Zorns Lemma

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#69Clara's bell8
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#363Crimbo Candy Cookbook15
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#154Crimbuccaneer flotsam17
#142Crimbuccaneer piece of 1248
#2190Crimbuck21
#23Drunkula's cape1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#31Elf Guard MPC7,443
#194Jack-in-the-box29
#23L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate2,888
#88My First Art of War8
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#24Red Roger's red left foot2
#28Red Roger's red left hand2
#17Red Roger's red right hand4
#33Red Roger's reliquary32
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
🥈The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)2
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#322Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette2
#648Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#248Thwaitgold bug statuette6
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#645Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette4
#36Thwaitgold chigger statuette10
#12Thwaitgold cockroach statuette13
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#256Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#34Thwaitgold mosquito statuette23
#53Thwaitgold moth statuette6
#105Thwaitgold nit statuette2
#289Thwaitgold nymph statuette3
#96Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette23
#94Thwaitgold scorpion statuette11
#75Thwaitgold spider statuette19
#281Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette1
#219Thwaitgold termite statuette55
#45Thwaitgold time fly statuette3
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#19Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette10
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#5Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)2
#379adorable seal larva7
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#1125baby killer bee5
#1029balloon monkey1
#255barrrnacle63
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#128cheer extractor1
#688crystalline cheer1
#74cute meteoroid1
#224cylindrical mold4
#123designer handbag19
#37eleven-foot pole57
#271flask of tainted mining oil6
#330friendly cheez blob7
#133goat10
#40grinning turtle6
#283high-energy mining laser1
#174macaroni duck10
#528magical pony: Dusk Shiny2
#484magical pony: Pearjack2
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#490magical pony: Shutterfly2
#423magical pony: Spectrum Dash3
#480magical pony: Uniquity2
#73mime pocket probe1
#84miming boots1
#417nugget of Crimbonium1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#159pregnant mushroom2
#62radiation-resistant helmet25
#101servo-assisted exo-pants15
#36shuddering cow skull1
#203silent I1
#242silent O1
#43silent W5
#186silent X1
#70sleeping wereturtle15
#65slime-soaked brain4
#61slime-soaked hypophysis4
#121slime-soaked sweat gland2
#128smiling rat2
#111spooky pirate skeleton13
#394stray chihuahua7
#197stuffed martini50
#168syncopated turtle1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#360untamable turtle6
#376unusual disco ball7
#478warbear battery1
#306warbear drone assembler1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#117warbear exo-arm2
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#68warbear liquid lasers2
#355warbear metalworking primer2
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#69warbear oil pan3
#34warbear superpotion9
#1556wind-up chattering teeth6

Wow, that's 11,300 items total!

what items are this player missing?