| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #1387 | Crimbuck | 263 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #50 | Stephen's secret formula | 6 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #5 | assassin's cheese knife | 547 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #65 | compounded experience | 4 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #89 | filthy lucre | 240 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #26 | small golem | 1 |
| 🥇 | smudged alchemical recipe | 3,710 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |