Dave the Mild

RankItemQuantity
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#218Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette16
#104Thwaitgold ant statuette8
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#190Thwaitgold bookworm statuette5
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#990Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#431Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette11
#231Thwaitgold firefly statuette13
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#924Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#232Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette15
#315Thwaitgold spider statuette10
#2348Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#426Thwaitgold termite statuette20
#43Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette7
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#228adorable seal larva10
#101friendly cheez blob16
#4739fuzzy dice1
#82macaroni duck15
#109stray chihuahua21
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#1328tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1157tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1140tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#1376tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#1359tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1110tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1127tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#223untamable turtle9
#114unusual disco ball14

Wow, that's 278 items total!

what items are this player missing?