| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #176 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1037 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #454 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #98 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 7 |
| #451 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #205 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |