| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 2 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #131 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #464 | baby killer bee | 21 |
| #84 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #221 | balloon monkey | 8 |
| #497 | barrrnacle | 31 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1391 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #18 | bubble bauble bow | 11 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #94 | fertilized ghuol egg | 7 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #9 | frigid hankyū | 104 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #270 | goat | 2 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #671 | helmet turtle | 46 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #210 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 5 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #12 | slightly peevedbow | 21 |
| #16 | smoking talon | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2559 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2725 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2379 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #1863 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2477 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2688 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2195 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2794 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2382 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #2372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2706 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2454 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1986 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2064 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2570 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2223 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #262 | turtle pheromones | 14 |
| #673 | turtle totem | 41 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #73 | vampire glitter | 7 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |