| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #67 | Clara's bell | 8 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 15 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 17 |
| #116 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 48 |
| #2186 | Crimbuck | 21 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #30 | Elf Guard MPC | 7,443 |
| #191 | Jack-in-the-box | 29 |
| #23 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2,888 |
| #90 | My First Art of War | 7 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #24 | Red Roger's red left foot | 2 |
| #28 | Red Roger's red left hand | 2 |
| #16 | Red Roger's red right hand | 4 |
| #32 | Red Roger's reliquary | 32 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 13 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 23 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 23 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 11 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 19 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 55 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1120 | baby killer bee | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #255 | barrrnacle | 63 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #223 | cylindrical mold | 4 |
| #147 | designer handbag | 17 |
| #33 | eleven-foot pole | 57 |
| #273 | flask of tainted mining oil | 6 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #131 | goat | 10 |
| #40 | grinning turtle | 6 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #202 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #62 | radiation-resistant helmet | 25 |
| #101 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 15 |
| #35 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #43 | silent W | 5 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #69 | sleeping wereturtle | 15 |
| #66 | slime-soaked brain | 4 |
| #62 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #195 | stuffed martini | 50 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #68 | warbear liquid lasers | 2 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #70 | warbear oil pan | 3 |
| #34 | warbear superpotion | 9 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |