Museum :: Starbearer

Starbearer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#413	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#395	Amulet of Yendor	57
#88	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#836	Angelhair Culottes	1
#231	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#610	BGE merchandise order form	5
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#111	BGE shotglass	42
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#47	BRICKO pearl	5
#50	BURT	536
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#614	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1170	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#63	Boulevardier cocktail	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1090	CRIMBCO mug	7
#1424	CRIMBCO wine	3
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#72	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#61	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	67
#308	Crimbo Factory surprise box	5
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#995	Crimbuck	654
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#214	Eldritch snap	2
#49	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#96	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#50	FunFunds™	136
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#224	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#56	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#1602	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#15	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	9
#17	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	8
🥉	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	9
#506	Green Clover of Justice	4
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#23	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	11
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#267	Iron Beta of Industry	35
#58	Jack-in-the-box	72
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#454	Lars the Cyberian	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#477	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#195	Orange Star of Sacrifice	11
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#209	Red Pill	2
#186	Red Rover BB gun	21
#1462	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#26	Satan hat	1
#841	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#514	Schrödinger's thermos	21
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#131	The Art of Slapfighting	9
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#189	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	8
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#355	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
🥇	The Necbronomicon (used)	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#36	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#754	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#211	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#110	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	4
#376	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#122	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	8
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#83	Thwaitgold bug statuette	12
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#103	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	10
#71	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	9
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#22	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	11
#543	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#66	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	4
#1029	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#89	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	13
#93	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#316	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#44	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	6
#590	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#34	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	13
#48	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#263	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#23	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	6
#53	Thwaitgold moth statuette	6
#261	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#43	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	19
#624	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#158	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#154	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#293	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	13
#210	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	6
#496	Thwaitgold slug statuette	6
#447	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
#272	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#609	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#928	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#60	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#518	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#230	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#19	Ultrasoldier Serum	61
#1251	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#74	Van der Graaf helmet	4
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#8	Victor's Spoils	53
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#331	Workytime Tea	6
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#81	Yellow Moon of Compassion	26
#441	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#105	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	20
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#376	adorable seal larva	7
#45	alien source code printout	10
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#547	ammonite fossil	7
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#345	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#100	antique beer	4
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#536	antique record album	4
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#79	baby rigging snake	1
#183	babycakes	1
#20	baconstone	252
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#381	badass belt	111
#111	bag of airline peanuts	208
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#517	bananagate	10
#58	barrel beryl	4
#617	battered Crimbo Crate	15
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#291	bejeweled cufflinks	15
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#138	blank diary	1
#76	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#41	blood-red mushroom wine	2
#759	blue glowstick	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#53	bone aperitif	10
#230	bone chips	84
#23	bone meal	17
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#626	bottle of goofballs	41
#191	bottled day	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#35	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
#95	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#39	boxed gumball machine	4
#135	brain preservation fluid	1
#33	bread pie	120
#173	brine	96
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#150	burnt flower	80
#541	burst hellseal brain	6
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#213	can of V-11	2
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#115	chintzy accordion pin	6
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#160	chintzy noodle ring	6
#206	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#135	chintzy seal pendant	9
#162	chintzy turtle brooch	6
#221	choco-Crimbot	3
#163	chocolate bath ball	6
#487	chocolate cigar	2
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#33	clear Russian	120
#86	cloning kit	22
#1798	clown hammer	1
#79	club necklace	49
#15	cocoa of youth	3
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#176	crumbling rat skull	3
#44	crystal Crimbo goblet	11
#40	crystal Crimbo platter	11
#81	cubic zirconia	12
#648	daisy	2
#1357	defective skull	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#15	dense meat stack	1,710,001
#160	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#76	designer handbag	27
#157	diamond necklace	28
#198	dill	168
#102	discocktail	70
#24	doll-eye amulet	1
#539	dollhive	14
#25	drive-thru burger	13
#1579	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#687	easter egg balloon	36
#349	eldritch effluvium	4
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#110	electric pants	2
#380	electrical thingamabob	7
#5	elevent	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#393	elven cellocello	34
#550	elven suicide capsule	29
#650	encoder ring	17
#2681	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1504	explosion-flavored chewing gum	4
#113	fake fake vomit	229
#1794	fake hand	1
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#2518	fancy chocolate	1
#134	fancy chocolate car	22
#403	fancy opera glasses	10
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#61	filet of The Fish	3
#20	fistful of ashes	137
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#86	fleshy putty	17
#808	friendly cheez blob	3
#16	fruit bat	1
#983	fuzzy dice	6
#494	garish pinky ring	8
#475	ghost cucumber	95
#76	giant designer sunglasses	53
#51	giant pearl	4
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#89	glacial sapphire	11
#51	glass of warm water	8
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#32	golden fleece	16
#693	golden ring	40
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#710	green gummi ingot	16
#78	hair of the calf	3
#22	hamethyst	217
#153	handful of confetti	191
#209	handful of numbers	2
#115	heart necklace	40
#753	heart of the volcano	8
#877	heart-shaped balloon	3
#24	hideous egg	61
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#120	hot stuffing	2
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#29	ice stein	15
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#24	intriguing puzzle box	10
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#276	jazz soap	104
#103	joybuzzer	220
#269	kumquartz	25
#37	lab-grown meat	62
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#291	live lobster	1
#331	live wire	3
#124	long-stemmed rose	14
#4	lucky cat statue	499
#59	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#464	macaroni duck	5
#108	magical ice cube with a fly in it	203
#161	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	18
#156	magical pony: Pearjack	13
#154	magical pony: Rosey Cake	18
#159	magical pony: Shutterfly	16
#304	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	5
#227	magical pony: Uniquity	8
#54	marshmallow bomb	3
#483	marshmallow flambé	1
#100	mime army wine	4
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#690	mugcake	1
#46	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
#261	nanite-infested candy cane	63
#49	nanite-infested eggnog	80
#62	nanite-infested fruitcake	67
#51	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	73
#648	night-vision goggles	3
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#840	oozenog	5
#27	ornamental sextant	1
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#35	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#51	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
#26	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
#710	paperclip	26
#148	paranormal ricotta	4
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
#374	peanut brittle shield	8
#303	pearidot	22
#1273	penguin focaccia bread	14
#64	peppermint-scented socks	7
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#1193	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	8
#1559	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	4
#75	petit 4.1	8
#1885	phish stick	2
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#31	pixel orb	3
#75	plastic Crimbo reindeer	8
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#16	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#203	poison pen	7
#52	poisonsettia	43
#17	poncho de azucar	1
#14	porquoise	261
#337	portable photocopier	20
#811	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#144	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#67	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	5
#908	pulsing flesh	4
#727	purple glowstick	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#51	quantum nanopolymer spider web	8
#130	quantum taco	266
#35	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	16
#90	rat head balloon	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#229	red balloon	1
#752	red gummi ingot	12
#326	red plastic baby	1
#355	red-and-green sweater	7
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#588	rigid carapace	8
#1487	rogue swarmer	40
#353	rubber WWBD? bracelet	18
#482	rubber WWJD? bracelet	15
#549	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	13
#735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#115	rubber emo roe	221
#262	runny fermented egg	1
#925	sawblade fragment	51
#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#134	shimmering tendrils	5
#26	shortest-order cook	1
#678	shredded hellseal hide	2
#185	sinister altar fragment	2
#286	sleeping stocking	10
#97	smiling rat	3
#85	snowball	13
#19	snowpack	1
#371	sorority brain	1
#58	soul doorbell	8
#33	space bar	1
#196	space beast fur	3
#26	space jam	35
#45	space junk	132
#84	spade necklace	48
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#107	sparking robo-battery	33
#146	spirit blanket	2
#695	spooky bark	9
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#252	square CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#648	squirming egg sac	9
#405	stainless steel scarf	8
#107	stainless steel shillelagh	19
#172	stainless steel skullcap	13
#454	stainless steel slacks	8
#114	stainless steel solitaire	15
#391	stainless steel suspenders	10
#482	steamy ruby	1
#45	still-beating spleen	12
#215	strange shiny disc	25
#341	strawberyl	20
#534	stray chihuahua	5
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#251	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	147
#229	stuffed Cheshire bitten	135
#84	stuffed Hodgman	3
#219	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	140
#166	stuffed Meat	214
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#332	stuffed angry cow	110
#229	stuffed astral badger	143
#163	stuffed baby gravy fairy	188
#1465	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#802	stuffed cocoabo	57
#922	stuffed crazy bastard sword	6
#1575	stuffed dodecapede	1
#206	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	159
#238	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	145
#950	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#221	stuffed hand turkey	144
#94	stuffed key	378
#91	stuffed kraken	1
#1291	stuffed martini	4
#232	stuffed mind flayer	144
#166	stuffed mink	212
#160	stuffed monocle	211
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#241	stuffed scary death orb	137
#213	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	152
#246	stuffed snowy owl	134
#218	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	152
#246	stuffed stab bat	1
#404	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	98
#178	stuffed teddy butler	196
#187	stuffed tin of caviar	187
#93	stuffed treasure chest	394
#965	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	52
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
#1161	sturdy Crimbo crate	7
#34	swirling mushroom wine	2
#79	tangarita with a fly in it	4
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1224	teddy borg	4
#48	the Crymbich Manuscript	3
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#93	third ear	4
#148	thought balloon	1
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#16	tinsel orb	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#313	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	6
#185	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	8
#89	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	11
#379	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
#96	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	5
#379	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#746	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#91	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	11
#213	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#495	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#309	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	6
#323	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#365	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#93	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	11
#502	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	4
#308	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#69	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	5
#81	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	5
#123	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	10
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#160	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#110	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	4
#321	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#128	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	10
#160	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	9
#324	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#244	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	7
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#118	tiny die-cast turtle mech	4
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#98	tiny goth giant	1
#1413	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1151	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1155	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#793	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#1324	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1154	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#149	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	4
#125	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	64
#88	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	79
#194	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	13
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#128	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#214	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#484	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#1322	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#282	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#1112	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#306	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#775	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1095	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#1137	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#770	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1336	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#89	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	24
#150	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#1119	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#108	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1371	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1354	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1130	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#1362	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1344	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1107	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1108	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#1339	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1341	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#951	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#333	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1128	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#1339	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#1339	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1332	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#1136	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1122	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#145	tiny plastic stocking mimic	4
#319	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#52	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	118
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1116	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#23	toe jam	34
#600	torn hellseal sinew	3
#340	tourmalime	20
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#26	traffic jam	34
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#386	trilobite fossil	11
#391	tulip	1
#272	twitching claw	14
#80	unearthed potsherd	54
#248	unearthly onyx	3
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#562	untamable turtle	4
#662	unusual disco ball	4
#728	urinal cake	1
#822	useless powder	78
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
#88	vampire pearl	10
#805	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	9
#874	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#281	vinegar	138
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#45	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#902	white balloon	1
#396	whoopie cushion	82
#452	wind-up chattering teeth	71
#115	wine-soaked bone chips	9
#1265	x-ray specs	3
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#712	yellow gummi ingot	16
#1946	yellow snowcone	2

Wow, that's 1,724,171 items total!

what items are this player missing?