| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo dinner | 7 |
| #151 | Crimbo food scraps | 11 |
| #142 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 14 |
| #96 | Crimbosmopolitan | 6 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 7 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 55 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 5 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 19 |
| #44 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 11 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 23 |
| #60 | Elf Army machine parts | 38 |
| #118 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,000 |
| #74 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 4 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #40 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 13 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 22 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #63 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #28 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 4 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
| #107 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #95 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #100 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #197 | Trainbot slag | 3 |
| #107 | Trainbot tubing | 11 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #1041 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #140 | brilliant oyster egg | 3 |
| #56 | cabooze | 9 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #256 | chocomotive | 3 |
| #141 | cinnamon machine oil | 11 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #153 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 11 |
| #47 | flask of egggrog | 5 |
| #82 | freightcake | 8 |
| #274 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread nylons | 3 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #492 | grue egg | 52 |
| #1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #118 | honey-drenched ham slice | 11 |
| #51 | hot wine | 5 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #103 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #202 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #82 | magnificent oyster egg | 7 |
| #249 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #42 | military-grade peppermint oil | 15 |
| #122 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 11 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #94 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #74 | pearlescent oyster egg | 11 |
| #61 | peppermint bomb | 3 |
| #24 | peppermint tack | 46 |
| #51 | pet anchor | 5 |
| #173 | pile of Trainbot parts | 11 |
| #148 | ping-pong ball | 11 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #74 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 3 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #145 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #61 | sugarplum ration | 8 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #36 | syncopated turtle | 7 |
| #175 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1388 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #43 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 15 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |