#18 | 17-ball | 1 |
#13 | 4-dimensional fez | 23 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
#9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
#10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#221 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 29 |
š„ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
#94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
#2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#339 | BGE merchandise order form | 12 |
#186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
#562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
š„ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
š„ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#26 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 21 |
#19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
#25 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 32 |
#164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
#34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1162 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
#51 | ChibiBuddyā¢ (off) | 1 |
#102 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
#9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
#15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
š„ | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
#26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
#28 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 21 |
#28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
#1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
#17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
#253 | FDKOL commendation | 2,181 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
#75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
#107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
#725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
š„ | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
#73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
#95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
#129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
#97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
#19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
#22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
š„ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
#60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
#178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
š„ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
#815 | La Hebilla del CinturĆ³n de Lopez | 1 |
#778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
š„ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#44 | Mayo de Mayoā¢ mayo | 5 |
#139 | NPZR chemistry set | 41 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
š„ | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
#252 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
š„ | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
š„ | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
#31 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 5 |
#28 | Racisto Ruidoso | 11 |
#153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
#218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
š„ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
#57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
š„ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
#106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
#123 | Strix stix | 20 |
#153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
š„ | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
#146 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
#592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
#69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
š„ | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
#598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
š„ | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
#68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
#42 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
#633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
#44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
#33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
#58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
š„ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
#18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
#1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#104 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
#497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
#989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
#142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
#395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
#1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
#34 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 5 |
#390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
#1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
#314 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
#1497 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
#1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
#39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
š„ | Time-Spinner | 1 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
š„ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#107 | Twelve Night Energy | 3 |
#701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#1570 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
š„ | all-year sucker | 1 |
š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#546 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#458 | antique record album | 5 |
#40 | banjo kazoo mount | 7 |
#28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
#116 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
#152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
#777 | black candy heart | 2 |
#137 | blank diary | 1 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#10 | bottle of Professor Beer | 48 |
#129 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
#501 | breaded beer | 1 |
š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
#214 | can of V-11 | 2 |
#1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
#14 | card sleeve | 1 |
#78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
#89 | charisma potion | 1 |
#6 | choco-Crimbot | 1,000 |
#21 | circle drum | 1 |
#29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
#52 | dense meat stack | 230,373 |
#108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
#91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
#47 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 30 |
#83 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 16 |
#70 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 20 |
#191 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 4 |
#261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
#141 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 9 |
#130 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 10 |
#78 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 18 |
#163 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 6 |
#57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
#108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
š„ | eerily silent box | 1 |
#4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
#32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
#20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
#201 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
š„ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
#289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
#106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
#82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
#80 | flask flops | 16 |
#78 | forbidden sausage | 4 |
š„ | fossilized necklace | 1 |
#71 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 7 |
#1455 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#64 | gladiator tunica | 11 |
#14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
#11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
š„ | green face paint | 1 |
#257 | gyroscope | 11 |
š„ | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
š„ | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
š„ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
#22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#93 | kiwi beak | 13 |
#149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
#38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
#935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#37 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 38 |
#24 | little red book | 1 |
#21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
#1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#88 | madius | 4 |
#25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
#424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
#340 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
#512 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
#303 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
#342 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
#160 | mime soul fragment | 22 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
#25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
#142 | non-aged vinegar | 12 |
#31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
#255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
#9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
š„ | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
š„ | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
š„ | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#180 | phish stick | 6 |
#12 | picky tweezers | 5 |
#168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
#14 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
#16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
#14 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#32 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
#214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
#212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
#329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
#289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
#181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
#22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
#11 | pottery club | 2 |
#52 | pottery hat | 1 |
#42 | pottery shield | 1 |
#43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
š„ | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
#73 | pteruges | 1 |
#24 | purple clay bead | 227 |
#25 | purple corpsel | 15 |
#37 | purple pixel pie | 91 |
#40 | purple prose pen | 14 |
#103 | purple snowcone | 272 |
#39 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 90 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
#155 | quantum taco | 202 |
#301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
š„ | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
š„ | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
š„ | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
š„ | red face paint | 1 |
#28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
#25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
#97 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
#45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#102 | ridiculous cocktail | 15 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#100 | ridiculous sandwich | 14 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
#9 | round purple sunglasses | 1,176 |
#8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
#6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
#141 | salt wages | 17 |
#309 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
#168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
š„ | seal medal | 1 |
#299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
#122 | shark jumper | 1 |
#52 | silent beret | 1 |
š„ | silent nightlight | 1 |
š„ | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
š„ | snow pants | 1 |
#49 | solid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
#342 | sorority brain | 2 |
#21 | soul coin | 2 |
#40 | soul doorbell | 10 |
#32 | soul knife | 1 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
š„ | soul monocle | 1 |
#15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
#15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
#20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
#23 | space heater | 1 |
#39 | space invader | 1 |
#26 | space needle | 1 |
#123 | space port | 2 |
š„ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
š„ | speed limit shield | 1 |
#1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
#2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
#234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
#4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
š„ | stop shield | 1 |
#1006 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
#74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
#10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
#183 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 2 |
#60 | temperance whiskey | 6 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
#1546 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
#900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
š„ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#59 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
š„ | warbear black box | 1 |
#109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
#21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
š„ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
#179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
š„ | washboard shield | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
#11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |