Museum :: The Rogue Fedora

The Rogue Fedora

Rank	Item	Quantity
#121	"caramel" orange	18
#53	4-dimensional fez	4
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#744	BGE merchandise order form	3
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#214	BRAINS shorts	5
#222	Baja sopapilla	4
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#243	Blood Light	17
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#58	Bowlet	2
#66	Brandonian footlocker key	23
#98	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#109	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#73	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	9
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	10
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#45	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	9
#28	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	11
#30	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	11
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#55	Crimbo Credit	257
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#129	Crimbo food scraps	27
#685	Crimbo fudge	13
#618	Crimbo peppermint bark	15
#328	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#159	Crimbonium fuel rod	12
#127	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#184	Crimbot battery	5
#334	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#299	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#120	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#234	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	12
#181	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#97	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#230	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	12
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#116	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#33	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#28	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	397
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#54	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	15
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2,847
#38	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	30
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer shirt	8
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#17	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	38
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#48	D roll	220
#107	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#110	Elf Guard MPC	2,957
#23	Elf Guard broom	2
#64	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#49	Elf Guard mouthknife	5
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#90	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#33	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#63	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	19
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#171	Elvish delight	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#51	Friendliness Beverage	204
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#467	Go-Wassail	37
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#94	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	58
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#70	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#66	How to Play Othello	9
#72	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#237	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#17	Jamaican coffee	32
#52	Kelflar vest	4
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#81	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	18
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#51	LIDAR candle	57
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#57	New Zealand iced tea	217
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#343	Nightstalker perfume	3
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#22	Roman sadnals	16
#46	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	2
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#208	Silver Bullet beer	12
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#43	Spirit of Christmas	234
#46	Spirit of Easter	110
#76	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	48
#33	Spirit of Thanksgiving	335
#37	Spirit of Veteran's Day	333
#38	Strix stix	94
#437	Summer Nights	3
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#31	Swedish coffee	5
#51	TI-9000 calculator	72
#205	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	71
#235	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	64
#206	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	75
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#29	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	4
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#157	Trainbot circuitry	3
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#119	Trainbot linkages	9
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#136	Trainbot optics	6
#143	Trainbot plating	3
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#144	Trainbot servomotors	3
#112	Trainbot slag	41
#161	Trainbot tubing	2
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#110	Ultrasoldier Serum	11
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#352	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	36
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#536	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#28	Z-Bone steak	106
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#270	adorable seal larva	9
#97	alien drugs	30
#34	alien force field disruptor bean	16
#31	alien source code printout	13
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#368	ammonite fossil	12
#27	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#68	augmented-reality shades	5
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#390	baby killer bee	26
#60	balanced antler	2
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#277	bananagate	25
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#48	banjo kazoo mount	5
#265	bark rootbeer	4
#42	barnacle-encrusted sweater	2
#187	barrrnacle	78
#101	beavermouth	94
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#288	belemnite fossil	17
#53	birdbone corset	7
#422	bite-me-red lipstick	21
#137	blank diary	1
#73	blank fudge mold	9
#42	blue grass	47
#5	booze drive button	1
#168	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#63	bottle of drinkin' gas	2
#84	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#46	bread line	8
#59	bread man	6
#1007	brine	9
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#103	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#122	cabooze	7
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#35	candied lime	8
#425	candied nuts	4
#1123	candy cane	30
#63	candy cigarette	47
#6	candy drive button	1
#41	candy egg deviler	1
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#716	candy stake	9
#31	cannonbomb	25
#27	canteen of eggnog	5
#84	carnivorous potted plant	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#78	centurion helmet	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#32	charisma potion	17
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#6	chiffon chevrons	1
#159	choco-Crimbot	9
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#261	chocomotive	3
#91	cinnamon machine oil	95
#21	circle drum	1
#663	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#79	cloning kit	24
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#44	coney haunch	124
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#81	corned beet	5
#229	corrupted data	84
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#74	crystal Crimbo goblet	4
#95	crystal Crimbo platter	2
#304	crystalline cheer	200
#58	crystallized pumpkin spice	22
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#36	cylindrical mold	119
#64	damp bar rag	7
#30	dark chocolate egg	147
#123	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#1154	designer handbag	1
#1147	dill	12
#105	diluted makeup	2
#79	discarded swimming trunks	2
#241	donated booze	36
#458	donated candy	4
#447	donated food	4
#154	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	12
#128	droll monocle	9
#21	droppable microphone	5
#273	drum of pomade	4
🥈	duct tape fedora	51
#36	egg gun	1
#57	eggwater	6
#211	eldritch effluvium	100
#16	eldritch hat	1
#13	eldritch pants	1
#63	electric pants	7
#254	electrical thingamabob	24
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1590	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#412	elven suicide capsule	33
#20	elven tambourine	1
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#158	executive mime flask	7
#91	extra-see-thru nightie	7
#29	extremely confusing manual	15
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#13	f3d0r4	2,104
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#120	festive egg sac	1
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#348	festive sausage	6
#296	fiery wing	8
#64	fitness wristband	5
#107	flan del mar	7
#72	flask flops	20
#47	flask of egggrog	8
#111	flask of mining oil	40
#142	flask of tainted mining oil	57
#59	flat cider	1
#58	fleshy putty	33
#64	flour cookie	6
#12	foam pistol	6
#8	food drive button	1
#40	four-leaf potato sprout	89
#45	fragile Christmas ornament	33
#11	free boots	4
#46	freightcake	10
#333	friendly cheez blob	7
#32	fruit-stuffed rumcake	8
#1127	fruitcake	15
#843	fudge lily	1
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#155	fudgecule	15,978
#177	fudgecycle	1
#152	fudgesicle	2
#42	future drug: Smartinex	61
#2298	fuzzy dice	3
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#204	gamma nog	1
#116	ghost beer	5
#1216	ghost cucumber	17
#103	ghost protocol	7
#317	ghost trap	2
#294	ghostly body paint	14
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#102	giant green gummi bear	2
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#1752	gingerbread bugbear	8
#480	gingerbread horror	12
#45	gingerbread nylons	19
#41	gingerbread pirate	8
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#55	gladiator tunica	14
#92	glass of herbal tequila	29
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#31	gold tooth	21
#79	golden fleece	6
🥇	goo magnet	1
#22	gooified animal matter	877
#19	gooified mineral matter	1,174
#22	gooified vegetable matter	858
#79	government cheese	54
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#67	gravy skin	13
#7	gravyskin buckler	1
#8	gravyskin hat	1
#7	gravyskin pants	1
#8	gravyskin skirt	1
#200	green and red bean	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#413	green gummi ingot	71
#124	grilled mooseflank	19
#83	grinning turtle	3
#2482	grue egg	8
#83	gummi trilobite	3
#19	gunwale	2
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#49	half-digested rat	87
#173	hamlet sandwich	14
#82	hand of cards	4
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#31	hard cocoa	8
#23	hardened slime hat	6
#118	hawk	4
#11	head-mounted Trainbot	2
#124	heavy crown	8
#61	hemp candy necklace	7
#66	hep waders	4
#104	high-energy mining laser	15
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#105	honey-drenched ham slice	31
#124	hot watered rum	5
#52	hot wine	7
#93	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#39	iFlail	1
#39	impure gasoline	88
#30	jar of psychoses (Jick)	4
#47	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
#49	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
#43	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
#46	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
#42	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
#48	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
#126	java cookie	5
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#468	jerky coins	42
#96	jive turkey leg	33
#53	kiwi beak	23
#320	kumquartz	20
#22	kumquartz ring	3
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#58	lab-grown meat	42
#76	law-abiding citizen cane	7
#14	leg-mounted Trainbots	2
#91	legitimate business on the beach	52
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#432	licorice root	7
#233	lime supersucker	1
#40	liquid shifting time weirdness	34
#24	little red book	1
#836	live wire	1
#58	loaf of alien bread	4
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#387	lollipop stick	125
#27	lucky army helmet	1
#316	macaroni duck	7
#75	madius	5
#56	military orb	23
#29	military-grade peppermint oil	23
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#150	mime army rations	2
#152	mime army superserum	1
#206	mime army wine	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#50	miming corduroys	2
#41	miming gloves	2
#46	miming shirt	2
#23	miniature goose mask	1
#63	minin' dynamite	30
#108	misfit dolly	1
#61	moai toai	68
#217	moist Crimbo spices	1
#99	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	32
#1340	motivational poster	1
#45	muffled muffuletta	6
#31	mulled wine	5
#72	muskox-skin cap	2
#772	nanite-infested candy cane	15
#300	nanite-infested eggnog	15
#401	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#210	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	19
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#29	nastygeist	100
#363	necrotizing body spray	17
#291	nega-mushroom	1
#24	negative lump	9,028
#171	neutron lollipop	2
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#34	non-aged vinegar	98
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#48	nugget of Crimbonium	138
#301	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#28	nylon Christmas stockings	1
#42	officer's nog	13
#52	old-school pirate grog	7
#222	oldcake	2
#30	outlaw bandana	28
#67	overloaded micro-reactor	74
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#302	pack of pogs	65
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#39	pair of pearidot earrings	3
#1217	paperclip	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#163	pear supersucker	2
#290	pearidot	23
#31	pegfinger	12
#608	penguin focaccia bread	26
#23	peppermint bomb	16
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#71	peppermint pegleg	6
#58	peppermint tack	12
#97	peppermint tailings	335
#55	peppermint-scented socks	9
#213	perl necklace	3
#87	pet anchor	2
#999	pet rock	7
#248	petit 4.1	4
#192	petit fortran	4
#15	pickled bread	10
#160	pile of Trainbot parts	29
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#171	ping-pong ball	9
#52	ping-pong paddle	1
#65	pipe wrench	2
#64	pitted sheet metal	72
#84	plaid cowboy hat	4
#229	plain candy cane	2
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#388	pog #01 (spider)	2
#297	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	3
#305	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
#391	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#622	poison pen	3
#56	poisonsettia	39
#58	portable dam	2
#318	portable photocopier	21
#28	portable table	49
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#849	potato sprout	2
#132	powdered candy sushi set	7
#20	prank Crimbo card	19
#294	press-on ribs	25
#53	primitive candy cane	5
#57	projectile chemistry set	35
#73	pteruges	1
#56	punching mirror	1
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#84	radiation-resistant helmet	20
#42	radiator heater shield	9
#45	ragged wool yarn	65
#69	rattler rattle	27
#108	red ale	6
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#40	red and white claret	11
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#413	red gummi ingot	71
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#76	rocket fuel	5
#75	room scale green bean casserole	11
#62	rum-soaked fruitcake	9
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#98	rusted-out shootin' iron	2
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#89	salmagumdi	5
#38	salt wages	254
#82	salted mutton	5
#18	sawed-off blunderbuss	16
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#73	seared dino steak	2
#71	self-repairing earmuffs	5
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#64	servo-assisted exo-pants	26
#17	shipwright's hammer	29
#155	shot of mescal	9
#13	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	2
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#81	silent J	4
#61	silent O	12
#170	silent P	2
#82	silent W	2
#138	silent X	2
#44	silent pea shooter	29
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#81	sleeping wereturtle	13
#122	sleeve deuce	31
#68	smart watch	5
#191	sneaky wrapping paper	2
#71	solid shifting time weirdness	1
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#38	space beast fur	15
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
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#186	space junk	5
#26	space needle	1
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#89	sparking robo-battery	59
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#26	spiritual fruitcake	6
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#50	spooky pirate skeleton	16
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#277	squirming egg sac	47
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#180	stale cheer wine	2
#67	steamed oyster	43
#170	strawberry supersucker	2
#264	strawberyl	27
#25	strawberyl necklace	3
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#4508	stuffed Cheshire bitten	8
#5739	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
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#5816	stuffed scary death orb	5
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#4054	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	10
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#1904	stuffed teddy butler	14
#1626	stuffed tin of caviar	20
#4903	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	7
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#403	sucker scaffold	21
#102	sucker tachi	2
#68	sugarplum ration	9
#52	sundae ration	12
#56	super-absorbent tarp	3
🥇	suspicious-looking fedora	45
#114	sweet mochi ball	17
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#93	synthetic rock	1
#33	tarnished bottlecap	137
#1003	teddy bear	5
#1592	teddy borg	2
#102	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#65	third ear	7
#205	throwing bone	5
#54	throwing candy	38
#531	throwing wrench	8
#41	time shuriken	1
#82	tiny bomb	61
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#624	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#753	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#750	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#749	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	2
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#950	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#190	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#2178	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#708	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#2196	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#2069	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#377	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#4919	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#145	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#2307	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#348	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1100	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#2169	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#100	tiny plastic GORM-8	2
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#335	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#2165	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#973	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#2171	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#2165	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#792	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#96	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#1492	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#2196	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#2167	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#2182	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#2142	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#135	tiny plastic MechaElf	2
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#956	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
#2119	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#2184	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1123	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2122	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#2138	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1521	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#2155	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#686	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#2159	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#175	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#4844	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#147	tiny plastic animelf	2
#2161	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#2140	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#4865	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4904	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#957	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#2164	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#988	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#1718	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#959	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#953	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2200	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2219	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2147	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#972	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#4876	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4889	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#153	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#1503	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#2154	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#2189	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2160	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#568	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#2139	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2205	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#2185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2152	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#4888	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#4862	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4812	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#2137	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2166	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#4814	tiny plastic grue	3
#2114	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#4857	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#964	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#4798	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#4881	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#4844	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2173	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#984	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#4852	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#2155	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#1800	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#4802	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#1815	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#2178	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2173	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2161	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#2146	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#4906	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#2194	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#4867	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4897	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#535	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2297	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#2148	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#2153	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#2194	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#2124	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2110	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2168	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#191	toe jam	2
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#194	tourmalime	37
#30	tourmalime tourniquet	3
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#94	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#189	traffic jam	2
🥇	train whistle	1
#216	transparent nog	2
#49	traumatic holiday memory	28
#380	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#19	trick coin	15
#458	trilobite fossil	9
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#65	unidentified drink	77
#68	universal biscuit	37
#79	unquiet spirits	27
#51	unsanitized scalpel	8
#363	untamable turtle	6
#40	unused soap	74
#315	unusual disco ball	8
#57	vampire pellet	8
#1216	vinegar	10
#45	viral DNA	82
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#376	warbear battery	4
#51	warbear beeping telegram	19
#131	warbear breakfast machine assembler	5
#29	warbear chemistry lab	5
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#40	warbear energy bracers	5
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
🥇	warbear fancy fedora	22
🥉	warbear feathered fedora	6
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#39	warbear high-efficiency still	5
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#77	warbear metalworking primer	13
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#52	warbear oil pan	4
🥉	warbear plain fedora	6
#142	warbear procedural hilarity drone	9
#86	warbear robo-camouflage unit	14
#91	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	12
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#27	warbear whosit	7,517
#184	warehouse key	3
#161	waterlogged cloth	2
#176	waterlogged metal	1
#50	wet tack	1
#12	whale cerebrospinal fluid	64
#63	whalecake	1
#35	whalesteak	24
#295	whisker pencil	24
#98	whiskey in a broken glass	27
#28	white arm towel	1
#24	white earbuds	1
#370	wind-up meatcar	30
#415	yellow gummi ingot	70
#127	yule gruel	5
#65	yule hatchet	8
#104	yule pup	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 55,353 items total!

what items are this player missing?