| #106 | "DRINK ME" potion | 436 |
| #86 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 2 |
| #126 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 17 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #192 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #315 | BURT | 83 |
| #151 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #35 | Barney's rake | 10 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #261 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 38 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #70 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 4 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #824 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #2011 | Crimbuck | 38 |
| #509 | Crown of the Goblin King | 49 |
| #45 | DUFRESNE Suds | 193 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #307 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 12 |
| #169 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 25 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #373 | Drowsy Sword | 51 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #132 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #193 | FDKOL hotcakes | 23 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #38 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 4 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #103 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #9 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #215 | Iron Beta of Industry | 46 |
| #176 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #252 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 80 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #573 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 47 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #188 | Misty Cape | 9 |
| #140 | Misty Cloak | 12 |
| #174 | Misty Robe | 11 |
| #193 | Newbiesport™ tent | 19 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #269 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 5 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #99 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 19 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #71 | P.B.L.T. | 91 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #105 | Racisto Ruidoso | 4 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #186 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 81 |
| #196 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 79 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #269 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 54 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #304 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 34 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #77 | Tiger-lily's milk | 44 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #129 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 48 |
| #129 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 46 |
| #116 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 68 |
| #123 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 54 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #52 | Victor's Spoils | 5 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #34 | antique spyglass | 2 |
| #129 | baconstone | 50 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1252 | badass belt | 44 |
| #10 | bag of grain | 23 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #382 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #135 | beavermouth | 43 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #38 | beer-scented teddy bear | 40 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #39 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #45 | blood-drive sticker | 3 |
| #36 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #23 | booze-soaked cherry | 39 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #248 | bottle of fire | 23 |
| #1226 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #59 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #42 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bucket of honey | 40 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #37 | bugbear purification pill | 21 |
| #274 | burst hellseal brain | 22 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #35 | candy harmonica | 8 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #52 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #61 | contract enforcement stick | 31 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #67 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #100 | crappy brain | 77 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #76 | crystalline cheer | 1,310 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #319 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #306 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #225 | cursed piece of thirteen | 4 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #117 | cursed wishbone | 2 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #143 | decent brain | 48 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #277 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #893 | disassembled clover | 21 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #52 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #83 | dragon snaps | 46 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #83 | drone self-destruct chip | 3 |
| #83 | drop of water-37 | 172 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #7 | dusty bottle of blood | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #39 | eldritch distillate | 3 |
| #119 | eldritch effluvium | 915 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #131 | eldritch ichor | 6 |
| #36 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 2 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #76 | elephant stinger | 12 |
| #129 | executive mime flask | 9 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #104 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 9 |
| #592 | facsimile dictionary | 16 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #5 | folder (KOLHS) | 4 |
| #44 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 1 |
| #7 | folder (Yedi) | 75 |
| #13 | folder (heavy metal) | 71 |
| #26 | folder (space skeleton) | 2 |
| #9 | folder (sports car) | 67 |
| #11 | folder (sportsballs) | 63 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1169 | fudgecule | 24 |
| #136 | fuzzy busby | 25 |
| #204 | fuzzy earmuffs | 15 |
| #160 | fuzzy montera | 19 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #409 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #124 | giant discarded bottlecap | 38 |
| #500 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #161 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 27 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #298 | giant pinky ring | 54 |
| #108 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #220 | gold wedding ring | 37 |
| #89 | good brain | 582 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #123 | grilled mooseflank | 18 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #87 | grue egg omelette | 40 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #91 | hamethyst | 69 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #486 | handful of confetti | 82 |
| #176 | handful of crafty noodles | 2 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #453 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #337 | hemp candy necklace | 2 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #30 | hunk of granite | 91 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #16 | jangly spurs | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #62 | king cookie | 4 |
| #812 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #588 | licorice root | 2 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #28 | little piece of steel | 3 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #77 | mafia filofax | 4 |
| #33 | mafia organizer badge | 2 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #25 | makeshift crane | 42 |
| #59 | metal band T-shirt | 6 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #88 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #193 | molten brick | 59 |
| #128 | mooseflank | 37 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #12 | mulled blood | 1 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #149 | nega-mushroom | 11 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #86 | negotiatin' hammer | 4 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #33 | nugget of nicksilver | 1 |
| #34 | nugget of slicksilver | 2 |
| #38 | nugget of wicksilver | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #387 | obsidian dagger | 43 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #48 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #1267 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #85 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #114 | ornate ancient cursed key | 2 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #52 | pacification grenade | 2 |
| #407 | pail | 28 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #102 | pants of the Slug Lord | 35 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #162 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #12 | pocket maze | 18 |
| #114 | pork elf goodies sack | 70 |
| #82 | porquoise | 65 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #69 | powdered donut | 64 |
| #177 | powdered powdered sugar | 3 |
| #64 | powdered wig | 17 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #65 | protection stick | 26 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #84 | queen cookie | 23 |
| #228 | really dense meat stack | 27 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #29 | red-hot knucklebone | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #248 | rusty chain necklace | 12 |
| #142 | rusty piece of rebar | 3 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #248 | sawblade shield | 13 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #9 | shady shades | 30 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #36 | shovelful of dirt | 86 |
| #214 | shredded hellseal hide | 27 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #20 | silent C | 3 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #35 | silent H | 6 |
| #69 | silent I | 8 |
| #17 | silent J | 13 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #111 | silent L | 2 |
| #98 | silent M | 5 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #24 | silent O | 26 |
| #99 | silent P | 6 |
| #31 | silent Q | 3 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #34 | silent T | 2 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #38 | silent V | 2 |
| #36 | silent W | 6 |
| #30 | silent X | 15 |
| #6 | silent Y | 28 |
| #61 | silent Z | 3 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #19 | silver face paint | 33 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #55 | slide rule | 8 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #397 | smoking grass | 77 |
| #81 | snapdragon pistil | 10 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #339 | solid gold bowling ball | 54 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #131 | spaghetti cult mask | 10 |
| #113 | spaghetti cult rosary | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #202 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #148 | spangly sombrero | 4 |
| #72 | spark plug earring | 10 |
| #692 | spectre scepter | 48 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #65 | spiritual gingerbread | 4 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #11 | squeaky toy rose | 30 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #179 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #60 | steel drivin' hammer | 24 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #106 | temperance whiskey | 3 |
| #65 | thick walrus blubber | 124 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #90 | tiny bomb | 49 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 17 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 13 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 13 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #310 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 14 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 12 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #298 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 16 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 11 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #288 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 15 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #300 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 14 |
| #269 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 16 |
| #439 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 10 |
| #243 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 18 |
| #487 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #448 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #211 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 19 |
| #486 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 9 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 17 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic moneybee | 9 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #443 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic peacannon | 10 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #264 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #274 | torn hellseal sinew | 18 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #501 | towel | 19 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #69 | twisted-up wet towel | 6 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #209 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #44 | vampagne | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #97 | warehouse key | 9 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #32 | weird gazelle steak | 8 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #185 | wrench bracelet | 20 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |