Professor_Underscore

RankItemQuantity
#1817-ball1
#134-dimensional fez23
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#221A. W. O. L. commendation29
šŸ„ˆAll-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#94Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#339BGE merchandise order form12
#186Beach Buck1
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
šŸ„ˆBig Candy's tophat1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
šŸ„‡Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#26Bruno's blessing of Mars21
#19Build-a-City Gingerbread kit1
#25Burt's blessing of Bacchus32
#164CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)4
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#148CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)4
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1162CRIMBCO scrip35
#51ChibiBuddyā„¢ (off)1
#102Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#9Counterclockwise Watch1
#15Crimbo sapling1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
šŸ„ˆCrimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#102Daisy's unclean bloomers1
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#28Dennis's blessing of Minerva21
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#253FDKOL commendation2,181
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#75Former Sheriff Dan's tin star1
#63Frown Exerciser1
šŸ„ˆFuzzby1
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
šŸ„‰Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#8Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#24Hodgman's whackin' stick1
#19Huggler Radio1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
šŸ„‡Jackass Plumber home game1
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
#178KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
šŸ„ˆKrampus Horn1
#815La Hebilla del CinturĆ³n de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#29Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
šŸ„‡Lord Flameface's cloak1
#44Mayo de Mayoā„¢ mayo5
#139NPZR chemistry set41
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
šŸ„ˆOfficial Council Aide Pin1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#5Otorian Battle Scar1
#252Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#26Pantsgiving1
šŸ„ˆPeppermint Pip Packet1
šŸ„‡Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#84Purple Beast energy drink1
#31Purple Horseshoe of Honor5
#28Racisto Ruidoso11
#153Roman sadnals1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#7Science Notebook2
#218Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
šŸ„ˆSkipper's accordion1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
šŸ„ˆStabonic scroll1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#106Stephen's lab coat1
#123Strix stix20
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
šŸ„ˆSword of Procedural Generation1
#146Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
šŸ„ˆTales of the Word Realms3
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
šŸ„ˆThe Crown of Ed the Undying1
#68The Emperor's new hat1
#42The Emperor's new shirt2
#633The Joy of Wassailing4
#44The Legendary Beat1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#51The Necbronomicon4
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
šŸ„ˆThe Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#18Thor's Pliers1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#104Thwaitgold ant statuette8
#497Thwaitgold bee statuette5
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#142Thwaitgold firefly statuette15
#395Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette7
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#34Thwaitgold nit statuette5
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#1305Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#314Thwaitgold spider statuette10
#1497Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette5
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#19Time Cloak1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
šŸ„ˆTime-Spinner1
#936Travels with Jerry1
šŸ„‡Trivial Avocations board game1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#107Twelve Night Energy3
#701Uncle Romulus1
#1570adorable seal larva1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
šŸ„‡all-year sucker1
šŸ„ˆanniversary balsa wood socks1
šŸ„‡anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
šŸ„ˆanniversary concrete fedora1
šŸ„ˆanniversary safety glass vest1
#546antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#458antique record album5
#40banjo kazoo mount7
#28battered old top-hat1
#116beautiful rainbow3
#152birdbone corset1
#777black candy heart2
#137blank diary1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#10bottle of Professor Beer48
#129box of Gratitude chocolates1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#42brazen bracelet1
#501breaded beer1
šŸ„‡bucket of anniversary lard1
#26buffed alien drugs1
#214can of V-112
#1852candy knuckles1
#14card sleeve1
#78centurion helmet1
#89charisma potion1
#6choco-Crimbot1,000
#21circle drum1
#29crazy bastard sword1
#113crotchety pants1
#35cursed wishbone8
#32dead guy's memento1
#16defective Game Grid token1
#52dense meat stack230,373
#108diluted makeup1
#91discarded swimming trunks1
#47disco horoscope (Aquarius)30
#83disco horoscope (Aries)16
#70disco horoscope (Cancer)20
#191disco horoscope (Gemini)4
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#141disco horoscope (Libra)9
#130disco horoscope (Sagittarius)10
#78disco horoscope (Scorpio)18
#163disco horoscope (Taurus)6
#57droppable microphone1
#108duct tape shirt1
šŸ„ˆeerily silent box1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#32elf ploughshare1
#20elven tambourine1
#201enchanted leopard-print barbell14
šŸ„ˆexperimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#106extremely confusing manual1
#82fireman's helmet1
#80flask flops16
#78forbidden sausage4
šŸ„ˆfossilized necklace1
#71freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini7
#1455friendly cheez blob1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#234gift-a-pult2
#64gladiator tunica11
#14googly-ball hat1
#11googly-star hat1
šŸ„‰green face paint1
#257gyroscope11
šŸ„‡hand of Mr. Cards1
šŸ„‡hazardous sauce dosimeter1
šŸ„‡heart of dark chocolate1
#18hypnodisk1
#22incredibly dense meat gem1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#41jingle bell1
#93kiwi beak13
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#38leftover pasty1
#935lewd playing card1
#37liquid shifting time weirdness38
#24little red book1
#21lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter2
#1426macaroni duck1
#88madius4
#25mafia wedding ring1
#424magical pony: Dusk Shiny3
#340magical pony: Pearjack4
#512magical pony: Rosey Cake2
#303magical pony: Shutterfly5
#342magical pony: Uniquity4
#160mime soul fragment22
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#32mutant cactus bud1
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#142non-aged vinegar12
#31old patched suit-pants1
#255old school flying disc1
#28old soft shoes1
#9optimal spreadsheet1
šŸ„‡packet of dragon's teeth1
šŸ„‰packet of pumpkin seeds1
šŸ„‡packet of winter seeds1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#180phish stick6
#12picky tweezers5
#168pile of loose snow1
#15plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#14plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#16plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#14plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#32plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad1
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#11pottery club2
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#47propeller beanie1
šŸ„‰protonic accelerator pack1
#73pteruges1
#24purple clay bead227
#25purple corpsel15
#37purple pixel pie91
#40purple prose pen14
#103purple snowcone272
#39purple-frosted astral cupcake90
#36puzzling ribbon1
#155quantum taco202
#301radiation-resistant helmet1
šŸ„ˆrecord of infuriating silence (used)1
šŸ„‰record of menacing silence (used)1
šŸ„ˆrecord of tranquil silence (used)1
šŸ„ˆred and green rain stick1
šŸ„‰red face paint1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#97replica bat-oomerang1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#58ridiculous belt1
#102ridiculous cocktail15
#72ridiculous earring1
#100ridiculous sandwich14
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#108rocky road ice cream1
#9round purple sunglasses1,176
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#141salt wages17
#309sandwich of the gods14
#168scotch on the rocks1
šŸ„‡seal medal1
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#122shark jumper1
#52silent beret1
šŸ„‡silent nightlight1
šŸ„‰snow belly1
#10snow hat1
šŸ„‰snow pants1
#49solid shifting time weirdness2
#342sorority brain2
#21soul coin2
#40soul doorbell10
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
šŸ„ˆsoul monocle1
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#23space heater1
#39space invader1
#26space needle1
#123space port2
šŸ„ˆspaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
šŸ„ˆspeed limit shield1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#61stealth bomber1
#234still-beating spleen1
#4stinky cheese diaper1
šŸ„‡stop shield1
#1006stray chihuahua2
#21studded sealhide shield1
#74super-absorbent tarp2
#10super-sweet boom box1
#183tangled mass of creepy pasta2
#60temperance whiskey6
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#563untamable turtle4
#1546unusual disco ball1
#900wad of cotton1
šŸ„‡wand of fudge control1
#59warbear LP-ROM burner3
šŸ„ˆwarbear black box1
#109warbear chemistry lab2
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
šŸ„ˆwarbear hoverbelt1
#168warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
šŸ„ˆwashboard shield1
#91willowy bonnet1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1

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