#219	live wire	4
#335	loaded serum blowgun	12
#109	loaf of alien bread	1
#259	logic synthesizer	49
#241	lollipop stick	299
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#29	lupine appetite hormones	2
#766	macaroni duck	3
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#88	madius	4
#7	mafia wedding ring	3
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#250	maple leaf	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#120	meat from yesterday	21
#83	mime army camouflage kit	2
#27	mime army rations	12
#89	mime army superserum	2
#30	mime army wine	12
#115	mime eraser	5
#137	mime soul fragment	30
#42	mimeplasm	8
#108	minin' dynamite	10
#108	misfit dolly	1
#29	misfit hobby horse	3
#52	misfit teddy bear	2
#27	molten brick	292
#136	mooseflank	33
#19	mutant cactus bud	2
#30	mutant fire ant egg	1
#31	mutant gila monster egg	1
#39	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
#195	mylar scout drone	24
#772	nanite-infested candy cane	15
#276	nanite-infested eggnog	16
#176	nanite-infested fruitcake	23
#196	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	20
#44	nanofiber cloth	139
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#48	neg grog	1
#38	nega-mushroom	50
#329	negative lump	8
#62	neutron lollipop	20
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#367	nugget of Crimbonium	2
#31	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	23
#46	obnoxious riddle	7
#113	ojo de pez burrito	7
#27	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	2
#121	oozenog	21
#242	orange peel hat	2
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#171	overloaded micro-reactor	4
#38	pack of KWE trading card	55
#204	pack of pogs	96
#74	pair of bolt cutters	20
#155	pearidot	44
#49	penguin focaccia bread	121
#575	penguin thesaurus	12
#111	peppermint tailings	290
#76	perl necklace	5
#338	pet rock	22
#33	petit 4.1	20
#190	petit fortran	4
#897	petrified wood	1
#58	piece of coral	8
#36	piece of driftwood	2
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#146	pitted sheet metal	6
#108	plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#276	plastic ingot	10
#303	plastic passion fruit	5
#32	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1
#109	pocket ace	2
#17	pocket lint (blue)	4
#42	pocket lint (green)	1
#45	pocket lint (orange)	1
#35	pocket lint (white)	2
#48	poison pen	18
#100	porquoise bracelet	3
#846	portable photocopier	3
#251	potato sprout	8
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#85	pulsing flesh	28
#742	pumpkinhead mask	7
#212	quantum polarity inducer	18
#640	quantum taco	7
#342	questionable taco	1
#168	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#601	radio button candy	1
#95	recursive spline reticulator	50
#51	red ale	8
#339	red gummi ingot	98
#115	reverse-oscillating klystron	46
#121	rigid carapace	25
#11	ring of telling skeletons what to do	43
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#106	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
#82	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	5
#1170	[2108]rock	2
#140	rocket fuel	1
#130	rockfish stomach	3
#86	rubber WWBD? bracelet	46
#72	rubber WWJD? bracelet	55
#68	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	53
#65	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	54
#188	rubber emo roe	159
#136	ruby on canes	4
#111	scary death orb	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#36	shuddering cow skull	1
#85	silent H	2
#165	silent I	2
#173	silent J	1
#28	silent L	8
#83	silent M	7
#80	silent P	7
#185	sinister altar fragment	2
#60	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	28
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#463	sleeping snowy owl	6
#209	sleeping wereturtle	4
#95	sleeve deuce	64
#138	smart watch	1
#128	smiling rat	2
#199	smoked potsherd	3
#119	solid gold jewel	3
#20	sonar fishfinder	1
#371	sorority brain	1
#32	soul knife	1
#34	space bar	1
#210	space beast fur	2
#39	space invader	1
#177	sparking robo-battery	6
#33	spice melange	12
#389	spooky bark	33
#301	spooky eggnog	15
#260	spooky felt	40
#84	spooky hockey mask	14
#141	spooky length of string	87
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#937	spooky sap	1
#82	spooky stuffing	87
#50	spooky toy wheel	95
#82	spooky wooden block	81
#71	square CRIMBCOOKIE	14
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#157	stale Cheer-E-Os	3
#158	stale cheer wine	3
#39	stealth bomber	2
#93	still-beating spleen	8
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#180	strawberyl	42
#1004	stray chihuahua	2
#92	string of Crimbo lights	6
#1216	string of blue beads	9
#1119	string of green beads	10
#1121	string of red beads	10
#457	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	97
#112	stuffed Cheshire bitten	228
#79	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	280
#555	stuffed Meat	86
#93	stuffed alien blob	65
#104	stuffed angry cow	261
#97	stuffed astral badger	283
#90	stuffed baby gravy fairy	313
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#119	stuffed cocoabo	235
#1875	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#854	stuffed doppelshifter	12
#95	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	279
#101	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	283
#48	stuffed gray blob	630
#76	stuffed hand turkey	314
#339	stuffed key	165
#1291	stuffed martini	4
#77	stuffed mind flayer	321
#492	stuffed mink	97
#530	stuffed monocle	91
#395	stuffed ninja snowman	11
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#101	stuffed scary death orb	277
#3952	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#84	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	324
#100	stuffed snowy owl	256
#98	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	295
#83	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	297
#541	stuffed teddy butler	87
#477	stuffed tin of caviar	97
#365	stuffed treasure chest	158
#90	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	299
#146	stuffed yo-yo	5
#428	stuffing	21
#6	sturdy Crimbo crate	1,522
#78	sub-molecular interocitor	57
#23	sucker scaffold	322
#63	superheated fudge	70
#168	syncopated turtle	1
#205	synthetic stuffing	66
#64	tarnished bottlecap	57
#829	teddy bear	7
#870	teddy borg	8
#146	theoretical string	179
#42	throbbing rage gland	6
#101	throwing bone	11
#61	throwing wrench	32
#159	tiny barrel	2
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#98	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	6
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1139	tooth	2
#61	toothsome rock	126
#289	tourmalime	24
#345	toy crazy train	29
#899	toy deathbot	1
#120	toy hoverpad	199
#215	toy wheel	41
#401	traditional Crimbo cookie	3
#277	transparent nog	1
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#124	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#255	tropical wrapping paper	4
#70	twitching claw	41
#135	twitching time capsule	2
#9	unearthed potsherd	323
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#216	unstable DNA	234
#562	untamable turtle	4
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#553	vampire duck-on-a-string	17
#181	vibrating cyborg knife	18
#1381	vinegar	5
#92	viral DNA	27
#202	vitachoconutriment capsule	25
#20	warbear LP-ROM burner	7
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#38	warbear battery	52
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#31	warbear breakfast machine assembler	13
#47	warbear chemistry lab	4
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#39	warbear empathy chip	12
#12	warbear feasting bread	48
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#270	warbear gyrocopter	3
#28	warbear high-efficiency still	6
#9	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	119
#28	warbear induction oven	4
#14	warbear jackhammer drill press	7
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#37	warbear soda machine assembler	13
#80	warbear thermoregulator bread	6
#252	warehouse key	1
#46	waterlogged crate	7
#76	whisker pencil	97
#200	wind-up chattering teeth	145
#52	witch hat	12
#719	wolfman mask	7
#528	wooden block	5
#163	wreath of laurels	4
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1655	yo-yo	5
#194	yule gruel	1
#30	zombie dinosaur egg	5
#277	zombie pineal gland	16

Wow, that's 59,494 items total!

what items are this player missing?