| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #343 | Chroner | 91 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo Credit | 175 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1038 | Crimbuck | 593 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Huggler Radio | 2 |
| #8 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #435 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 6 |
| #422 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 12 |
| #14 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 9 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 3 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Superconductor's CPU | 3 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 3 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 11 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 8 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 20 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 15 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 9 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 7 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 4 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 7 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 7 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 19 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 8 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 5 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 8 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 12 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 27 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 17 |
| #593 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 4 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #18 | adorable seal larva | 39 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #400 | empty agua de vida bottle | 484 |
| #75 | figurine of a charred seal | 33 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #761 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #88 | fistful of ashes | 59 |
| #13 | friendly cheez blob | 55 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #24 | macaroni duck | 27 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #288 | s'more | 24 |
| #13 | stray chihuahua | 60 |
| #1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #4 | stuffed scary death orb | 6,448 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #6 | toy sixgun | 16 |
| #24 | untamable turtle | 27 |
| #23 | unusual disco ball | 31 |
| #31 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 172 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |