| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #116 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |