| #67 | "caramel" orange | 37 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1049 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #136 | Argarggagarg's fang | 10 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #545 | CRIMBCO scrip | 370 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covers-Your-Head | 5 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 58 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbo crystal shards | 18 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #85 | Crimbo food scraps | 95 |
| #387 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 147 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 4 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 20 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #148 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 35 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #321 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #128 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 5 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbuck | 4,639 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 669 |
| #18 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 17 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #5 | Drunkula's silky pants | 4 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #71 | Elf Army machine parts | 38 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #160 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,533 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 3 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 3 |
| #43 | Elf Guard hotpants | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #43 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 3 |
| #70 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 9 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #16 | Elf Guard strategic map | 6 |
| #35 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 33 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #156 | Freddy Kruegerand | 28 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 4 |
| #4 | Great Wolf's headband | 4 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's left paw | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's right paw | 3 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #78 | Heimandatz's heart | 14 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #20 | Jamaican coffee | 25 |
| #154 | Jocko Homo's head | 10 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #12 | Mark of the Bugbear | 21 |
| #13 | Mark of the Ghost | 23 |
| #12 | Mark of the Skeleton | 23 |
| #10 | Mark of the Vampire | 23 |
| #12 | Mark of the Werewolf | 21 |
| #11 | Mark of the Zombie | 23 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 5 |
| #5 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 3 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #37 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 185 |
| #165 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 8 |
| #212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 6 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #182 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #123 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 7 |
| #135 | O'RLY manual | 8 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 2 |
| #171 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #41 | Star Spawn | 7 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 2 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #103 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 14 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 4 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 16 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 14 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 19 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 7 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #35 | Trainbot circuitry | 202 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #110 | Trainbot linkages | 10 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #37 | Trainbot optics | 100 |
| #26 | Trainbot plating | 143 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #25 | Trainbot servomotors | 205 |
| #96 | Trainbot slag | 62 |
| #29 | Trainbot tubing | 178 |
| #225 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 2 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 4 |
| #14 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #61 | Yakisoba's hat | 14 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #7 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #190 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #971 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #957 | barrrnacle | 11 |
| #63 | big slimy cyst | 7 |
| #79 | black Crimbo ball | 100 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #62 | bowl of mernudo | 27 |
| #26 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 35 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #46 | candied lime | 4 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #48 | cannonbomb | 15 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #122 | caustic slime nodule | 3 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #38 | chakra sludge | 32 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1148 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #98 | cloning kit | 16 |
| #408 | cocoa egg | 25 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #75 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 24 |
| 🥇 | crepe paper parachute cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | crepe paper phrygian cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | crepe paper pie clip | 1 |
| 🥇 | crepe paper plunge camisole | 1 |
| 🥇 | crepe paper polka charm | 1 |
| 🥇 | crepe paper puzzle cube | 1 |
| #84 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 3 |
| #85 | crystal Crimbo platter | 3 |
| #153 | crystalline cheer | 787 |
| #145 | d10 | 1 |
| #132 | d12 | 7 |
| #122 | d20 | 4 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #120 | d8 | 2 |
| #14 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 28 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #486 | donated booze | 3 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #497 | donated food | 2 |
| #484 | drab sonata | 6 |
| #53 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 236 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #86 | electric pants | 4 |
| #49 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #104 | fishelada | 10 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #47 | flask of egggrog | 8 |
| #18 | fleshy putty | 114 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #113 | friendly cheez blob | 15 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #44 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 4 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread nylons | 19 |
| #45 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #42 | glob of salty molasses | 169 |
| #69 | golden fleece | 7 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #177 | gooified animal matter | 11 |
| #291 | gooified mineral matter | 2 |
| #224 | gooified vegetable matter | 8 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #52 | green and red bean | 261 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #78 | grog nuts | 4 |
| #2197 | grue egg | 10 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #262 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #9 | hermedisiac cologne | 16 |
| #53 | hot wine | 6 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #31 | imported lemon lozenge | 4 |
| #83 | intact anemone spike | 46 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #82 | lab-grown meat | 28 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #52 | lost elf luggage | 100 |
| #102 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #64 | moist Crimbo spices | 159 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #11 | moss mantle | 1 |
| #8 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| #9 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #51 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #94 | negative lump | 1,396 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #15 | officer's nog | 91 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #55 | peppermint bomb | 6 |
| #55 | peppermint eel sauce | 278 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #46 | peppermint tack | 21 |
| #32 | peppermint-scented socks | 15 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #35 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 31 |
| #87 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #38 | piece of coral | 22 |
| #21 | pile of Trainbot parts | 2,000 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #35 | poisonsettia | 58 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #44 | prank Crimbo card | 6 |
| #26 | prescription teeth whitener | 9 |
| #14 | projectile chemistry set | 120 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #111 | red book | 2 |
| #53 | runny icing | 157 |
| #47 | salt plum | 258 |
| #46 | salty gumdrop | 123 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #45 | self-repairing earmuffs | 9 |
| #9 | shining star cap | 2 |
| #98 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #54 | silent O | 13 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #11 | skull capacitor | 7 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #88 | sleeping wereturtle | 11 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
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| #61 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #31 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 6 |
| #176 | slimy alveolus | 2 |
| #75 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 322 |
| #81 | slimy sweetbreads | 295 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #61 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 162 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #306 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #89 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2302 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1041 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2889 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #75 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 25 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #52 | sundae ration | 12 |
| #30 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 152 |
| #74 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #48 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #32 | third ear | 18 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 12 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 14 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 11 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2874 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #988 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #844 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #846 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #559 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2525 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #964 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #3326 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #357 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #25 | universal biscuit | 126 |
| #189 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #214 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #149 | very overdue library book | 3 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #77 | waterlogged cloth | 16 |
| #62 | waterlogged leather | 21 |
| #39 | waterlogged metal | 33 |
| #64 | waterlogged stuffing | 20 |
| #88 | waterlogged wood | 4 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #52 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 14 |
| #7 | whalecake | 12 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #23 | whalesteak | 39 |
| #77 | white Crimbo ball | 100 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #52 | wriggling severed nose | 3 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #28 | yule hatchet | 29 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | zombie mariachi hat | 4 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi pants | 2 |