| #63 | "DRINK ME" potion | 968 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #278 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 196 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #445 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #90 | baconstone | 71 |
| #140 | balloon helmet | 3 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #57 | balloon shield | 2 |
| #94 | balloon sword | 5 |
| #249 | bite-me-red lipstick | 76 |
| #2204 | box of sunshine | 56 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #61 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,145 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #217 | funhouse mirror | 3 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #452 | ghostly body paint | 3 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #85 | hamethyst | 74 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #153 | long skinny balloon | 69 |
| #51 | lump of diamond | 120 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #53 | marine aquamarine | 5 |
| #55 | meat st‰¿bing club | 50 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #281 | necrotizing body spray | 30 |
| #428 | old sweatpants | 171 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #805 | paperclip | 14 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #331 | party hat | 9 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #78 | porquoise | 68 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #212 | press-on ribs | 39 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #978 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #233 | steamy ruby | 5 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #224 | stone of eXtreme power | 53 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1206 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #1247 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2331 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #460 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3067 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #837 | stuffed key | 61 |
| #293 | stuffed martini | 33 |
| #2290 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1310 | stuffed mink | 30 |
| #1340 | stuffed monocle | 29 |
| #357 | stuffed ninja snowman | 13 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1323 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1203 | stuffed tin of caviar | 35 |
| #844 | stuffed treasure chest | 60 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #159 | unearthed potsherd | 25 |
| #248 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #441 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #368 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #431 | useless powder | 303 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #234 | volcanic ash | 23 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #155 | whisker pencil | 59 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |