| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #6 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5,223 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 15 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #490 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #256 | bottle of goofballs | 89 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #241 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #149 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #115 | still-beating spleen | 6 |
| #110 | stray chihuahua | 20 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #183 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |