| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #106 | Newbiesport™ tent | 78 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #445 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #460 | barrrnacle | 34 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #64 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #1290 | grue egg | 20 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #104 | sleeping wereturtle | 9 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #22 | syncopated turtle | 13 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #368 | unusual disco ball | 7 |