| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #220 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 44 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #116 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 8 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #19 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #599 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 45 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #24 | bugbear detector | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #421 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #300 | fuzzy earmuffs | 7 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #248 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #328 | handful of honey | 5 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #417 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #132 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 8 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #195 | pog #10 (hobo) | 6 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1451 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1848 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #1761 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1752 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1637 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #1904 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |