| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #5 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #110 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #138 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #102 | 11-leaf clover | 2 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #25 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 495 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #216 | 334 scroll | 31 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #198 | 668 scroll | 6 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Guide to Safari | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #10 | Argarggagarg's fang | 46 |
| #784 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Azurite | 1,977 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #453 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #58 | Batfellow comic | 3 |
| #48 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #118 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #116 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 8 |
| #58 | Bowlet | 2 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #201 | CSA discount card | 2 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #20 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #22 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #582 | Chroner | 1 |
| #19 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #171 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #9 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 3 |
| #72 | Cookbook of the Damned | 7 |
| #1366 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 30 |
| #135 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 22 |
| #28 | Crimbo crystal shards | 11 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #258 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 4 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #158 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 11 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 12 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1954 | Crimbuck | 47 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #6 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 129 |
| #61 | Disgeist | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #117 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 59 |
| #24 | Dust bunny | 464 |
| #29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #27 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 4 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 4 |
| #47 | Elf Guard honor present | 5 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard strategic map | 3 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #212 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #12 | Eye Agate | 1,871 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #103 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
| #242 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #235 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #179 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #72 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 23 |
| #84 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 4 |
| #40 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 3 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #7 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 2 |
| #35 | Golden Light | 2 |
| #465 | Goodfella contract | 43 |
| #99 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 2 |
| #10 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #651 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #6 | Heimandatz's heart | 73 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #40 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #7 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 3 |
| #17 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 2 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #84 | How to Play Othello | 6 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #9 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 4 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #7 | Instant Karma | 730 |
| #39 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 7 |
| #102 | Iron Beta of Industry | 101 |
| #125 | Jack-in-the-box | 42 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #26 | Jocko Homo's head | 24 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 6 |
| #37 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #21 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 23 |
| #11 | Lapis Lazuli | 1,911 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #225 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #18 | Little Crimson Book | 2 |
| #16 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 2 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #62 | Mae West with a fly in it | 6 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #9 | Manual of Numberology | 2 |
| #27 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #93 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #70 | Mark of the Skeleton | 4 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #85 | Mark of the Werewolf | 3 |
| #73 | Mark of the Zombie | 3 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #30 | Mer-kin darkbook | 3 |
| #149 | Mer-kin healscroll | 3 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #8 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 768 |
| #166 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #46 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #54 | Necrotelicomnicon | 15 |
| 🥈 | Neverending Party favor | 582 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #11 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 176 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #70 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 30 |
| #52 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 62 |
| #80 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 28 |
| #248 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #6 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 272 |
| #461 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #56 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #6 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 142 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #26 | Ralph IX cognac | 6 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #258 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #9 | Rethinking Candy | 3 |
| #67 | Rubee™ | 73 |
| #23 | Safari Jack's moustache | 23 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #11 | Silly Little Love Song | 3 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #64 | Sinful Desires | 13 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #21 | Space Baby children's book | 3 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #428 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 12 |
| 🥉 | Star Spawn | 147 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #939 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #56 | Tales of Spelunking | 5 |
| #588 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #168 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 27 |
| #26 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #15 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 6 |
| #17 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 4 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #25 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 5 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 9 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 4 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 4 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #28 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 4 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 4 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #966 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #38 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 29 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 4 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Superconductor's CPU | 4 |
| #14 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 2 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #360 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 16 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 11 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1014 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 13 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 12 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #1374 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #167 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1051 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #63 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 17 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 9 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 11 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 16 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 26 |
| #589 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 20 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 4 |
| #1149 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #42 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #12 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 2 |
| #29 | Tuesday's ruby | 201 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #728 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Universal Seasoning | 3 |
| #70 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #247 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #88 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #102 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #599 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 36 |
| #39 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #31 | Xiblaxian crystal | 10 |
| #29 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 3 |
| #13 | Yakisoba's hat | 30 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #124 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 10 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #104 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #23 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #21 | acid-squirting flower | 372 |
| #14 | adorable seal larva | 45 |
| #31 | alien gemstone | 6 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| 🥇 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 600 |
| #18 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1,820 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker figurine | 10 |
| #5 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 8 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #37 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #688 | awful poetry journal | 82 |
| #22 | baby bark scorpion | 2 |
| #73 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #136 | baby killer bee | 70 |
| #8 | baby rigging snake | 12 |
| #95 | baconstone | 68 |
| #12 | bag of foreign bribes | 213 |
| #58 | bag of park garbage | 2,178 |
| #240 | balloon monkey | 7 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #41 | barrel beryl | 9 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #728 | barrrnacle | 18 |
| #225 | begpwnia | 11 |
| #357 | bit-o-cactus | 8 |
| #24 | black gold | 76 |
| #156 | black label | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #55 | black mana | 6 |
| #18 | black pension check | 1,407 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #78 | blank prescription sheet | 2 |
| #77 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #452 | blood flower | 16 |
| #176 | blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #46 | blue mana | 24 |
| #11 | blue money bag | 17 |
| #86 | blue tulip | 3 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #770 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #96 | box of sunshine | 4,296 |
| #16 | briefcase | 1,894 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #46 | buffalo dime | 8 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #249 | burnt flower | 13 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #19 | buzzard feather | 22 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | can of mixed everything | 8 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #45 | carbonated water lily | 540 |
| #13 | carnivorous potted plant | 8 |
| #134 | chakra sludge | 9 |
| #23 | cheer extractor | 104 |
| #11 | chest of "pirate gold" | 11 |
| #71 | chewable paper | 5 |
| #550 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #457 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #5 | circle drum | 3 |
| #16 | coarse hemp socks | 2 |
| #615 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #300 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 4 |
| #5 | commemorative war stein | 7,497 |
| #84 | confiscated comic book | 7 |
| #12 | corrupted stardust | 6 |
| #28 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #10 | crazy hobo notebook | 553 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #61 | cubic zirconia | 69 |
| #353 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #376 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #403 | daisy | 5 |
| 🥇 | damp old wallet | 164 |
| #130 | dance card | 21 |
| #67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #29 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 8 |
| #21 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #38 | death blossom | 14 |
| #4 | decomposed boot | 2,764 |
| #4 | defective Game Grid token | 5 |
| #35 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 4 |
| #21 | dense meat stack | 1,111,111 |
| #904 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #15 | detective tattoo | 1 |
| #172 | devilish folio | 3 |
| #1622 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #138 | disintegrating quill pen | 87 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #728 | disturbing fanfic | 81 |
| #10 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 8 |
| #4 | dollar-sign bag | 2,985 |
| #186 | donated booze | 50 |
| #188 | donated food | 50 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #85 | drab sonata | 106 |
| 🥇 | dream of a dog | 800 |
| #26 | drink chit | 54 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #30 | dry cleaning receipt | 71 |
| #5 | duct tape wallet | 992 |
| #138 | dwarvish magazine | 9 |
| #42 | eagle feather | 79 |
| #35 | effluvious emerald | 57 |
| #19 | elf ploughshare | 2 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #84 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 149 |
| #5 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 272 |
| #87 | especially salty dog | 7 |
| #10 | everfull glass | 8 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #43 | extremely confusing manual | 8 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #30 | fancy calligraphy pen | 3 |
| #35 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,006 |
| #405 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #98 | fat stacks of cash | 233 |
| #4 | fat wallet | 3,036 |
| #151 | fertilized ghuol egg | 3 |
| #20 | festive egg sac | 8 |
| #85 | fetid feather | 150 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #45 | [2426]fire flower | 24 |
| #110 | flaming feather | 146 |
| #85 | flirtatious feather | 105 |
| #7 | flytrap pellet | 291 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #8 | friendly cheez blob | 72 |
| #109 | frightful feather | 110 |
| #93 | frigid mote | 8 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #51 | frozen feather | 230 |
| #36 | fumble formula | 2 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #14 | giant pearl | 22 |
| #91 | gift card | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #40 | gingerbread restraining order | 1 |
| 🥇 | giraffe-necked turtle | 9,299 |
| #33 | glacial sapphire | 35 |
| #20 | glimmering buzzard feather | 5 |
| #39 | glimmering great tit feather | 3 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #22 | glimmering phoenix feather | 4 |
| #38 | glimmering raven feather | 4 |
| #25 | glimmering roc feather | 25 |
| #28 | glowing New Age crystal | 7 |
| #47 | glowing esca | 4 |
| #99 | goat | 16 |
| #18 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 72 |
| #129 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #98 | gold star | 25 |
| #111 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2737 | golden ring | 2 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #214 | gooified animal matter | 7 |
| #262 | gooified mineral matter | 3 |
| #223 | gooified vegetable matter | 7 |
| #35 | government per-diem | 19 |
| #27 | government requisition form | 130 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #49 | green mana | 8 |
| #9 | green pill | 4 |
| #77 | green rocket | 33 |
| #64 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #19 | grouper fangirl | 3 |
| #170 | grue egg | 118 |
| #5 | half of a gold tooth | 3,083 |
| #349 | half-orchid | 2 |
| #88 | hamethyst | 73 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #34 | handful of confetti | 409 |
| #401 | handful of moss | 6 |
| 🥉 | handful of tips | 706 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #11 | heart of the volcano | 219 |
| #25 | heavy leather-bound tome | 12 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #60 | hermit factoid | 8 |
| #1286 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #61 | holiday log | 5 |
| #7 | huge gold coin | 3,021 |
| #25 | huge mint leaf | 6 |
| #17 | hunk of granite | 115 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| 🥉 | inert sludgepuppy | 3 |
| #18 | inflammable leaf | 138 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #18 | jaunty feather | 144 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #454 | leaflet | 1 |
| 🥉 | leather bookmark | 2,875 |
| #63 | leprechaun hatchling | 9 |
| #326 | lesser grodulated violet | 4 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #9 | little black book | 74 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #90 | lump of diamond | 50 |
| #15 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 3 |
| #93 | lunar isotope | 1,017 |
| #20 | macaroni duck | 29 |
| #9 | mafia middle finger ring | 8 |
| #27 | mafia pinky ring | 9 |
| #7 | mafia pointer finger ring | 4 |
| #14 | mafia thumb ring | 13 |
| #5 | mafia wedding ring | 4 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #48 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 155 |
| #598 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #625 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #591 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #22 | magnolia blossom | 38 |
| #92 | makeshift crane | 4 |
| #48 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 9 |
| #26 | map to a candy-rich block | 1 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #92 | marine aquamarine | 2 |
| #6 | massive gemstone | 1,457 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #31 | mermaid's purse | 5 |
| #11 | midget clownfish | 7 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | miniature goose mask | 3 |
| #30 | misshapen animal skeleton | 6 |
| #51 | mole skin notebook | 3 |
| #27 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #84 | mother's secret recipe | 2 |
| #562 | moxie weed | 16 |
| #15 | nasty-smelling moss | 2 |
| #318 | negative lump | 10 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #28 | nuclear stockpile | 2 |
| #211 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
| #20 | nugget of nicksilver | 4 |
| #14 | nugget of quicksilver | 8 |
| #17 | nugget of sicksilver | 8 |
| #18 | nugget of slicksilver | 8 |
| #13 | nugget of thicksilver | 8 |
| #17 | nugget of ticksilver | 4 |
| #18 | nugget of wicksilver | 6 |
| #73 | odd silver coin | 6 |
| #12 | old coin purse | 3,464 |
| #9 | old leather wallet | 3,629 |
| #94 | old love note | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #15 | peppermint rhino baby | 4 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #6 | pet anchor | 35 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #2715 | pet rock | 1 |
| #67 | phonics down | 1,784 |
| 🥇 | picture of you | 560 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #11 | piece of coral | 221 |
| #12 | pile of gold coins | 3,029 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #32 | ping-pong paddle | 3 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #8 | pixel coin | 945 |
| #26 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #6 | pixellated moneybag | 1,561 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #20 | poisonsettia | 94 |
| #17 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| 🥇 | pompadour'd puppy | 55 |
| #153 | poppy | 1 |
| #45 | porquoise | 107 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #89 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #22 | pottery barn owl figurine | 2 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #102 | pregnant mushroom | 4 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #610 | pretty flower | 106 |
| #14 | priceless diamond | 43 |
| #34 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #46 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 9 |
| #149 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #22 | quantum of familiar | 16 |
| #99 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #113 | really dense meat stack | 41 |
| #76 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #4 | red armband | 8 |
| #21 | red book | 42 |
| #26 | red coin | 3 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #30 | red foxglove | 16 |
| #49 | red mana | 6 |
| #10 | red money bag | 85 |
| #79 | red tulip | 3 |
| #98 | reflection of a map | 7 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #11 | reindeer sickle | 2 |
| 🥉 | repaid diaper | 1 |
| #45 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #25 | reusable shopping bag | 2 |
| #217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #53 | rhinestone | 1,050 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #154 | rose | 11 |
| #266 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #537 | salty dog | 7 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #5 | sandwich of the gods | 272 |
| #4 | sausage golem | 3 |
| #40 | scary death orb | 3 |
| #5 | scroll case | 29 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1296 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #26 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 37 |
| #555 | scroll of pasta summoning | 19 |
| #26 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 37 |
| #286 | shard of double-ice | 2 |
| #128 | shimmering rainbow sand | 4 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #17 | shiny brass tailfeathers | 1 |
| #8 | shiny stones | 3,360 |
| #10 | shovelful of dirt | 135 |
| #16 | shuddering cow skull | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #53 | silver cow skull | 5 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #12 | sinister-looking cat | 345 |
| #25 | skulldozer egg | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #13 | sleeping wereturtle | 53 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #296 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #15 | smellbook | 83 |
| #45 | smiling rat | 8 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #25 | solid gold bowling ball | 387 |
| #7 | solid gold jewel | 458 |
| #136 | solid gold pegleg | 43 |
| #16 | soul coin | 3 |
| #44 | space blanket | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #30 | sparkling orb | 1 |
| #404 | spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #46 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #8 | standards and practices guide | 338 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1000 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #136 | star starfish | 3 |
| #40 | steamy ruby | 54 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| 🥉 | stolen meatpouch | 9,011 |
| #174 | stone of eXtreme power | 68 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #59 | stray chihuahua | 28 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #7 | stuffed dinosaur | 9 |
| #62 | syncopated turtle | 4 |
| #18 | synthetic rock | 6 |
| #47 | tangarita with a fly in it | 7 |
| #772 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #52 | tawdry amethyst | 30 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #284 | terrible poem | 2 |
| #23 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 6 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #348 | tin magnolia | 3 |
| #152 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #35 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| 🥇 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 51 |
| #6 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 27 |
| 🥇 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 193 |
| #57 | triad summoning scroll | 6 |
| #69 | trick coin | 1 |
| #268 | tropical orchid | 9 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #115 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #49 | unearthly onyx | 39 |
| #38 | untamable turtle | 22 |
| #38 | unusual disco ball | 24 |
| #78 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
| #301 | upsy daisy | 8 |
| #63 | valuable coin | 18 |
| #226 | valuable trinket | 396 |
| #44 | vampire pearl | 26 |
| #4 | very overdue library book | 282 |
| #79 | void stone | 4 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #120 | warehouse key | 7 |
| #56 | white mana | 5 |
| #9 | white money bag | 34 |
| #30 | white page | 18 |
| #88 | white tulip | 3 |
| #1200 | wind-up chattering teeth | 15 |
| #21 | worksite credentials | 4 |
| #54 | wriggling severed nose | 3 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #31 | zombie dinosaur egg | 5 |