| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #368 | BURT | 59 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #477 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 24 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #469 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #827 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #144 | CSA fire-starting kit | 150 |
| #71 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 11 |
| #210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #82 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 17 |
| #196 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 11 |
| #137 | Elder Turtle Shell | 12 |
| #67 | FDKOL commendation | 9,739 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #66 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 12 |
| #90 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 10 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #143 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 7 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #243 | Hollandaise helmet | 17 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #115 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 8 |
| #138 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 10 |
| #136 | Lederhosen of the Night | 10 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #256 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 96 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #156 | Ze™ goggles | 19 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #157 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #23 | ancient stone head | 43 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #618 | badass belt | 79 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #459 | bar skin | 19 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #881 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1609 | box of sunshine | 104 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #196 | corned-beef Reuben | 10 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #937 | disco ball | 16 |
| #925 | disco mask | 14 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #719 | empty agua de vida bottle | 112 |
| #123 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 497 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #599 | filthy lucre | 64 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #254 | fistful of ashes | 13 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #32 | frost-rimed seal hide | 20 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #287 | giant discarded bottlecap | 18 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #46 | hellseal claw | 803 |
| #173 | hellseal whisker | 131 |
| #620 | helmet turtle | 54 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #723 | hobo nickel | 186 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #128 | hyperinflated seal lung | 3 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #187 | imp unity ring | 17 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #244 | mariachi hat | 16 |
| #245 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #165 | memory of a G | 7 |
| #247 | memory of a T | 3 |
| #270 | memory of an A | 2 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #275 | obsidian dagger | 53 |
| #768 | old sweatpants | 75 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #823 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #46 | powdered sealbone | 8 |
| #144 | radium-flavored potato chips | 477 |
| #760 | ravioli hat | 17 |
| #250 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #317 | rusty chain necklace | 9 |
| #758 | saucepan | 36 |
| #159 | sawblade shield | 22 |
| #122 | scrap of shadow | 2 |
| #122 | seal lube | 2 |
| #581 | seal tooth | 14 |
| #862 | seal-clubbing club | 16 |
| #498 | seal-skull helmet | 16 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #18 | sealhide seal doll | 268 |
| #33 | sealhide snare | 70 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #106 | sizzling seal fat | 3 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #314 | spectre scepter | 97 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #173 | stainless steel skullcap | 13 |
| #199 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #841 | stolen accordion | 24 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #100 | tainted seal's blood | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3075 | toast | 2 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1250 | turtle totem | 9 |
| #118 | untamable turtle | 13 |
| #68 | unusual disco ball | 18 |
| #1304 | useless powder | 16 |
| #222 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 44 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #112 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 524 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |