| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #392 | Chroner | 44 |
| #44 | Dust bunny | 160 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #429 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 7 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 7 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #64 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 33 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #122 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |