| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #395 | Amulet of Yendor | 57 |
| #87 | Ancient Protector Soda | 7 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #111 | BGE shotglass | 42 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #46 | BRICKO pearl | 5 |
| #50 | BURT | 536 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #63 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #61 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 67 |
| #302 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 5 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #996 | Crimbuck | 654 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #213 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #49 | FunFunds™ | 136 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #15 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 9 |
| #14 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 8 |
| 🥈 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 9 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 11 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #268 | Iron Beta of Industry | 35 |
| #57 | Jack-in-the-box | 72 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #473 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #183 | Red Rover BB gun | 21 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #514 | Schrödinger's thermos | 21 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #187 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 8 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 12 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 10 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 9 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 11 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #481 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #19 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 61 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #74 | Van der Graaf helmet | 4 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #7 | Victor's Spoils | 53 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #332 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #80 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 26 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #105 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 20 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #45 | alien source code printout | 10 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #98 | antique beer | 4 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #117 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #20 | baconstone | 252 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #381 | badass belt | 111 |
| #110 | bag of airline peanuts | 208 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #517 | bananagate | 10 |
| #57 | barrel beryl | 4 |
| #616 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #287 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #488 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #77 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #40 | blood-red mushroom wine | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #53 | bone aperitif | 10 |
| #231 | bone chips | 84 |
| #23 | bone meal | 17 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of goofballs | 41 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #34 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #38 | boxed gumball machine | 4 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #33 | bread pie | 120 |
| #173 | brine | 96 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #150 | burnt flower | 80 |
| #539 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #114 | chintzy accordion pin | 6 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #157 | chintzy noodle ring | 6 |
| #204 | chintzy saucepan earring | 4 |
| #133 | chintzy seal pendant | 9 |
| #162 | chintzy turtle brooch | 6 |
| #221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #32 | clear Russian | 120 |
| #85 | cloning kit | 22 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #79 | club necklace | 49 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #81 | cubic zirconia | 12 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #74 | designer handbag | 27 |
| #157 | diamond necklace | 28 |
| #198 | dill | 168 |
| #102 | discocktail | 70 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #538 | dollhive | 14 |
| #23 | drive-thru burger | 13 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #687 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| #345 | eldritch effluvium | 4 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #110 | electric pants | 2 |
| #380 | electrical thingamabob | 7 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #390 | elven cellocello | 34 |
| #549 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #651 | encoder ring | 17 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #113 | fake fake vomit | 229 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #134 | fancy chocolate car | 22 |
| #403 | fancy opera glasses | 10 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
| #20 | fistful of ashes | 137 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #86 | fleshy putty | 17 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #492 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #475 | ghost cucumber | 95 |
| #75 | giant designer sunglasses | 53 |
| #51 | giant pearl | 4 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #89 | glacial sapphire | 11 |
| #51 | glass of warm water | 8 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #32 | golden fleece | 16 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #708 | green gummi ingot | 16 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #22 | hamethyst | 217 |
| #148 | handful of confetti | 191 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #114 | heart necklace | 40 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #24 | hideous egg | 61 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #29 | ice stein | 15 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #24 | intriguing puzzle box | 10 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #277 | jazz soap | 104 |
| #99 | joybuzzer | 220 |
| #269 | kumquartz | 25 |
| #37 | lab-grown meat | 62 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
| #4 | lucky cat statue | 499 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #107 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 203 |
| #157 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 18 |
| #153 | magical pony: Pearjack | 13 |
| #151 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 18 |
| #154 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 16 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #52 | marshmallow bomb | 3 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #99 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #260 | nanite-infested candy cane | 63 |
| #49 | nanite-infested eggnog | 80 |
| #62 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 67 |
| #50 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 73 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #708 | paperclip | 26 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #373 | peanut brittle shield | 8 |
| #303 | pearidot | 22 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #64 | peppermint-scented socks | 7 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #1194 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #75 | petit 4.1 | 8 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #31 | pixel orb | 3 |
| #75 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #52 | poisonsettia | 43 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #14 | porquoise | 261 |
| #339 | portable photocopier | 20 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #67 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #49 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 8 |
| #130 | quantum taco | 266 |
| #35 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 16 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #751 | red gummi ingot | 12 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #356 | red-and-green sweater | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #542 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #114 | rubber emo roe | 221 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #925 | sawblade fragment | 51 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #286 | sleeping stocking | 10 |
| #97 | smiling rat | 3 |
| #85 | snowball | 13 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #58 | soul doorbell | 8 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #196 | space beast fur | 3 |
| #26 | space jam | 35 |
| #45 | space junk | 132 |
| #85 | spade necklace | 48 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #107 | sparking robo-battery | 33 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #697 | spooky bark | 9 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #648 | squirming egg sac | 9 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #107 | stainless steel shillelagh | 19 |
| #173 | stainless steel skullcap | 13 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #45 | still-beating spleen | 12 |
| #215 | strange shiny disc | 25 |
| #341 | strawberyl | 20 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 147 |
| #225 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 135 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #215 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 140 |
| #163 | stuffed Meat | 214 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #330 | stuffed angry cow | 110 |
| #225 | stuffed astral badger | 143 |
| #162 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 188 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #797 | stuffed cocoabo | 57 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #204 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 159 |
| #237 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 145 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #220 | stuffed hand turkey | 144 |
| #94 | stuffed key | 378 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #228 | stuffed mind flayer | 144 |
| #164 | stuffed mink | 212 |
| #156 | stuffed monocle | 211 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #237 | stuffed scary death orb | 137 |
| #210 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 152 |
| #245 | stuffed snowy owl | 134 |
| #217 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 152 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #397 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 98 |
| #175 | stuffed teddy butler | 196 |
| #186 | stuffed tin of caviar | 187 |
| #93 | stuffed treasure chest | 394 |
| #962 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 52 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #34 | swirling mushroom wine | 2 |
| #79 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #47 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #93 | third ear | 4 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 11 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #90 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 11 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 10 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #128 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 9 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #121 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 64 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 79 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 13 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 24 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 118 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #23 | toe jam | 34 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #340 | tourmalime | 20 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #26 | traffic jam | 34 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #272 | twitching claw | 14 |
| #80 | unearthed potsherd | 54 |
| #248 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #822 | useless powder | 78 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #88 | vampire pearl | 10 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #280 | vinegar | 138 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #397 | whoopie cushion | 82 |
| #451 | wind-up chattering teeth | 71 |
| #114 | wine-soaked bone chips | 9 |
| #1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #72 | ye olde golde frontes | 3 |
| #711 | yellow gummi ingot | 16 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |