Museum :: The Rogue Fedora

The Rogue Fedora

Rank	Item	Quantity
#118	"caramel" orange	18
#53	4-dimensional fez	4
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#214	BRAINS shorts	5
#219	Baja sopapilla	4
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#243	Blood Light	17
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#58	Bowlet	2
#21	Brandonian footlocker key	5
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#107	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#73	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	9
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	10
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#45	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	9
#28	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	11
#30	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	11
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#55	Crimbo Credit	257
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#128	Crimbo food scraps	27
#684	Crimbo fudge	13
#617	Crimbo peppermint bark	15
#327	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#158	Crimbonium fuel rod	12
#125	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#183	Crimbot battery	5
#333	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#113	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#298	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#120	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#234	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	12
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#96	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#230	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	12
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#113	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#27	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	397
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#54	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	15
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2,847
#38	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	30
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#69	Crimbuccaneer shirt	8
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	38
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#48	D roll	220
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#105	Elf Guard MPC	2,957
#23	Elf Guard broom	2
#64	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#48	Elf Guard mouthknife	5
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#86	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#32	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#62	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	19
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#51	Friendliness Beverage	204
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#467	Go-Wassail	37
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#94	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	58
#66	How to Play Othello	9
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#237	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#17	Jamaican coffee	32
#52	Kelflar vest	4
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#81	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	18
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#57	New Zealand iced tea	217
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#343	Nightstalker perfume	3
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#22	Roman sadnals	16
#208	Silver Bullet beer	12
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#38	Strix stix	94
#437	Summer Nights	3
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#31	Swedish coffee	5
#51	TI-9000 calculator	72
#204	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	71
#234	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	64
#205	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	75
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#29	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	4
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#154	Trainbot circuitry	3
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#116	Trainbot linkages	9
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#134	Trainbot optics	6
#140	Trainbot plating	3
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#142	Trainbot servomotors	3
#111	Trainbot slag	41
#158	Trainbot tubing	2
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#110	Ultrasoldier Serum	11
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#352	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	36
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#536	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#28	Z-Bone steak	106
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#266	adorable seal larva	9
#96	alien drugs	30
#34	alien force field disruptor bean	16
#31	alien source code printout	13
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#368	ammonite fossil	12
#26	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#68	augmented-reality shades	5
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#390	baby killer bee	26
#60	balanced antler	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#277	bananagate	25
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#48	banjo kazoo mount	5
#264	bark rootbeer	4
#43	barnacle-encrusted sweater	2
#186	barrrnacle	78
#102	beavermouth	94
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#288	belemnite fossil	17
#53	birdbone corset	7
#422	bite-me-red lipstick	21
#137	blank diary	1
#74	blank fudge mold	9
#42	blue grass	47
#5	booze drive button	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#63	bottle of drinkin' gas	2
#84	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#46	bread line	8
#59	bread man	6
#1007	brine	9
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#121	cabooze	7
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#34	candied lime	8
#424	candied nuts	4
#1122	candy cane	30
#63	candy cigarette	47
#6	candy drive button	1
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#715	candy stake	9
#31	cannonbomb	25
#27	canteen of eggnog	5
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#78	centurion helmet	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#32	charisma potion	17
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#6	chiffon chevrons	1
#159	choco-Crimbot	9
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#261	chocomotive	3
#89	cinnamon machine oil	95
#21	circle drum	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#79	cloning kit	24
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#80	corned beet	5
#229	corrupted data	84
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#74	crystal Crimbo goblet	4
#95	crystal Crimbo platter	2
#301	crystalline cheer	200
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#36	cylindrical mold	119
#64	damp bar rag	7
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#1147	dill	12
#104	diluted makeup	2
#79	discarded swimming trunks	2
#240	donated booze	36
#454	donated candy	4
#444	donated food	4
#153	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	12
#128	droll monocle	9
#20	droppable microphone	5
#273	drum of pomade	4
🥈	duct tape fedora	51
#56	eggwater	6
#210	eldritch effluvium	100
#16	eldritch hat	1
#13	eldritch pants	1
#62	electric pants	7
#254	electrical thingamabob	24
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#412	elven suicide capsule	33
#20	elven tambourine	1
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#157	executive mime flask	7
#91	extra-see-thru nightie	7
#29	extremely confusing manual	15
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#13	f3d0r4	2,104
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#117	festive egg sac	1
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#348	festive sausage	6
#296	fiery wing	8
#64	fitness wristband	5
#108	flan del mar	7
#72	flask flops	20
#47	flask of egggrog	8
#111	flask of mining oil	40
#142	flask of tainted mining oil	57
#59	flat cider	1
#56	fleshy putty	33
#64	flour cookie	6
#12	foam pistol	6
#8	food drive button	1
#44	freightcake	10
#330	friendly cheez blob	7
#32	fruit-stuffed rumcake	8
#1126	fruitcake	15
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#155	fudgecule	15,978
#179	fudgecycle	1
#152	fudgesicle	2
#42	future drug: Smartinex	61
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#116	ghost beer	5
#1216	ghost cucumber	17
#103	ghost protocol	7
#317	ghost trap	2
#294	ghostly body paint	14
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#100	giant green gummi bear	2
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#1751	gingerbread bugbear	8
#479	gingerbread horror	12
#44	gingerbread nylons	19
#41	gingerbread pirate	8
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#55	gladiator tunica	14
#91	glass of herbal tequila	29
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#31	gold tooth	21
#78	golden fleece	6
🥇	goo magnet	1
#22	gooified animal matter	877
#19	gooified mineral matter	1,174
#22	gooified vegetable matter	858
#79	government cheese	54
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#199	green and red bean	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#413	green gummi ingot	71
#121	grilled mooseflank	19
#83	grinning turtle	3
#2480	grue egg	8
#83	gummi trilobite	3
#19	gunwale	2
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#173	hamlet sandwich	14
#82	hand of cards	4
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#23	hardened slime hat	6
#118	hawk	4
#11	head-mounted Trainbot	2
#124	heavy crown	8
#61	hemp candy necklace	7
#66	hep waders	4
#104	high-energy mining laser	15
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#102	honey-drenched ham slice	31
#123	hot watered rum	5
#52	hot wine	7
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#39	iFlail	1
#38	impure gasoline	88
#30	jar of psychoses (Jick)	4
#47	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
#49	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
#44	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
#46	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
#42	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
#48	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
#125	java cookie	5
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#468	jerky coins	42
#96	jive turkey leg	33
#53	kiwi beak	23
#320	kumquartz	20
#22	kumquartz ring	3
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#56	lab-grown meat	42
#76	law-abiding citizen cane	7
#14	leg-mounted Trainbots	2
#91	legitimate business on the beach	52
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#432	licorice root	7
#233	lime supersucker	1
#40	liquid shifting time weirdness	34
#24	little red book	1
#836	live wire	1
#57	loaf of alien bread	4
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#388	lollipop stick	125
#312	macaroni duck	7
#75	madius	5
#29	military-grade peppermint oil	23
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#148	mime army rations	2
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#50	miming corduroys	2
#42	miming gloves	2
#46	miming shirt	2
#23	miniature goose mask	1
#63	minin' dynamite	30
#108	misfit dolly	1
#214	moist Crimbo spices	1
#98	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	32
#1339	motivational poster	1
#45	muffled muffuletta	6
#31	mulled wine	5
#72	muskox-skin cap	2
#772	nanite-infested candy cane	15
#299	nanite-infested eggnog	15
#400	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#210	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	19
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#29	nastygeist	100
#363	necrotizing body spray	17
#289	nega-mushroom	1
#24	negative lump	9,028
#168	neutron lollipop	2
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#34	non-aged vinegar	98
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#48	nugget of Crimbonium	138
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#42	officer's nog	13
#52	old-school pirate grog	7
#220	oldcake	2
#30	outlaw bandana	28
#67	overloaded micro-reactor	74
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#302	pack of pogs	65
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#39	pair of pearidot earrings	3
#1215	paperclip	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#163	pear supersucker	2
#290	pearidot	23
#30	pegfinger	12
#608	penguin focaccia bread	26
#23	peppermint bomb	16
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#58	peppermint tack	12
#97	peppermint tailings	335
#55	peppermint-scented socks	9
#213	perl necklace	3
#86	pet anchor	2
#998	pet rock	7
#248	petit 4.1	4
#190	petit fortran	4
#14	pickled bread	10
#157	pile of Trainbot parts	29
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#169	ping-pong ball	9
#51	ping-pong paddle	1
#65	pipe wrench	2
#64	pitted sheet metal	72
#84	plaid cowboy hat	4
#228	plain candy cane	2
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#388	pog #01 (spider)	2
#297	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	3
#305	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
#391	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#622	poison pen	3
#54	poisonsettia	39
#58	portable dam	2
#317	portable photocopier	21
#28	portable table	49
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#848	potato sprout	2
#132	powdered candy sushi set	7
#20	prank Crimbo card	19
#294	press-on ribs	25
#53	primitive candy cane	5
#56	projectile chemistry set	35
#73	pteruges	1
#57	punching mirror	1
#168	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#84	radiation-resistant helmet	20
#42	radiator heater shield	9
#69	rattler rattle	27
#108	red ale	6
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#41	red and white claret	11
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#413	red gummi ingot	71
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#75	rocket fuel	5
#62	rum-soaked fruitcake	9
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#97	rusted-out shootin' iron	2
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#38	salt wages	254
#80	salted mutton	5
#18	sawed-off blunderbuss	16
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#73	seared dino steak	2
#71	self-repairing earmuffs	5
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#64	servo-assisted exo-pants	26
#16	shipwright's hammer	29
#153	shot of mescal	9
#13	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	2
#326	shushed potatoes	1
#81	silent J	4
#61	silent O	12
#169	silent P	2
#82	silent W	2
#138	silent X	2
#44	silent pea shooter	29
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#81	sleeping wereturtle	13
#121	sleeve deuce	31
#68	smart watch	5
#191	sneaky wrapping paper	2
#72	solid shifting time weirdness	1
#217	sorority brain	6
#34	space bar	1
#38	space beast fur	15
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#189	space jam	2
#186	space junk	5
#26	space needle	1
#51	space port	3
#89	sparking robo-battery	59
#191	spiritual candy cane	2
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#26	spiritual fruitcake	6
#304	spiritual gingerbread	1
#936	spooky eggnog	6
#50	spooky pirate skeleton	16
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#277	squirming egg sac	47
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#180	stale cheer wine	2
#66	steamed oyster	43
#170	strawberry supersucker	2
#264	strawberyl	27
#25	strawberyl necklace	3
#308	stray chihuahua	9
#2006	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	12
#4506	stuffed Cheshire bitten	8
#5739	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
#1852	stuffed Meat	15
#3995	stuffed angry cow	10
#3006	stuffed astral badger	15
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#4810	stuffed cocoabo	7
#922	stuffed crazy bastard sword	6
#5808	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	5
#4952	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#5292	stuffed hand turkey	6
#2683	stuffed key	1
#96	stuffed kraken	1
#883	stuffed martini	8
#3778	stuffed mind flayer	11
#1945	stuffed mink	13
#1917	stuffed monocle	14
#5816	stuffed scary death orb	5
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#4297	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	9
#6199	stuffed snowy owl	4
#4053	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	10
#5739	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	5
#1901	stuffed teddy butler	14
#1624	stuffed tin of caviar	20
#4901	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	7
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#403	sucker scaffold	21
#102	sucker tachi	2
#65	sugarplum ration	9
#52	sundae ration	12
#56	super-absorbent tarp	3
🥈	suspicious-looking fedora	44
#114	sweet mochi ball	17
#73	syncopated turtle	3
#91	synthetic rock	1
#33	tarnished bottlecap	137
#1003	teddy bear	5
#1592	teddy borg	2
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#65	third ear	7
#205	throwing bone	5
#54	throwing candy	38
#531	throwing wrench	8
#41	time shuriken	1
#82	tiny bomb	61
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#624	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#753	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#750	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#749	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	2
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#2176	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#2118	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#708	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#376	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#145	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#346	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1098	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#100	tiny plastic GORM-8	2
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#333	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#972	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#2170	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#95	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#2165	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#135	tiny plastic MechaElf	2
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#955	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#2183	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1121	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2121	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#2135	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2204	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2192	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#147	tiny plastic animelf	2
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4900	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#2162	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#987	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#958	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#953	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#4840	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2198	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#153	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#2152	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2202	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#4884	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#4838	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2171	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2166	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#191	toe jam	2
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#194	tourmalime	37
#30	tourmalime tourniquet	3
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#188	traffic jam	2
🥇	train whistle	1
#216	transparent nog	2
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#19	trick coin	15
#458	trilobite fossil	9
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#65	unidentified drink	77
#67	universal biscuit	37
#79	unquiet spirits	27
#51	unsanitized scalpel	8
#360	untamable turtle	6
#40	unused soap	74
#313	unusual disco ball	8
#57	vampire pellet	8
#1216	vinegar	10
#45	viral DNA	82
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#376	warbear battery	4
#51	warbear beeping telegram	19
#131	warbear breakfast machine assembler	5
#29	warbear chemistry lab	5
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#40	warbear energy bracers	5
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
🥇	warbear fancy fedora	22
🥉	warbear feathered fedora	6
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#39	warbear high-efficiency still	5
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#77	warbear metalworking primer	13
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#52	warbear oil pan	4
🥉	warbear plain fedora	6
#142	warbear procedural hilarity drone	9
#86	warbear robo-camouflage unit	14
#91	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	12
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#27	warbear whosit	7,517
#183	warehouse key	3
#160	waterlogged cloth	2
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#48	wet tack	1
#12	whale cerebrospinal fluid	64
#61	whalecake	1
#35	whalesteak	24
#295	whisker pencil	24
#97	whiskey in a broken glass	27
#28	white arm towel	1
#24	white earbuds	1
#370	wind-up meatcar	30
#415	yellow gummi ingot	70
#126	yule gruel	5
#65	yule hatchet	8
#102	yule pup	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 53,461 items total!

what items are this player missing?