| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 2 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #130 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #464 | baby killer bee | 21 |
| #83 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #220 | balloon monkey | 8 |
| #497 | barrrnacle | 31 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #18 | bubble bauble bow | 11 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #95 | fertilized ghuol egg | 7 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #8 | frigid hankyū | 104 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #668 | helmet turtle | 46 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #210 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 5 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #12 | slightly peevedbow | 21 |
| #16 | smoking talon | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #1856 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2373 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #264 | turtle pheromones | 14 |
| #671 | turtle totem | 41 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #72 | vampire glitter | 7 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |